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no, I gave him drugs and he gave me the turntables and now he wants them back cause he finished the drugs.

but yes, I basically stole them. I took them from the radio studio cause they've been down there unused, and the guy who owns them is a grad student and he found out, though he hasn't used them in like 4 years, and I had sold him some adderall that someone had given me, and we had worked it out that I could keep the tables, have them fixed, and keep him supplied. I'm no dealer, so he came around to take what's his, basically.

thats kind of lame actually. he sounds like a dickwad

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That new vitamin water with less sugar/calories is fucking awful. Dammit

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Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

1) If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.

2)If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.

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i heard that vitamin water drink is not supposed to be very good for you, despite the name

but i've been known to have a focus flavor when hungover

It's not a health drink. It's basically better tasting gatorade. Less syrupy and easier to drink for me, plus tastes better. I fucking love vitamin water for hangovers. Sometimes when going out to buy beer/liquor at the store before a night of drinking, i anticipate the hangover and pick up a bottle.

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I dunno. In rocko's modern life, filbert used to be able to take off his shell at will. I assume this is how nature works.

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yeah, I wasn't even gonna be selling them for that much. Kinda sucks.

Maybe I can get them back some other way. I was starting to consider keeping them too :(

I been seeing some crazy deals on craigslist for technics 1200s, just look around.

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fuck da math leave that to engineers architects are ARteists

edit: dude under me is right, look over curriculum for most b. arch programs, essentially its all design. also you gotta stop limiting yourself nigga shoot for the stars

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