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mizanation

hater's hatin'

bullet tradin'

no complainin'

take your pick,

take your hit

taste this shit,

hollow tips,

never miss,

you got ripped,

you got dissed,

live with it

cuz

now you know who wrote the script

filmed and produced the clip

financed and promoted this

lifestyle that y'all call "the shit"

ME.

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hahahaha, fucking brooklyn zoo?

and right under there it says your from malibu?

come on son, that shits just funny

your wu fantasys funded by your fucking parents money

and your right, im never done, ima be here forever

im the ruler of this shit, one of the greatest ever

fourtune and fame? really i could care less

all the money in the world wont stop a bullet to the chest

so if you wanna test, you better bring a vest

this third rate benny will lay your ass to rest

im revolutionary like castro

youre pickin up dudes in the castro

ill admit your sick

got the aids from your last ho

and your styles so low key, shits not even there

ill spit hot fire, youre barely breathing air

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cheep, so i'm just a jap kid with lame technique?

that's not what your girl said when i fed her the meat

btw, in 9 months, you gonna have another mouth to feed

but this ones gonna come out looking like me

so, just in case you didn't understand

i fucked that bitch and she loved it, man

threw her on the strip out on hunts point, man

she came back smilin with grands in hand

and OMC, i see you got a little swagger

might work with the hipsters

but here it don't matter

get your weight up, kid

you can't compete

your style is played

your flows is weak

might wanna take some pepto tonight

you sound constipated

your shit just ain't coming out right

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brooklyn hype is dead,

somebody tell the zookeeper

dude's thinkin that his rhymes

are part two to ether

sittin' in yr beemer?

daddy paid for them thangs

mommy gave me some thangs

some head and all her jubangs

she said she need a real mang

i said,

listen mrs. malibu

you know i cannot fuck wit u

even though i would like to

i cannot be a dad to zoo

she said but please just stay the night

she wanted to fuck by candlelight

and i said bitch this ain't romance

i just came to drop my pants

got my nut, now i say BYE.

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cmon now, im down to leave your jaw hurtin

and tear you down like the average wall from berlin

im the lyrical wizard merlin

while you look pretty in pink, dancin and twirlin

meanwhile, im enhancing and whirlin

thoughts that'll shutcha mouth closed like a curtain

mention my home town, cheep, thats real naughty

well, luckily im near the ocean, so theres a place for your body

im a professional at my job, no business thats sloppy

you're a broke down taser, even your best wouldnt shock me

you on the hot seat, im crazy like satan

livin off my parents money?

they only payin for my college education...

rest of the clothes come from hard work and dedication

you aint gettin the full entree you just tastin what im sayin son

yeah you cheep, you at the check out next to the gum

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mizzz

you know whats funny? swear on my life

while you were with my girl i was dicking down your wife

and damn, did that bitch scream

i guess she wasnt used to a man sized peen

nah' mean? and my girl making you grands?

put your wife on the corner, came back with lint and rubber bands

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sorry, cheep, but you got it all wrong

wifie was with me

when your girl was getting the schlong

you must have fucked some disease ridden ho

i know we all look the same, but damn, bro! whoa!

brooklyn zoo, i ain't concerned with you.

come back when you got skills

you don't belong here, du

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damn, cheep, i knew you was slippin

but i didn't think you were desperate enough

to give a 65 year old some dickin

it's all good, bro, i can lend you a chick

she's one of my side pieces but she ride good dick

only thing though, you gotta wait in line

omc's got her right now and she only does it one at a time

but wait, i think you're already acquainted

it's your girl, just slightly tainted

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emcee curry coming at you, what im about to bury

my tandoori chicken kebab all in your girl with a fury

im grimy like bombay, my rhymes are dirty like indian streets,

but im slapping your girlfriend with a stack, and shes grabbin at the sheets

im higher than the himalayas, smoking that hindu kush, while i push

key-los of that herbal essencesm, i got a bitch in her panties taking messages

on my red phone stay posted at the kush spot, talk smack and you'll get a red dot

