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i'd probably think the same for a few seconds but then i'd have all the crispy skin up in my plate

lol i never said i didn't have any. i was like wtf....aight

on a related note, what the hell is "taco dip"? it was labeled as such. looked like a nacho dip, but there were no tortilla chips. :confused:

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so my dog (female) recently started humping the shit out of her stuffed animal toy...

is this normal?? i'm guessing it's a way of showing dominance but i've always thought it would be something only males do.

my cat (female) rapes the back of an old arm chair at least once a week, shes not even shy about it

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this girl and i were supposed to grab a drink last night. I didnt really want to. So i made up some excuse as to not meet up.

She texted me 4 times. Then called 2x

This morning i walked into starbucks and guess who was there? Mad awkward.

she walked up to me as i was texting and waiting for my drink

her: hey, your phone DOES work! thanks for standing me up

me: yea my bad, i ended up getting pretty drunk at my friends house and couldt drive. I didnt know how to tell you that cuz i suck at being a dick (loool).

her: aww thats ok, im a pretty forgiving person

and then more random banter.

After i left he texted me "it was nice to see you!!" with two exclamation points.

This chick has to be bat-shit crazy. At least she was a lot hotter than i remembered.

Maybe ill hit her up tonight

so i went to grab a few drinks with my buddies and guess who happened to be at the bar too?

This bitch is like air- everywhere.

At one point she busted out her phone and i caught a glimpse of her background....it was her!! and not only was it her background, but she had ANOTHER pic of her as her desktop on the iphone 4

lol.

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haha

yo dawg i heard you like yourself on yourself on

dear god, i tend to stay the fuck away from people who have photos of themselves as desktops on any computing device.

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Pretty hard for me to take fixie freestyle seriously, but I guess this is half decent if only for a good chuckle at that last clip. Those poor wheels!

http://vimeo.com/15557448

Something (imo)better to make up for it.:)

PETgYKOnnkU

bmx did it 10 years ago, and they did it better.

(and without any NJS crap either, japan my ass)

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so my dog (female) recently started humping the shit out of her stuffed animal toy...

is this normal?? i'm guessing it's a way of showing dominance but i've always thought it would be something only males do.

my dog does it to a pillow bigger than her all the time, she takes her right paw and slaps it around mid-thrust, bites the far corner and really humps the shit out of it. Best usage so far: I was in the middle of sexing my girlfriend and unbeknownst to us, the dog had come upstairs, got into bed with us and was right behind my back, humping a pillow. She was watching and grinning at us as well.

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lol i love writing this bs business proposals

working in the following words:

"shared synergy"

"paradigm"

"conflict management"

"dystopian future"

"postmodern effort"

"systematic collaboration"

"a modest proposal"

"demonstrative disingenuity"

considering it'll just be 1 page in 3000, I'm trying to work as many references to the Zombie Apocalypse into it as I can. I tried that once for a published article, got yelled at by the P.I.

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