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I do not, nor will I ever care about them taking radiation pictures of my anus or touching my balls. Whatever. Just get me through the damn line. I can be sympathetic to people who don't want it to happen. However, I hope people who keep talking to TSA screeners saying "DON'T TOUCH MY JUNK" get fucking tased every time. It's a job in a shitty economy, leave them alone. Complain to the gov't (ha).

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if my choice is exposing myself to radiation or getting groped by airport security, i'm going to go commando in sweat pants and pop a viagra beforehand and make it uncomfortable for both of us
Haha.. but really, if you're worried about security screening radiation, you shouldn't fly in the first place

People are so scared of that shit. Some friend once asked me how come my watch was glowing so bright, and the moment I mentioned radioactivity he stepped back a little, lol

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The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

Man right abount now I would gladly fork over $20 for a bahn mi sub from this joint that was called Saigon Givral over here in edmonton. Why'd it have to close, it was so good. Came close to madness trying to find bahn mi as good but they just can't get it right.

tldr im hungro

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i am going to freeze to death in northern chicago and my corpse will not be found until spring time.

seriously screw cold weather. (i'm leaving for san diego)

Going to 80 degree weather in like 5 hours, but we're due for more snow here before I get back on Saturday. Coming back to this place is going to be more depressing than usual :(

edit: fuck it my alarm is set for 2 1/2 hours from now.. time for a half drunk all nighter.

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