all up on your forehead like those bitches in new delhi, take a slug to the belly

cuz im smoking too much jelly, all in my suite at the telly

glock tucked real secure in these sd-10threes, nigga please, get off deez

motherfucking nuts, cuz i got that authentic untouchable steeze

i slang rhymes harder than 8 balls, but all my snow be whiter than the taj mahal

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fillet mignon = 16something per lb (1lb) dollars at Ralphs butcher

lobster tail = 19.99 per lb (2lb) at costco (wtf so expensive!)

blue label 750ml free = i <3 ndn licker stor owners

rice = free at home

parnts in inda for the nxt 6 months = pricless

getin laid ovr and over n over (O RLY) = UbeR- priceless

man im fuked up fuck me runing im tired, got the munchies, and am about to pass out and not wake up for clas fuk premed trak

this is a lil faded freestyle

got these bitches thongs wetter than roor bongs, sucking dongs, she got my schlong

in her motherfucking ass, i told her she had to pass, this dick down test, fucking with the best

its emcee tandoori, straight banging your mother, sister, cousin, grandma with a fury

while im rolling blunt of kush on your dinner table, 10 years i'll be inscibed in a fable

cuz i asked you mother, that dirty milf, when she asked me to fuck her

''whos you're daddy baby'' and she asked me if would bust in her mouth, i said mabye

i got more lyrical nukes than motherfucking al quaeda, straight terrorist shit

bombing your block with bomb coke, gan-ja, and committing another grimy hit

like motherfucking family corleone, i got you're girl taking the high bone

while im on the phone, dealing straight tonnes of that yola, getting hella dome

got that pablo tip going, count fucking straight stacks of dirty money

laughing at your bitch ass, cuz im getting bread, that gouda and it aint even funny

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used to smoke the haze, now im sober when i bring it

im a god, if i had a hook a choir of angels would sing it

still tho, im fucking bitches like a dildo

4 way, hot oil, model chicks, oh no

and my shit work that clit so good i make a dyke switch

make a trophy wife leave her husband just to make me rich

make that pussy stretch like a motherfucking chainsticth

leave her panties flooded like and irragation ditch

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damn you all still running at the mouth

you should all shut the fuck up like when your girl goes down south

white skinny metro dudes

dark skinned herb smoking eating curried foods

slanty eyed godzilla fearing fucks

its obvious, u is all sucks

stick to soaking your jeans and trying to figure out what matches what

you are all just little bitches in my army of sluts.......

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you rhyming too, dunking deeznuts/

trying to be cool like the beatnuts/

but you probably jon brown trying to act tough on sufu/

crying cuz you lost, boo hoo/

u dunk your nuts in deep shit/

because you got a fetish and post it up on the internet/

like you take the pics of wat you wore, and jack off like a whore/

because thats a dirty secret you dont want dateline to explore/

the secret of dunkin deeznuts/

is he's really suckin deezzzz nuts/

come get some teddycub

you rhymes stink worse than shit in a tub

you from OC but dont ride a chopper?

u must work as a porno shop mopper

u just a baby bear, sitting in your high chair,

asking "mommy, we almost there"

no little little bitch, you aint ever gonna make it

its so obviuos, everyone sees you fake it

try to stand toe to toe with me

silly, all us get is a face full fo my pee

go back to the cave from which you came

like jay-Z said about nas, you "LAAAAAAAAME".

