--superfreestyling--

[Brooklyn Zoo]

has anyone here been known to kick a flow or what...?

[beefcake]

once when i was a kid, i shat myself at the top of a big tree. had to climb down and walk home duck stylee with shit in my shorts. was a pair of those short 80s tennis shorts. good times.

[cheep]

i never have... but ive written rhymes.

i usually just throw them out.

[onemancult]

teddycub flow soft like melted butter

teddycub don't know i slept with his mother

that is all.

[broneck]

sounds about right for someone from orange county,

OMC'll cut your fucking balls off and clean up with bounty

[cheep]

you pussy motherfukers rhymes come with weakness

im running laps round you bitches like the motherfucking preakness

uniqueness, better listen when i speak this

omc and teddycubs bitches suck my dick while i freak this

[so-so]

dear clopek,

sounds about right for another dick rider

something something something I blew my load inside her.

GAME OVER

[broneck]

dear clopek,

sounds about right for another dick rider

something something something I blew my load inside her.

GAME OVER

i caught up with her later, after you tapped the ho

i said how was it and she said "so-so"

[cheep]

i keep running shit like im running from the po-po

so-so, leave you dead as a do-do

and oh no, im steady laughing at clopo

you got some dome, i fucked yo ho

[broneck]

dead like a do-do? ooo you rhyme fresh like my 90 year old nono

and while you chuckle at me, i get the last laugh

i got the brain, you got the clap

[mis]

For the last fuckin time,

your shit dont rhyme.

[onemancult]

ahem.

teddycub,

you rhyme like your name ends in "-stein"

i prove scientific facts like albert ein

first on the list, your rhyme is flaccid like AIDS dick

mine is the shit

like what pours out yr ass when i empty the clip

ready to skip

Clopek,

you comin at me like i even need to care

and then you got the nerve to come at me without some flair

you slap together words like your momma slapped yr derriere

back when you were a baby sittin in a high chair

try to chat at so-so like you think you ain't buns

let me chat like sohoaddict: hadundadadundun

CMF

think he the best

puffin his chest

i come wit a tec

fill em wit lead

two to the head

left him for dead

hopped in his bed

did what did

done did it well

did it again

i send y'all to Hell.

[cheep]

bring the tec? son you betta bring two

fuck it, bring 4 to arm your whole crew

your shits weak kid, fucking batty boy you

getting served by a cracker, damn, who knew?

its true, yougot some shit son

but you know ill leave you dead like fucking richard nixon

i bet your a fag, talk with a lisp thun

my shits so tough itll make dmc run

[dunkin deeznuts]

this thread is mad wack,

ya'll need to take your shitty ass rhymes back,

if i didnt know,

i'd say this was the pilot for the white rapper show,

people trying to rhyme on the internet,

is like a cooler taking your sporting bet,

teddy, cheep, so-so, oneman cult....

when u get laughed at, i'm just gonna say "IT AIN'T MY FAULT" (bout it bout it)

it aint gonna work you little whores,

now go and post your outfit so everyone can see what u wores.......

[notesee]

diamonds, you gonna get stuck

for your prison issues and hush pups

and if you don't co op

you gonna get popped

cause noteface killah runs this

watch the kid dump clips

[broneck]

this thread is mad wack,

ya'll need to take your shitty ass rhymes back,

if i didnt know,

i'd say this was the pilot for the white rapper show,

people trying to rhyme on the internet,

is like a cooler taking your sporting bet,

teddy, cheep, so-so, oneman cult....

when u get laughed at, i'm just gonna say "IT AIN'T MY FAULT" (bout it bout it)

it aint gonna work you little whores,

now go and post your outfit so everyone can see what u wores.......

shiiiiiiit

[cheep]

dunkin deeznuts thinks hes coming hard

stringing words together like a fucking retard

think he bout it bout it like he came from down south

while im dunking these nuts in your busted bitches mouth

and notesee... yo, i see

you rhyme styles shitty like chris' pussy

[dunkin deeznuts]

cheep cheep cheep

time to make you weep weep weep

damn right i'm coming hard,

i already know your card

fuckin queen of hearts,

i'm gonna make you the official SUFU tar,

who the fuck taught you to spell

prolly the same person who told you your shit dont smell

quoting people like goldie,

your rhymes are so old they getting moldie

with your little monkey pic,

trying so hard, get off my dick.....

