Corny White Girls Appreciation

[billy.]

you guys are forgetting your roots.

[cinderella]

based on my life experience/ education at a college populated by CWGs...

you might be a CWG if....

1) Approximately 19 of your friends' names are variation of Katherine--Kate, Katie, Kathy , etc.

2) You ever wore ugg boots with that multi-colored coach purse. For weeks at a time.

3) You thought it was ok to wear pants that said "juicy" on your ass when you were 12.

4) You sometimes make out with your friend Jen at parties for attention/free booze.

5) You probably liked Jonathan Taylor Thomas and New Kids on the Block about 10 years ago. Then 90210 after that, and probably sex and the city now.

6) I can see you and your friends belting out the words to that Backstreet Boys song with the windows rolled up when I pull up next to your X5 at the stop light.

7) You think you're hot when you turn orange after tanning.

8) You wear a hoodie with the name of your college and food stains on it to class.

9) You've done the walk of shame so much you're not even ashamed anymore.

yuppp this sums up a fairly larger percentage of girls at my school... none of these applies to me i do OWN coach purses tho and did a KILLER walk of shame one time.

[Guest]

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[the_state]

^^ that commercial is amazing. didn't realize there was a "director's cut" flying around. great stuff.

[vjiforlife]

washed up corny ass old ass white girls.

[herpsky]

[the_state]

thank you herpsky. i don't know why it took 4 pages to get this post back on track.

[billy.]

[Knugget]

I have no idea how to post this damn video.

[billy.]

keagan ?

[headcoat]

[homi29]

Chick in the middle definitely looks 14.

here i go dreaming again

[40ozprophet]

calling OMC...

[jetlenoir]

calling OMC...

You called?

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[billy.]

mmmm.

[Boredom]

For future reference these are 14-15 year old corny white girls (friends of CWG's from middle school, sorry no tit pics)

(super teeny profile pic)

future CWG????

ultra corny white girls minus the black chick

(last two are +20)

[salaryman]

Appreciate

[ROYALEFATALE]

Appreciate

srsly, what makes CWGs dress up like this, under any circumstance, fuckin' wackk

[cinderella]

lol on the left is my roomate's EXACT halloween costume from 2 years ago.

She also had a ninja sword tucked into her boot. I went as Dorothy

[salaryman]

lol on the left is my roomate's EXACT halloween costume from 2 years ago.

She also had a ninja sword tucked into her boot. I went as Dorothy

Are you suuuuuuuure you're not corny ??

[narutofan]

[jeepster]

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[Sayword]

[salaryman]

this just doesn't look sanitary. . . i dont even like to walk on those tiles.

everything looks kosher from here.

[Egpt]

2 on the left would get it

[herpsky]

you guys need to try harder

[herpsky]

i need to study

im out

[Bona Drag]

damn son i think i just got a B.O.N.E.R.

[Fabulaz]

Headgear gets me all randy.

[40ozprophet]

jesus tapdancing christ. serious corn.