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Asian women... why can't they parallel park?

Depends on the geographic region. Most asian girls in NYC and SF who drive are very good at it. But Socal and NJ Asian girls cannot parallel park due to lack of sidewalk parking and an abundance of parking lots.

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Is there a country which hasn't been polluated with asians?

yes, Iraq, once the war is over, and the rebuilding is far in it's advanced stages, opportunistic Asians such as the Chinese who will open up chicken butchers, fish markets, chinese and tex mex restaurants, followed by Koreans will open laundromats, 24 hour delis, gold\fake sneaker\cellphone shops, followed by the Japanese who will open up a clothing boutique and underground hostess club/jazz bar.

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yes, Iraq, once the war is over, and the rebuilding is far in it's advanced stages, opportunistic Asians such as the Chinese who will open up chicken butchers, fish markets, chinese and tex mex restaurants, followed by Koreans will open laundromats, 24 hour delis, gold\fake sneaker\cellphone shops, followed by the Japanese who will open up a clothing boutique and underground hostess club/jazz bar.

I'd like to point out that in there was a sit down at the last All Asia conference to divvy up the pie. We Chinese wanted the cellphone shops, but the restaurants were more lucrative, so we compromised with the Koreans. They get the cellpone/electronics stores, but we get a 20% skim. The Japanese are out on their own island altogether.

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whats up with kimchi?? really, shit is hot smelly garbaaage..

whats up with porn chicks not shaving bush??

whats up with the visor/sunglass things?

whats up with karaoke?

YOU DUMB CHINKS!

Kimchi... you'll have to ask one of those Koreans.

Porn chicks: we like it the natural bush,

Visor, sunglasses. Erm, sunglasses for Triad and Yakuza, because they look cool with dark suits. Visors for old folks and tourists, of all races and creeds.

Karaoke: because everyone wants to be a rock star. Or Kenny Loggins. The Asians have just found a way to make money off of it. Don't hate.

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why do asians dont smell or have body odors like white people or black people or people from europe have? and why do most asians are richer than white or black people and people from europe?

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Are ABCs or CBCs or _BCs the angriest bunch when it comes to white guys dating "their" women?

Do the ABJs, CBJs, ABKs, CBKs, whatever, get just as mad?

Does anyone else eat sweetened condensed milk on white toast?

that is a lot of acronyms. and wtf is milo powder? i've never heard of it in my life.

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Are ABCs or CBCs or _BCs the angriest bunch when it comes to white guys dating "their" women?

Do the ABJs, CBJs, ABKs, CBKs, whatever, get just as mad?

Does anyone else eat sweetened condensed milk on white toast?

Why do asians have so many acronyms?

I don't see why the others wouldnt get just as mad for white guys having yellow fever.

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