Corny White Girls Appreciation

[scoon0224]

hey i'm not fucking her - that tat is tacky as fuck imo.

It's also a misquote... it's "THINE" own self...

I know most people probably wouldn't catch the mistake... but really, if you're gonna TATTOO a quote on yourself (you know... for life?) at least double check the wording

[choice_genes]

bitch looks like an amputee!

[onemancult]

would still fuckulate.

[juliaN.]

thick white girls and thick asian girls are the shit. Maybe because they're such anomalies amongst their categories.

[xh0llyw00dxx]

http://www.anonib.com/_sceneslutsbystate/

I win.

So many girls from High School on here...

[Gold Fronts]

i just spent about an hour on that site^^

and everybody on there knows someone who has fucked a girl that was posted.

NUDEZ FER DEYZ THO

[dino might]

fadewhat are you talking about? i see waaaaaaaaaaaaay more fat white girls than id like. prolly more fat white girls than fat girls of any other race.

i could see chubby azns being an anomaly though..

[evisu 2000]

thick girls of ANY race other than chinee are hot

thick chinee are fat

[juliaN.]

thick/fat are different.

Fat is just plain sloppy fat (of which yes, most Chinese who look deceptively "thick" while clothed are, upon closer inspection, "fat").

Thick is jackpot in all the right places with no filler elsewhere. That is a genetic accident that is truly a spur of the moment masterpiece from g-d

[evisu 2000]

thick chinee are fat

[dino might]

how come "g-d" and not "god" fade? just curious. a little jewish girl always used to do that in elementary school saying it was against her religion or some bullshit iunno

[nickthechibi]

yaweh for jewish ppl is too holy a word to say or some shit like that

[dino might]

yeah but fade spends way too much to be jewish

[juliaN.]

i was just playing around with the english language via computer text, dino

got no barriers in my usage of vocabulary

god god god god god GAWWD

im part jewish, my godmother jewish and is the reason i got my first name

my flow tight like i was born jewish

and i like corned beef on rye and matzo ball soup, and Jewish women (only time I got laid Stateside was Miami Xmas eve 2006, Jewish Uma Thurman lookalike)

[Boston.]

^^^ignore girl in middle











yous corny if you answer yes to any of these. keep it going.

1) Approximately 19 of your friends' names are variation of Katherine--Kate, Katie, Kathy , etc.
2) You ever wore ugg boots with that multi-colored coach purse. For weeks at a time.
3) You thought it was ok to wear pants that said "juicy" on your ass when you were 12.
4) You sometimes make out with your friend Jen at parties for attention/free booze.
5) You probably liked Jonathan Taylor Thomas and New Kids on the Block about 10 years ago. Then 90210 after that, and probably sex and the city now.
6) I can see you and your friends belting out the words to that Backstreet Boys song with the windows rolled up when I pull up next to your X5 at the stop light.
7) You think you're hot when you turn orange after tanning.
8) You wear a hoodie with the name of your college and food stains on it to class.
9) You've done the walk of shame so much you're not even ashamed anymore.

[bouwnt]

yo, what is it with these cwgs sluttin it up in public, BROAD daylight n shit??!

i love it. keep that shit up

the fuck is my blood thinner at, shitt

[salaryman]

yous corny if you answer yes to any of these. keep it going.

1) Approximately 19 of your friends' names are variation of Katherine--Kate, Katie, Kathy , etc.

2) You ever wore ugg boots with that multi-colored coach purse. For weeks at a time.

3) You thought it was ok to wear pants that said "juicy" on your ass when you were 12.

4) You sometimes make out with your friend Jen at parties for attention/free booze.

5) You probably liked Jonathan Taylor Thomas and New Kids on the Block about 10 years ago. Then 90210 after that, and probably sex and the city now.

6) I can see you and your friends belting out the words to that Backstreet Boys song with the windows rolled up when I pull up next to your X5 at the stop light.

7) You think you're hot when you turn orange after tanning.

8) You wear a hoodie with the name of your college and food stains on it to class.

9) You've done the walk of shame so much you're not even ashamed anymore.

thought this sounded familiar...oh that's right, I wrote it...

based on my life experience/ education at a college populated by CWGs...

you might be a CWG if....

1) Approximately 19 of your friends' names are variation of Katherine--Kate, Katie, Kathy , etc.

2) You ever wore ugg boots with that multi-colored coach purse. For weeks at a time.

3) You thought it was ok to wear pants that said "juicy" on your ass when you were 12.

4) You sometimes make out with your friend Jen at parties for attention/free booze.

5) You probably liked Jonathan Taylor Thomas and New Kids on the Block about 10 years ago. Then 90210 after that, and probably sex and the city now.

6) I can see you and your friends belting out the words to that Backstreet Boys song with the windows rolled up when I pull up next to your X5 at the stop light.

7) You think you're hot when you turn orange after tanning.

8) You wear a hoodie with the name of your college and food stains on it to class.

9) You've done the walk of shame so much you're not even ashamed anymore.

???

stick to the pics homie.

[Lars0F3tt]

In all honesty, white girls > any type of girl

[KyleFall]

the best thing about the most recent picture is that it was taken at a bowling alley lol.

[headcoat]

thought this sounded familiar...oh that's right, I wrote it...

???

fuck, how you gonna steal another dude's lines and pass it off as your own?

some low down shit, Boston.

negrep

[Mr Waffles]

fuck boston son

[Boston.]

...lol.

i copped it off this blog and certainly wasnt trying to say i wrote it..ya know cuz i made that video i posted too...i havent read thru this entire thread - here's where i gots it which you apparently got credit for but i didnt pay attn to when i posted cuz i had no idea it was affiliated with this here sufu - http://cosigned.blogspot.com/2008/06/are-you-corny-white-girl.html

if anything, the fact that i coppied it should be testament to how fucking hilarious that shit is and i wanted people to keep coming up with more...

[bouwnt]

i only wanna see broads in public places from now on.

any one can let a tit lose at home alone in the fucking closet and send it to their luvr.

my only desire these days is a cold bitch who'll let them lips hang,

no shame,

at a Dairy Quaaayne

[JoyDiffusion]

^i gotta see this/how many of my ex's show up lolz (4)

Haha I shit you not, I found a girl I knew in high school on this thread (edit: p. 51, talking on the cell phone). Knowing her, I shouldn't have been surprised. Must've been pilfered off fbook.... Great thread though.

[gold.]

im so glad this thread was started..

[Mr Waffles]

forreal, as long as shorty don't dress like quasimodo she can get the d from me

i would fuck quasimodo

ill handjobs.

best exchange in this thread

[Thorns]

^I agree completely... thats why it was my sig for months.

[Mr Waffles]

it took me a long time to figure out what omc was talking bout in your sig.

[Boston.]

photo creds to chad moore - www.thesethingshappensometimes.com - i think they're for artistic merit since he posted in the photo thread...

[Mr Waffles]

your getting neg repped for repping boston and this granny panty shit you are flooding us wiht.