the "ask an asian" thread.

[GoodHustle]

i'm asian, but do all asians know what milo is?

do they all eat milo powder from the tin, like i do?

I prefer ovaltine, I think it's a south asian thing.

[mis]

MILO POWDER

[bangbangbang]

^ Fuck yes. I toast the bread till its slightly brown, Spread sweetened condensed milk all over, and sprinkle magic milo powder all over it. Orgasmic.

The bread has to be white. None of that wholewheat shit. Sometimes I'll make them into sandwiches.

Oh, and chocolate ovaltine all the way.

[bangbangbang]

I don't see why the others wouldnt get just as mad for white guys having yellow fever.

I've heard whatever-born asian guys call it selling out when a whatever-born asian woman dates a white guy.

[mis]

Milo > Ovaltine > Horlicks imo.

But the greatest has to be

[swooc]

why do asians dont smell or have body odors like white people or black people or people from europe have? and why do most asians are richer than white or black people and people from europe?

We're not masculine enough to have man sweat. Hell we're not even man enough to grow hair on our faces.

We know how to manage money.....in simpler terms we are tight.

I used to buy these small packets of ovaltine lollies and they were the best! Can't find them anymore though.

[lilodxd]

oh... now i recognize what milo powder is, but i've never actually had it or anything.

i bought ovaltine crackers once and those tasted pretty decent.

[lil brown brother]

ovalteenies rule

[Superstar]

why do asians always seem to be so friggin touristic when visiting another country ?

[mis]

Because they're tourists?

[lilodxd]

Because they're tourists?

touche.

everyone acts like a tourist when visiting a new place. take a stroll through times square. nightmare.

[LA Guy]

Why do asians have so many acronyms?

I don't see why the others wouldnt get just as mad for white guys having yellow fever.

Meh, my wife is a white Californian, and before I got married I found that I only dated white girls (oh, and a black woman, but just once,) so no hate here.

On the other hand, I get annoyed at white dudes who are into "All things Asian," often confusing Chinese, Japanese, and to a lesser extent Korean tradition stuff, and with some wierd ideas about Eastern spirituality. Think David Carradine wannabes.

[Superstar]

but hell, no need to act like you have never been outside asia ?

taking 2000+ pictures, wearing hideous t-shirts from sights and wearing socks inside sandals...

[lilodxd]

LOL @ taking pictures... i know exactly what you mean. how many fucking pictures do you need of the same thing?

[Kodak]

but hell, no need to act like you have never been outside asia ?

taking 2000+ pictures, wearing hideous t-shirts from sights and wearing socks inside sandals...

Maybe they haven't. Lots of other people can fit into this picture you painted.

[Servo2000]

Milo > Ovaltine > Horlicks imo.

But the greatest has to be

I don't know what exactly what is going on here but it looks fucking delicious.

Here's a question, why do asian countries have the best food? (excluding pizza in Italy)

Then again, living in California I probably have Mexican food 7-8 times a week, so I might just be burnt out on it.

[Superstar]

true that, but since there are no "ask an european" or "ask an american" thats a question for some other time..

and for the most i notice japanese people beeing turistic.. oh well nevermind...

Superbowl time...

[mis]

Asians have the best food cause we eat everything with anything, and something is bound to turn up delicious.

2000+ pictures because we have the best cameras.

[purplerocket]

Milo > Ovaltine > Horlicks imo.

But the greatest has to be

Nice had this when I went to China freaking spicy though!

[purplerocket]

Why do asians have the thickest hair? My hair sticks up 24-7.

[goldengloves]

Why can Asians eat so many hot dogs?

That dude boggles my mind!

[purplerocket]

Why can Asians eat so many hot dogs?

That dude boggles my mind!

That guy is an one off!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdWNVlaYVOY

[Spaghettini]

Why does Nigo never smile?

[mis]

Do bapeheads ever smile?

Fuck that guy is amazing. And hes so thin.

van2s5hSLSU

[bangbangbang]

What's with asians and Spam?

Spam with rice and egg. Or musubi, which I'd like to make sometime.

[fndmybetterhalf]

cuz spam is cheap and tastes like a burst of rainbow in your mouth...not really but it tastes yummy.

[Liberation1945]

put some eggs, rice, and spam into a pan and fry...put sesame oil and soy sauce on top after it's done...you got yourself a great/easy meal.

[anny]

spam + instand noodles

[fndmybetterhalf]

anny will you marry me?

all i ask is spam and instant noodles on the table when i get back from work.

[jabar]

Why do japanese look at anime porn and not the real stuff..also why do they blur out stuff when they can just not draw it?