[cheep]

i cant spell, but see im bringing what you lack

your rhymes are obsolete like a fucking 8 track

your wordplay is weak like a junkie on that crack

flow? non existent like a bitches ballsack

[TokenIndianKid]

i chop up a brick like im mr. fucking miyagi

totin the nickle plated, hollow tip, scraped hardbody

on that distribution tip, supplyin the west coast

like Kiya on that selvedge tip, movin the most

motherfucking units, we aint here to play

my chucks bleed indigo, wear my shit every day

making more bread than a motherfucking bakery

you're not even a competitor, just a bitch ass fakery

but these rhymes are so explosive, we got the taliban about to cop

more people outside my house than a line outside a supreme shop

there lyrical assaults are like bombs im droppin

drop more cream on your face than hostess cupcake, extra frostin

[cheep]

you chop up a brick? man i chopped up a ton

where you think those bricks came from son?

distrobution? nah i see the real money

you may be kiya, im fucking yamane

west coast, east coast, im fucking worldwide

my face is everywhere cause ill never have to hide

im untouchable like your pops from bombay

sit back and get some dome while my peons move the yay

[TokenIndianKid]

that was gangster

one love cheep, lemme see those monkey phonics in use

i'm an iceberg trapped in a fire, but i dont melt

im a fetus that dodged the vacuum, i cant be killed

smoke a key of that kush, so high you might die

i'll charter a jet, in case i gotta dodge the feds, time to fly

i count a straight loaves of bread, you count fucking croutons

im unloading at your dome with two macs, lay you down like a fucking futon

have you running in florida, like you just moves to iraq

while im droppin bombs with this flow, im wiping my ass with a stack

im an empty clip after a drive by, i just swiss cheesed you

put a dot on your ass, like double you, double you, double you

untouchable? yea son, if you touch you get blasted, kick your front door down

its the maharaja of flows, poisonous like a cobra, untouchable brown

the kush flow, straight out of riverside

someone get out the chalk and bag, cuz this was lyrical motherfucking homicide

[cheep]

what did you say ? speak up, i cant hear you

cause im above the clouds like inspekta deck and guru

boo hoo, bring it like a bitch so ill do you

like the prophet capleton, lyrics fya come fi slew you

and like the bobo dread, profit is what i make

you wanna step to the king ill leave you floating in a lake

your weak ass rhymes, for wackness take the cake

shits got no substance, i mean its thin like a rake

so if you wanna battle, you better fucking bring your fam

ill take on you, them, leave with your bitch in my lam

i mean, in my truck while shes sickin on my duck

before my leave the club she already wanna fuck

[onemancult]

i maniacally manage to mystify with my mouth

the same bitches that you said wouldn't head it down south

once i get em mesmerized they go the right route

straight to the source of where my real flow comes out

yo,

white like the fresh kicks on my feet that you can eat off

i only wear em once to get you hype so you can beat off

spit so seductive buy you a fan to take the heat off

i fuckin wrote the test so i'm the dude that you can cheat off

except

i guard my domain like my name was bill gates

hung like mike hutchence, ride the horse like paula yates

i get my tip drill on never take bitches on dates

steady fuckin bitches that look as good as phoebe cates

uh,

dead bodies left behind

where ever i go i grind

i could say "don't rhyme"

but it does every time.

[cheep]

see, swords swing swift like a lyric samurai

and im the most high like halie selassie i

to a bitch i never listen, cause a bitch is know to lie

and bitchill fuck that pussy till its sahara desert dry

oh my, like a maggot you know ill be getting fly

do thi in my sleep, i dont even have to try

make your brainwaves melt like a fungus off some rye

moving so quick, hello comes after bye bye

[onemancult]

cheep rudebwoy got lyrics for days

and,

cheep rudewoy get you high like haze

and,

cheep rudebwoy has to lay off the blaze

cuz,

cheep rudebwoy really needs to get paid

[cheep]

teddycub, heres what you gotta do man

get the fuck outta here like the original zoo fam

after ecko took over, nah thats more your style

your shit makes me sick like a fucking pedophile

not like OMC, more like fucking babys

you bite so much i think you got the rabies

[onemancult]

alright alright alright

little homie done did it

tell the newbie to quit it

he's hypnotized when i spit it

teddy bitch bear you ain't got nothing to say

you only been to the future for about 30 days.

[cheep]

teddy, let me break it down for you one time

your fucking lines are weak, shit dont even rhyme

and its like you missed a beat, shits not on time

and the way you murder words, that shit should be a crime

come on man, its time you went to mc school

when i check the rhyme, a description of a fool

and as it was written, this world i will rule

its like you brought a fork to a fucking ak duel

[cheep]

this shits funny, your rymes are getting weaker and weaker

while i keep this shit funky like grandpops sneakers

one more line, this shits a heat seaker

blowin out your girls pussy like an afro or some speakers