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sounddumber: pot kettle black, u r it.

heres your anthem, sing it along

I wish I was little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a six four Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine

So I can get with Leoshi

Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine

You know I see her all the time

Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams

I can scheme a way to make her mine

Cause I know she's livin phat

Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball

So how am I gonna compete with that

Cause when it comes to playing basketball

I'm always last to be picked

And in some cases never picked at all

So I just lean up on the wall

Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls

Who came to watch their men ball

Dag y'all! I never understood, black

Why the jocks get the fly girls

And me I get the hood rats

I tell 'em scat, skittle, scabobble

Got hit with a bottle

And I been in the hospital

For talkin' that mess

I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city

That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name

Glad I came to my senses

Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach

Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and her together

Right?

So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

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Here we see a tool, unable to cope with his douchebaggery, spins out of control, insulting whomever and whatever he comes into contact with.

But sistersuzie is right, can we please get back to the fits, some mod will ban him very soon.

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dumber: more reasons why I ain't fightin your sorry ass

1. I don't hit girls

2. I don't hit bitches

3. I don't wanna have to give you the metrocard fair to take yourself to Sinai

4. rather spend the $2.50 @ McD's

5. I wouldn't wanna besmirch my good name as a "friendly" giant

6. I might make you look like a bitch, a bit too much :\

7. NYPD are less friendly to tourists than you might've heard

8. I don't got the time (sry m8)

9. Might ruin my jawns

10. word might get out to your lookbook chick that you got sonned in another country... that ain't too hard, now is it?

sorry buddy, just don't have the time to fit you into my busy schedule! you take rain cheques?

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dumber: more reasons why I ain't fightin your sorry ass

1. I don't hit girls

2. I don't hit bitches

3. I don't wanna have to give you the metrocard fair to take yourself to Sinai

4. rather spend the $2.50 @ McD's

5. I wouldn't wanna besmirch my good name as a "friendly" giant

6. I might make you look like a bitch, a bit too much :\

7. NYPD are less friendly to tourists than you might've heard

8. I don't got the time (sry m8)

9. Might ruin my jawns

10. word might get out to your lookbook chick that you got sonned in another country... that ain't too hard, now is it?

sorry buddy, just don't have the time to fit you into my busy schedule! you take rain cheques?

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No more fighting. We all know that if any parties involved in a typical e-squabble were actually put in a room together there would be a lot less ass whooping and a lot more sheepishly talking about counterstrike.

(Is that still the game that is played?)

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