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Corny White Girls Appreciation


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Naw that's just a BroHo, a girl who likes guys with dirt bikes and lifted trucks, energy drinks and flat brim hats.

...you say this as if that's somehow acceptable, and that dating a broho doesn't mean drinking a lot of monster energy drinks and going to fucking x-games bullshit and calling things "gnarly".

fuck that. we like our women with elan, esprit, other words that start with "e" and mean sexy as fuck in languages that require a lot of spit to speak. Girls that wear rick owens high topped thongs. Girls that give hand jobs wearing reverse ram leather fingerless gloves from CCP, girls that dye their pubes black and then coat them with shimmering wax like an oil slick of fuck butter above their vag with a 17.5 cm bottom. Girls whose asses have a single vent in the back and two darts in the sides, high and thin holes for that slim, tapered silhouette.

Some girl that subconsciously wants to peg me while listening to Korn is not acceptable, and is certainly corny as hell. Or perhaps, Korny as hell.

Just my two cents, really.

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