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somehow the lines between CWG AND supererotic AND superfap just got blurred...

wtf, these aren't redundant threads people.

the KAG thread is already fucked up because people think that is the thread to just repost race-queen models and pop stars

i believe that this thread's sole purpose is to upload pictures that display "CWG-ness" -- this is subjective though

- a following corollary is to not post fugly gross shit (see previous page)

- and, no professional models... this means GO find those photos of that crazy bitch you know on facebook doing keg stands while totally naked. you can post all those model pics in superfap or supererotic, whatever

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somehow the lines between CWG AND supererotic AND superfap just got blurred...

wtf, these aren't redundant threads people.

the KAG thread is already fucked up because people think that is the thread to just repost race-queen models and pop stars

i believe that this thread's sole purpose is to upload pictures that display "CWG-ness" -- this is subjective though

- a following corollary is to not post fugly gross shit (see previous page)

- and, no professional models... this means GO find those photos of that crazy bitch you know on facebook doing keg stands while totally naked. you can post all those model pics in superfap or supererotic, whatever

You, sir, have hit the nail on the head. I feel like we've been through this before. The gradual decline of corniness, as uncorny models/pornstars ascend to dominate the threak. I thought we, the people, elected an unofficial moderator of all things great and corny? For the clueless among you, I shall post a series of short photographic workshops on how to identify corn.

Lesson 1. True CWGs will often demonstrate blatant self-obsession, particularly with respect to their appearance. In such cases, corn is optimally displayed in an isometric projection.

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Lesson 2. In some cases, an isometric projection is not possible. In such cases, CWGs will attempt to satiate their self-obsession by photographing themselves topless in the mirror. This is a basic application of reflective optics, as objects in mirrors may actually be closer than they appear.

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Lesson 3. In their natural environment, the party, real CWGs will attempt to draw as much attention to themselves as possible, in order to attract potential mates. This is achieved by either;

a) making out with other heterosexual girls

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B) getting your boobs out (preferably in a body of water)

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c) getting your boobs out whilst you make out with other heterosexual girls

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d) licking another girls pussy

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e) licking your own pussy

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or f) just sticking an incorrectly identified royal flush in your ass

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