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So last night I drank a bottle of wine, then went to see a friend, then ate 4 ecstacy pills, then went to a bar. Needless to say i was not doing so well. So i get on the train to go home, and this girl sits right beside me, looking tipsy. She's fiddling with her earbuds, when she looks at me and says "are you good at untying knots?" My eyes are rolling in the back of my head, but i say "sure", cause she is cute. So we start small talk blah blah blah, and honestly, i dont know how i did it...she gets off at my stop and comes up to my apartment. We make with the fuckin'. No, i'm not lying. I forgot to mention that she lives not far from my spot with her boyfriend.

So this morning, i give her my number, she gives me hers.

After i eat and feel better, i txt her with "I had fun last night, talk to you soon"

An hour later my phone starts buzzing, with an unknown caller...so i dont answer. once, twice, 3 times. leaving blank messages.

Then i get a return text

"FUN doing WHAT? who the FUCK is this?"

Now my question is...should i respond to the text for shits and giggles?

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u should have video taped it dude..

fuck it, odds are you'l see her again anyways.. also i hope you used a jimmy cause train ho's are the worst!

she looked clean, yo! i think ill be ok probably.

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You're channeling my younger self. Glad to see young and drugged behavior alive and well.

BTW start using protection you doofus.

Edit: Do not text. Save the beautiful experience you had together for yourself.

the sad thing is, im 30.

oh, the shame.

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