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dear jmatsu,

if you and jesus got into a fight who would win?

are you talking about the son of jehovah? he dead...

or the mexican guy i left in the alley?

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howcome japanese people despise weed

nah, not all do. i burned with some 30+ yr olds when i was there in january. surfers in japan sure know how to have fun.

back on track...

dear jmatsu,

japanese living in japan = bobora

japanese living in mainland US = katonk

japanese living in hawaii = ???

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nah, not all do. i burned with some 30+ yr olds when i was there in january. surfers in japan sure know how to have fun.

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dear jmatsu,

japanese living in japan = bobora

japanese living in mainland US = katonk

japanese living in hawaii = ???

i hear "boboda/ra" sometimes...wtf is that? i mean, where does this term come from?

hawaii is a wierd place sometimes.

japanese living in hawaii? i dunno. "exchange students?" "lucky?" "married to gaijin/gaijin-spouse?"

me and my circles call hawaiian japanese americans "squids."

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i use bobora. maybe it depends on how others roll the r (might sound like boboda). and i'm pretty sure bobora is a local slang. i thought since we japs in hawaii use bobora and katonk, that we'd have a slang name too. haha, so is it squid or ika?

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i use bobora. maybe it depends on how others roll the r (might sound like boboda). and i'm pretty sure bobora is a local slang. i thought since we japs in hawaii use bobora and katonk, that we'd have a slang name too. haha, so is it squid or ika?

me and my cirlces just call your kind "squids." we use the english term.

not that this is a universal slang term for all native japs in hawaii, but the number has been growing.

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jmats u never came back to chat.

what is free jap porn site that broke motherfuckers in japland go to when they want to take a load off for freeninetynine

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jmats u never came back to chat.

what is free jap porn site that broke motherfuckers in japland go to when they want to take a load off for freeninetynine

sorry about that.

don't know...

i used to just search "seifuku."

since the spot has been blown already i often look at genki-genki.com (they got english translation too).

stylish beastiality. fetish shit. strangulation. rape...all that good stuff.

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yeah.

you can be put away for along time for the most smallest of possession.

why is japan so anti-drug tho?

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we sometimes shorten bobora to bobs or bobos. just curious, what made you choose squids?

squids often travel in schools. i.e. schools of squids. like many hawaiian local japs i have encountered they are usually into the same kinda shit, drive the same kinda cars, dress the same, buy the same kinda footwear, and all eat at zippy's. squid is also a tasty (yet cheap) type of sushi/sashimi, but in no way can it compare to other more extravagant types. although lately i have noticed that the typical "hawaii is the best" or center of the universe/ "locals only" kinds of mentality has been getting alittle better...

note that this is more of a humourous inside joke kinda generalization. i do have like 2 hawaiian-born japanese pals.

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no i mean like 40 year old jap woman milf free site jmats im not old enough to be into straps and chains yet

ohh!?

craigslist japan or metropolis site's classifieds. no joke, but this shit works. there are alot bitche that want the black dick and actually say so. "looking for black man" etc.

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why is japan so anti-drug tho?

i think it has to do with the anti-beikoku mentality instilled from feudal times. closed ports and that sorta thinking. xenophobia and practicality, because besides some pot farms, coke and heroine is not 100% percent grown and manufactored in honshu. impossible because of land density vs. inhabitant ratio.

anyway i feel that there cannot be a halfassed against drugs. make it legal or take an antidrug stance.

other theories include some sensational shit like organized crime pays off politicians to be super tough on drugs so that the monopolies on the drugtrade stay exclusive and so that the structured japanese drug industry stays lucrative/controlled by and for the powers that be.

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i think it has to do with the anti-beikoku mentality instilled from feudal times. closed ports and that sorta thinking. xenophobia, because besides some post farms, coke and heroine is not 100% percent grown and manufactored in honshu. impossible because of land density vs. inhabitant ratio.

anyway i feel that there cannot be a halfassed against drugs. make it legal or take an antidrug stance.

other theories include some sensational shit like organized crime pays off politicians to be super tough on drugs so that the monopolies on the drugtrade stay exclusive and so that the structured japanese drug industry stays lucrative/controlled by and for the powers that be.

