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pretty much anything said by mike tyson but a personal favorite would have to be:

"I wish one of you guys had children so I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because thats the pain I have, waking up everyday"

his daughter has HIV, correct?

mike tyson is one crazy motherfucker.

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."

my favorite: "I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

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"If you don't ask, the answer will always be no."

"Locks don't really lock anything up except keep an honest person honest. Theives will break the lock anyway since they are dishonest to begin with."

"There's what you have and what people think you have."

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Beer is living proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. —Franklin

When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. —Wilde

Inches make champions. —Vince Lombardi

No wind favors he who has no destined port.—Montaigne

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. —Edmund Burke

Do first things first, and second things not at all. —Peter Drucker

Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both. —Franklin

Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance. —Samuel Johnson

We may affirm absolutely that nothing great in the world has been accomplished without passion. —Hegel

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. —Twain

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. —Wilde

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