Random Thoughts...

[ImRatherUnique]

i just got a warm roast beef and muenster sandwich, a 15.5 oz bottle of yoohoo, a bag of sun chips, an oatmeal cream pie and a loosey for $6.25

probably the most financially sound move ive made this year

[Leonard Leroy]

lawl

dblvVHv1sYk

Kid owns man

[Case]

i just got a warm roast beef and muenster sandwich, a 15.5 oz bottle of yoohoo, a bag of sun chips, an oatmeal cream pie and a loosey for $6.25

probably the most financially sound move ive made this year

god damn that's a bomb combo

how the fuck did you pull that off for so cheap

[e0d9n0b5]

lol im listening to the mortal kombat themne

[ImRatherUnique]

the arab store down the street, cleanest, most well-lit/well kept bodega in my neighborhood

anyone been able to find any of the espn 30 for 30 segments online? cant find shit, figures espn would have it on lock

wanted to see the len bias that aired a while back

and the U one tomorrow

[Augustus]

haha Tiger Woods. Too much man.

Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)

Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine ... would have liked to see you

Tiger: We will make it happen

Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)

Tiger: what kind of present your naked body

Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone

Tiger: alone with him that is

Jaimee: haha I wish

Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)

Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy

Jaimee: no new boy toy ... still running dry... been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months

Tiger: I need you

Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger: really. Where

Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that

Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend

Tiger: then I am

Jaimee: I wish

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together

Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)

Tiger: oh god

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

Tiger: I know sexy

Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)

Tiger: oh stop

Jaimee: hahaha I know ... but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me ... im finding myself watching sports center ... haha j/k it isn't that bad

Tiger: its never been that bad

Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.

Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself

Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing

Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)

Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport

Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)

Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol ... besides im at work

Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it

Jaimee: haha ur too much

Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport I am lonely now ... i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)

Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.

Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning

Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u

Tiger: Because I'm blasian

Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.

Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on ... thats a no no ... come take them off

Tiger: you are too funny

Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)

Jaimee: u too love

[sushijerk]

I'm going to do the MoMA in a few hours, actually. I've only been there once before, and I've never taken advantage of free student admission.

You're going today? Gonna freeze your ass off on that Target line.

[ImRatherUnique]

lol du sounds like a dorkkkkkkkkkk

but im not hatin, he does his thing..or did at least

[e0d9n0b5]

Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

[lawless]

just took a 5 hour nap. feel so damn unproductive today.

[mr fluffernutter]

I'm pretty sure dismalfuture is Tigerwoods.

[tweeds]

got my menu, grocery list, prep list down, mic test one

two

three

[azn8oi]

Singapore March 2010, yay nay?

[tweeds]

yea

or if you make it july 2010, even more yea

[azn8oi]

yea

or if you make it july 2010, even more yea

OK it's a date.

[tweeds]

oh, make that august 2010?

my bad

[azn8oi]

2 year reunion concepts?

[tweeds]

older and wiser concepts

also, SÓNAR 2010

[branespload]

yayz i got an a- in ochem. next qtr will try to get that - the fck outta there.

.^.

[mofonyx]

So I asked my mate to wing me cos I asked this girl out for Sunday brunch. She asked me to invite my flatmates along but I told her they wouldn't be interested, cos one had it last week (A) and the other would never be awake (. So she came over today to watch movie with everyone else, and I gave heads up to my flatmate that I want it to be only me and her so tell her you're not interested in going.

FINE

Flat mate A is a douchebag and when she asked him "Hey are you coming for Sunday brunch?",

He goes "See how it goes"

So I'm like WTF MANG WHERE'S MY BACKUP.

FINE, It's ruined. Better off making it a threesome then. So I told Flatmate A, it's better off that you come for Sunday brunch.

He goes "All right, talk about it tomorrow k, see how it goes"

SEE HOW IT GOES? SEE HOW WHAT GOES? WHAT'S GONNA CHANGE TOMORROW DOUCHEBAG?

FUCK

[azn8oi]

You are so goddamn needy and desperate.

[hellogoodbye]

she asked you to invite your flatmates

ha ha ha

[Astérix]

[mofonyx]

she asked you to invite your flatmates

ha ha ha

ouch indeed

although I was more annoyed about indecisive flatmate giving me the "see how it goes"

to every fucking thing. People not being able to give a straight answer to anything should be shot.

[Hendodo]

whoa.. hippos are aggressive.

[Leonard Leroy]

9T1vfsHYiKY

A bit old, right? But damn if I didn't laugh.

[eean]

exams be over please

[crissyw]

buy skull lindas to rotate into my PBJs or just keep wearing PBJs for another year

DECISIONS DECISIONS :'(

[sawn-off chef]

crissy, get lindas, they look better.

[Servo2000]

i should be sleeping but i cant and instead im just listening to its gonna rain its gon its gon its gon rairairairai its gon raiits gon rai its gonrai its gonna rain