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dunkin deeznuts? you're just a shit-filled creampuff

you litte bitch, bet you got titties and muff

think you're tough?

come at me dawg, go head, test your luck

you can holler all you want but you'll still get bucked

you worthless fuck. you even got a hole already

not cuz you're a donut, cuz you're a ho already

and when i'm done with you, you gonna have 6 more

i'll even save some for your bitch after i nut in that whore

you got your boyfriends with you?

well, they can get popped too.

now you done got your homies killed

what did you do?

yo, you think i'm bluffin, playa?

you think i won't catcha case outta princicple, playa?

when i see you in the streets ima lay you down

sufu meetup? you gonna try to give me a pound?

ima crack you in the mouth with my fuckin 4 pound.

watch you struggle in your blood with your teeth on the ground

have emo bitches getting emo when they hear the first sound

they be shitting their selvage with round after round

but seriously.

i ain't gonna shoot you, b.

but come at me funny, ima knock you the fuck out.

one love.

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mizanation, your freestyle was garbage/

trying to talk some hard shit/

when you really harmless/

talkin violence, now lemme give this kid advice/

think hard before you say your shit is nice/

u want gun talk, your arsenal is Fisher Price/

Dunkin Deeznuts, this old man is senile/

puts in his dentures before he hits a freestyle/

plus his arthritis is fucking up his key styles/

so step away from the keyboard, your rapping is pitiful/

you're a small player but my positions pivotal/

plus you trying too hard when my effort is minimal/

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yo i got more fucking white sacks, and the like

you distribute your shit on the corner, im on a fucking speedbike

put that lil cap gun down, what is this dub deuce

we lay quiet with eagles, macs, kays, while we droppin the coupe roof

of that 2009 bentley so exclusive you cant even find em here

had to custom build it after i copped that ton from the pier

fucking with some colombian shit, im not talking about coffee grinds

these flows are ridiculous, im like shrooms, distorting your fucking minds

cuz you cant catch this flow, im doing 180 down the audobon, with a bong

girl sucking my schlong, she loves to get smacked by big dongs

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yo, all ya'll keep rhyming with the same shit flow

omc comin' through to show ya how to get dough

i know crime, motherfucker and he don't know you

i asked streets when the last time that he seen you come through

the streets told me that you never set a foot on the block

why you talkin like you ever in your life seen a rock?

you cant step to this boy, cuz this boy knows what its like

i've lived the life and yo you gotta know i'm ready to fight

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spaghetti, you soft bitch, you ain't even aldenty

you strugglin for rep, but cat, i got plenty

talkin big talk, thank god you ain't met me

when i see you, you'll be like "that's not what i meant, b!"

i'm tired of this shit, y'all cats just bore me

when y'all get your weight up, go ahead and pm me.

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in my town im known as the kilo shopper

riding bents, presidential, room to reload choppas

so many bitches singing my name, i should promote opera

i got more rolls of bills than samurai got denim, selvedge

creeping up on my crew, imma have to get the gravedigger to dredge

you're new plot on that green green grass, kiss my ass

you're flows are nothing but pure trash, like that true religion tip

last nite i picked up a kilo, it already been flipped

made my cash so quick, i should be known as the motherfucking flash

bout to cruise back to the pad, you're girl needs to have a pussy mashed

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THA M THA I THA Z,

its MIZZEEE, it MIZZEEE

gobbling so much jizz

he's DIZZEEE, he's DIZZEEE

look at this clown miz

floating around getting in everyones biz

this kids named after a baseball glove

but all he catches is "loads" of man love

blogging about boots and shoes

only thing sillier is soroity girls on booze

cordovan this cordovan that

you aint hard even with a bottle of viagra and a gat

THA M THA I THA Z,

its MIZZEEE, it MIZZEEE

gobbling so much jizz

he's DIZZEEE, he's DIZZEEE

stealing rhymes from mad lib books

if he had to rhyme on his own he'd be mad shooks

i'll make you cry like a bitch miss-anal-ation

biggest sissy in all of creation

you coming after me dawg, better watch your aims,

say the wrong thing, you get red balled like ving rhames,

but knowing you u'll be begging for more

working so hard to be a man's whore

THA M THA I THA Z,

its MIZZEEE, it MIZZEEE

gobbling so much jizz

he's DIZZEEE, he's DIZZEEE

u want me to PM you, why?

