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So i'm eating some cornbread (sup XY), and then all of the sudden my mom holds up her cell phone to me, and its sounds my my gf and I doing the nasty... what the fuck.

I told her we were watching a movie and that was when a sex scene was on. It seems like she bought it, but how the fuck did that get on her voice mail!? There's no record of me calling her or her calling me!

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http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/nov/03/he-might-have-tiger-pelt/

the article was in todays paper, some lucky douch bag bought an unknown hide at a garage sale for 5 bucks. Turns out its a tazmanian devil hide (an extinct species) Now the prick is having it auctioned off to the highest bidder (look at that shit eattin grin). If it was me i'd have a wallet made out some of it then donate the rest to self edge for a back leather on their next pair of jeans.

So serious!

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