HELP: how do u pick up hot girls

[dunkin deeznuts]

point out all their flaws...and tell them they need to lose weight even if they are waif like.......

[Bona Drag]

start a fuckin rock and roll band

bonus points on this one if you're black

beef, sky, deez - would bump you, but alas...

[jilla82]

all you need is confidence. You said your Nigerian like it was a bad thing...WTF is that about?

[countchocula8]

Send them an email

bonus points on this one if you're nigerian

[Guest Airjamie]

yes son, yes.

date rape.

it's the new black since sliced bread.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH FUCK YES

[Bona Drag]

Send them an email

bonus points on this one if you're nigerian

^^

hahahaha

touche

[buffalocloud7]

get hotter?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

If you aint got the looks or the money, you gotta elevate your status in dem bitches eyes.

You can achieve this by being super-confident, distancing yourself from the crowd, having a solid approach, body language... all that comes with practice. [shit seems like a lot, but its really not. Its all scientifically proven and shit.]

If all else fails, get some coke, and you'll get hot chicks for sure.

You should spend less time on SuFu and spend more time on forums like:

http://wwv.themysterymethod.com/forum/index.php

Good luck.

[onemancult]

1. identify hot girl.

2. walk up to her.

3. bend over.

4. wrap your arms around her thighs

5. stand up

congrats, you just picked up a hot girl. now put her down, you broke-ass mu'fucka, lookin' like you got cracked in the face with a stick so ugly they ought'a keep yo' ass in a mu'fukin' cage, sheeeeeeit. beeeeeeyotch.

[STC]

no no, you guys got it all wrong. when you approach a girl. you tell her how much +rep you have on a forum. she'll totally be on your nuts. and if that fails, knock her out. haha

[DaBestSpoona]

1. get a growing up Gotti blowout haircut

2. get a tracksuit

3. buy them vodka and redbulls

4. fingerbang

5. date rape

[lestat]

Rohypnol aka Roofies...

scrub her clean when you done...

bleach the sheets or burn them...

bleach and burn the rubber too

[Tyro1]

1. identify hot girl.

2. walk up to her.

3. bend over.

4. wrap your arms around her thighs

5. stand up

congrats, you just picked up a hot girl. now put her down, you broke-ass mu'fucka, lookin' like you got cracked in the face with a stick so ugly they ought'a keep yo' ass in a mu'fukin' cage, sheeeeeeit. beeeeeeyotch.

SHit are you crazy!>? lift with the knees, you be putting your back out with that method

[Guest doubletap]

wow... prices for X dropped a lot since y2k... back then, the cheapest u can pick it up for was 5 bucks a pop... and thats if u pick up a shoebox full...

the yellow Smileys, Green CUs, Purple Hermaphrodites...

wussup? 'i'll pick up couple of packs from you

curious to know what design is on a purple hermaphrodite...