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5 Most Annoying Types of People at Parties


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1. if it's not your party, who the fuck cares?

2. if she's saying that, the party is probably pretty dead and you're just mad because you want them to take you where they're going

3. there isn't anything wrong with that.. if beer ends up running short, you expect the host to pay the whole tab for more beer (for a whole party)? he's letting you and others party in his house.. it's only $5

4. it sucks but puking happens to the best of us.. if you really can't hold it and you might actually piss your pants, man up and go outside and piss on a wall or tree

5. people FORCE you to drink out of the bottle? do you succumb to peer pressure that easily or do your frat bros hold you down and pour that smooth vladimir's vodka right down your throat?

+1, the last one especially i find kinda odd.

although i think for #4, Jpreme meant he was about to take a shit in said vandalized toilet.

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1. That one slutty chick that you see at every party... She tends to be drunk and making out with a different guy at the current party than the one at the last party.

2. That one guy who starts talking to you really REALLY LOUDLY... And to make matters worse, he keeps talking to you, and spitting on you... in your face and mouth no less...

3. That one girl that you are kinda, sorta friends with(that you're NEVER gonna fuck... on principle), that unwittingly cockblocks you and acts like your makeshift annoying ass girlfriend for the few hours you are on the prowl, looking for a chick you would actually want to talk to...

4. The girl you always see at parties that is a MADD whore for attention... If you don't know one of these, look on top of tables or on stages, you'll find her.

5. The machismo douchebags... Look for the guys with their shirts off. Traditionally they have douchy looking tattoos, like to hit each other and think it is cool to wrestle... in a crowd of people. Oh yeah, and before I forget, they like to call each other "Bro" a lot...

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1. Guys/girls who don't know how to pace their alcohol and get blind within the first 20 minutes of the party.

2. Guy who insists that he is drunk and makes sure to let everyone know of this fact.

3. Ugly girls who love to share detailed personal information about their sex life with everyone, like they're trying to prove how much sex they get.

4. Small groups of people who ditch the main crowd to talk on their own, who the fuck do you think you are.

5. Guys who have the mindset that you need to be drunk to have fun and think not drinking is strange/unusual. Even worse when they keep starting conversations with you with "Why aren't you drinking?".

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1. Guys/girls who don't know how to pace their alcohol and get blind within the first 20 minutes of the party.

2. Guy who insists that he is drunk and makes sure to let everyone know of this fact.

3. Ugly girls who love to share detailed personal information about their sex life with everyone, like they're trying to prove how much sex they get.

4. Small groups of people who ditch the main crowd to talk on their own, who the fuck do you think you are.

5. Guys who have the mindset that you need to be drunk to have fun and think not drinking is strange/unusual. Even worse when they keep starting conversations with you with "Why aren't you drinking?".

you are more annoying than any of these.

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you are fucking stupid.

4. Small groups of people who ditch the main crowd to talk on their own, who the fuck do you think you are.

5. Guys who have the mindset that you need to be drunk to have fun and think not drinking is strange/unusual. Even worse when they keep starting conversations with you with "Why aren't you drinking?".

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1)"that girl", the one who runs around, breaks things, tells everyone how much they're her best friend

2)douchebags/bros

3)"dude let's play beer pong!" every 5 minutes

4)people who complain/change the music even if it's not their party

5)that group of kids who acts more drunk than they are

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1. the ugly chicks who flirt with every guy at the party

2. toughguys

3. people who drink and end up crying, killing the party

4. people who play bad music, keep changing the song every minute

5. people who fake that they are drunk

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1. People who bring a horrible vintage of rouge vino.

2. That couple that passive aggressively keeps jibing each other about their respective book deals.

3. Frozen hors d'oeuvres... especially mini quiche lorraine.

4. People who prefer sonatas to concertos. It's a party, not a FUCKING funeral, people.

5. Obscure references to outsider Vaudeville acts from 18c Prussia.

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uh

1. (even though they save lives) designated drivers, i just hate the way they act throughout the night, ahah.

2. the group of friends your friend brought, that keep going in and out of the house because they think their friend is there to pick them up.

3. gangsters that aren't from a ghetto area

4. macho guy

5. the guy who just looks too bored lol

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1. People who bring a horrible vintage of rouge vino.

2. That couple that passive aggressively keeps jibing each other about their respective book deals.

3. Frozen hors d'oeuvres... especially mini quiche lorraine.

4. People who prefer sonatas to concertos. It's a party, not a FUCKING funeral, people.

5. Obscure references to outsider Vaudeville acts from 18c Prussia.

lol rouge vino

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