interesting. i think its kind of strange though, considering japan invented methamphetamine, a dangerous yet efficient drug might i add, and yet weed is like some super taboo shit. dont mean to sound ignorant if i am, just curious

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interesting. i think its kind of strange though, considering japan invented methamphetamine, a dangerous yet efficient drug might i add, and yet weed is like some super taboo shit. dont mean to sound ignorant if i am, just curious

nah, guy. you don't sound ignorant at all.

japs did create the methamphetamine, but it was created for recreational drug use.

yeah i can't really fathom as to why japland is so stupid over weed, but so are other countries as well.

maybe my jap drug industry theory is sound. a hustler can get rich off of weed by selling in japan. if the drug laws against weed in japan were more lax, i doubt selling the shit would be as lucrative.

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dear Jmatz

how do i get a woman pregnant? is it really that hard? from my friends stories.. they have to set a fuck day and empty all their load inside the girl.. is it really that hard?

warm regards

demon

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squids often travel in schools. i.e. schools of squids. like many hawaiian local japs i have encountered they are usually into the same kinda shit, drive the same kinda cars, dress the same, buy the same kinda footwear, and all eat at zippy's. squid is also a tasty (and cheap) type of sushi/sashimi, but in no way can it compare to other more extravagant types. although lately i have noticed that the typical "hawaii is the best" or center of the universe/ "locals only" kinds of mentality has been getting alittle better...

note that this is more of a humourous inside joke kinda generalization. i do have like 2 hawaiian-born japanese pals.

you make some great observations hahaha! so true! fuck, i want to use it here. can a squid call other squid?

and no worries, i know it's all in fun. can't speak for the rest of us squidz, but i prefer japan to hawaii. fuk that locals only shit. i'm hoping to return to the motherland again in july or august

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btw, i say efficient because it did contribute to the rebuilding of japan after WW2. given to workers and shit after the war. seems under the direst circumstances, its something that could be very useful. though i dont condone these redneck assholes in the midwest smoking this shit up just for fun.,...

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dear Jmatz

how do i get a woman pregnant? is it really that hard? from my friends stories.. they have to set a fuck day and empty all their load inside the girl.. is it really that hard?

warm regards

demon

depends on how lethal your venom is and depends on a bitch's womb and health. do the creampie mabye 2 days after a girl finishes her rags. make her leave the goo in there for a while...i mean let that shit marinate in her oven for awhile...and play with a hula hoop. if this works, you are naming your first born "jmatsu" or "jmatsurella."

why don't you guys just go see a fertility specialist? if you are shooting blanks i could do the job for you for a small fee. my shit is deadly. like salmon swimming upstream during mating seaon, nigga.

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you make some great observations hahaha! so true! fuck, i want to use it here. can a squid call other squid?

and no worries, i know it's all in fun. can't speak for the rest of us squidz, but i prefer japan to hawaii. fuk that locals only shit. i'm hoping to return to the motherland again in july or august

you can say whatever you want. i never copyrighted the term or anything.

yeah....i think that every race/ethiniciy should make a pilgrimage to the land of their ancestors.

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btw, i say efficient because it did contribute to the rebuilding of japan after WW2. given to workers and shit after the war. seems under the direst circumstances, its something that could be very useful. though i dont condone these redneck assholes in the midwest smoking this shit up just for fun.,...

i mean drugs ain't for everyone. i am a recreational drug user. if people wanna do coke, pot, etc and don't fuck shit up...than i don't have a problem with it.

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Dear Jmatsu,

what is the easiest way to put a bitch down? she's clinging to me like balls to a penis. Im TOO nice of a guy to say or do anything, so i want to try an indirect approach to get her off my nuts but nothing comes to mind. any suggestions?

yours truly,

Please Underestimate

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Dear Jmatsu,

what is the easiest way to put a bitch down? she's clinging to me like balls to a penis. Im TOO nice of a guy to say or do anything, so i want to try an indirect approach to get her off my nuts but nothing comes to mind. any suggestions?

yours truly,

Please Underestimate

pretend to be homo or just get friendly with another bitch (and be seen).

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Dear jmatsu,

Can you buy shrooms as easily in Japan as you used to, say like 8 years ago? I used to see cats selling that shit out in the open but the past few years I didn't notice them that much. Where do I need to go in Tokyo if I wanna score the easy drugs next time I go?

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