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no. nothin to do there; see water and maybe eat fudge?

fuck, what other landmarks is there? fuck da cn tower, fuck casa loma, maybe fuck da rom, u up for lantern fest on shroomz?

i dunno, don't ask me

go down queen st, college st, bloor st even

and eat and shop and go to bars at nite

north york got korean food, markham/richmond hill got mad azn food

but downtown got all dat anyway

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the falls can be done properly. according to the book of nesk, these items are mandatory and should all be jammed into an 8 hour trip:

-3g mushrooms

-1 t shirt with wolf reading 'niagara falls'

-1 leather strap cap from local winery

-1 big ass camera

-1 pair cargo shorts

-1 pair white athletic socks

-1 pair rubber flip flops

-$300 that you are willing to lose at black jack tables

-$100 that you are willing to spend on crappy food (corndogs, caramel corn, cotton candy, etc.)

itinerary:

-eat mushrooms on shuttle bus to casino niagara via downtown toronto.

-arrive casino niagara and laugh ass off at giant hershey kiss.

-do not enter casino niagara. instead walk perimeter of falls. eat expensive candy.

-look at waterfall. bask in fact the americans got screwed.

-leave falls. walk up clifton hill and bug the fuck out whilst tripping balls and laughing maniacally.

-do something youd be embarassed to tell your friends you did. (ride ferris wheel, have age guessed by local troll, play samurai sword arcade game relentlessly then redeem prize tickets for parachute man that will end up costing you $18 and throw parachuteman into the falls, etc)

-go to haunted house.

-spend next 20 minutes crying/puking/cussing out nesk for making you eat shrooms and go to haunted house.

-take taxi to casino fallsview.

-party like rockstar.

-make azn lady blow on dice.

-lose all money.

-take taxi to casino niagara.

-take shuttle bus back to toronto.

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yo. whos going to the time festival? its $25 at the door but some dude wants to unload a block of tickets on me at $20 a pop. if anyone wants to go in, ill pick them up. its aug 10 at sunnyside w a trak, soulwax, erol alken, and others. if your interested, respond in this thread. no PMs.

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cuz he's a stupid oakville kid, duh.

hahahahahahahaahha

oakvilles just a bit bubble in which all the girls wear abercrombie/hollister and watch Laguna Beach/The Hills and all the dudes wear abercrombie/hollister and pretend they dont watch Laguna Beach/The Hills.

girl: Mom I spilt my starbucks in the Lexus

mom: It's okay honey just take the other Lexus

[/urbandictionary]

but for real HB you know Riley/Kelly Breckon, Buzbuzian, Alex McIsaac, Brittany Morgan, or any of those other appleby folks?

dont really know how old you are so this could all be in vain

[/6:00am NZ time drunken'ness]

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nah, i know like 2 people from appleby.

and i dont think im quite ballin enough to make checking out holt worthwhile, lol

edit: and you mean that abercrombie/the hills description isn't just a universal description of teenagers? seriously? i need to get out of my bubble.

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get home mid september.

even though i'm no longer in attendance in any school in London i know you and sean'll be going to some gay frat parties or something out there... i'll still be out there (probably at some fuckin ghetto-ass house my old roomies are living in (you know how we/they do)) alot and we gotta do that place up proper.

and HB who do you looklike?... or was it you posting who someone else looks like?

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get home mid september.

even though i'm no longer in attendance in any school in London i know you and sean'll be going to some gay frat parties or something out there... i'll still be out there (probably at some fuckin ghetto-ass house my old roomies are living in (you know how we/they do)) alot and we gotta do that place up proper.

and HB who do you looklike?... or was it you posting who someone else looks like?

hella frat parties... lets relive the wonder of the world that was the nook at that party clopek

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