so you can ask why i'm so fly?

u end with one love, who are you bob marley

stepping to me, you'll end up worse than chris farley

last rhyme for you b4 i leave

dont ever step to me, always something up my sleeve

go away kid ya bother us

HONK HONK, theres your short bus

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damn, b, you sure love to talk about jizz

probably natural for a faggot who loves swallowing kids

you old fat fuck

i thought you was a grown-ass man?

you just mad at me

cuz you can't afford cordovan

you spent all that time writing

and still you can't touch me

you wrote a song about nut

good job, here's a cookie

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im the motherfucking lyrical assasin, straight blastin

you're peanut shell, lee harvey oswald, your girl got her pussy shaved, bald

shes waiting in the telly, with her legs up in the fuckin air

while you see me creeping into your pad, you think ''this aint fair''

well you're girl needs my schlong, like a pothead needs a bong

like lewinsky needed presidential dong, i'l take your mom down the long

stretch of cock, previously known as '8 mile', check her speed dial

then you'll see who your daddy really is, its me snitches, you dirty milf bitches

love my straight pool boy flow, get down on your knees and start to blow

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im the motherfucking lyrical assasin, straight blastin

you're peanut shell, lee harvey oswald, your girl got her pussy shaved, bald

shes waiting in the telly, with her legs up in the fuckin air

while you see me creeping into your pad, you think ''this aint fair''

well you're girl needs my schlong, like a pothead needs a bong

like lewinsky needed presidential dong, i'l take your mom down the long

stretch of cock, previously known as '8 mile', check her speed dial

then you'll see who your daddy really is, its me snitches, you dirty milf bitches

love my straight pool boy flow, get down on your knees and start to blow

didn't "lyrical assasin" came from Epik High?!?!

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dude

it probably came from epic high, dead prez, 50 cent

and just about every single other freestyle battle rapper

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i do it big time

big lines, young dimes

girls with the fat ass, wanna fuck all the time

i stck with pretty bitches

leave snitches with stiches

but wait... watch while the style switches

im gonna speak on real life

watch your friends

motherfuckers can act trife

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i choppin more lines up than a fucking colombian high class hooker in new york

while im breakin bricks down like a filet with a motherfuckng knife and fork

i got your girlfriend, mother, sister all slobbering over a nice thick piece of pork,

driving 90 miles per hour in new york, bitches love the dork, stab you with a spork

this is that hella fucking tossed flow, off one point six of thet fucking hennessey

i know you looking at denim fades at 2 am, while i get head, wish you could be me

but i looking at apc fades while im getting deep throat dome, in my 8 bedroom home

got the polished chrome, giving you're mother and girlfriend the brown cobra moan

so what the fuck if all i rhyme about is fucking your mom and selling drugs

my shit is so crack i'll have you thinking you got motherfucking bugs

all over your skin, you're too cracked out to understand this killer flow, fo sho

snorting kilos of blow, i know you want mo', you need to go slap the shit out yo ho

yo ho, like a motherfucking pirate im tossed off that henny and rum steeze

all the while i got a girl in black silk panties sleeping in my bed, full pair o deez

in her motherfucking bra, watch there be not even a lil dra-ma when i take her shit off

victorias secret is what i interpret, im so smooth she dont even remember we met

10 minutes ago, and now im spitting so much fucking dolamite game her cunt wet

like the fucking rainforest in june, july, august mabye even september

snorted so much yayo, lord knows if i'll even remember, what the fuck just happened

i told her to get on her online back, that wa mu, and in my direction send

8 fucking grand so i can buy that snow white brick, play her like shes a trick

but on that reup tip, to get this bitch some skulls, cee dee gee, mabye some gucci

so she can stay in the crib, fantasize about my cock, and get wet, that dank coochi

im so drunk i can barely type no more, too fucking bent, too drunk, too fucked

feels like somone put a eagle to my dome and got that shit super bucked

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