Random Thoughts...

[cyberPUNK]

yo i never hit a latina before but it's right there waiting for me

nice face but the thing is she's a little heavier than i like (and i like thickness)

someone talk me into or out of this

you should hit it.

[willy cheesesteak]

aw dayum, why'd i have to go look at the what are you eating today thread...

[Jkissi7]

If you think Cavs are going to take it all.. your ill..

[Osmosis Jones]

Palmiers are hella tasty.

[Jimbo69]

aw dayum, why'd i have to go look at the what are you eating today thread...

omg me too

now im so full i cant even breath

[yoallanface]

strawberry sundae ice cream with honey bunches of oat cereal is pretty awesome

[whitney]

my mom always buys this sliced bread that tastes like cheesecake mmmmm

today a lovey dovey couple came in and the girl has a really noticable mustache. like three feet away I can tell. reminds me of this manager I had before that was married with three kids and she had one too

their eye brows were nicely plucked though. strangest thing.

[minou]

i'm having a long awaited date in a few hours and i'm fucking anxious yet extremely excited.

[xh0llyw00dxx]

my mom always buys this sliced bread that tastes like cheesecake mmmmm

today a lovey dovey couple came in and the girl has a really noticable mustache. like three feet away I can tell. reminds me of this manager I had before that was married with three kids and she had one too

their eye brows were nicely plucked though. strangest thing.

This creeps me out more than anything. There has to be a good way to manage this.

[原料かば]

there's a little girl that comes into my store almost every day

cutest thing ever wears sundress and shit

but has a mad unibrow and i mean a solid bar across her face its so distracting. but she's the nicest/cutest kid i know

its sad. i mean kids must make fun of her

if my daughter had a uni id just give her some nyquil and take care of it

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

my mom always buys this sliced bread that tastes like cheesecake mmmmm

today a lovey dovey couple came in and the girl has a really noticable mustache. like three feet away I can tell. reminds me of this manager I had before that was married with three kids and she had one too

their eye brows were nicely plucked though. strangest thing.

aite you from SF right? my aunties in the bay area be bringing us that shit all the time. love it. isn't it like supposed to be cheese cake though? it's some Taiwanese thing

the mustache thing is . eyebrow overplucked = failure. mustache undershaved = failure

I heard some chicks bleach their shit because shaving it makes it grow back faster

there's a little girl that comes into my store almost every day

cutest thing ever wears sundress and shit

but has a mad unibrow and i mean a solid bar across her face its so distracting. but she's the nicest/cutest kid i know

its sad. i mean kids must make fun of her

if my daughter had a uni id just give her some nyquil and take care of it

how would you go about doing this? if you shave or pluck, don't that shit just grow back faster?

[minou]

i'm a bit too open with my closest friends, sometimes it worries me.

[whitney]

yah but to me cheesecake isn't cheesecake without that smooth cream cheese texture

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

lol. aite so it was my pop's bday yesterday and we had this fucking super premium cheesecake that was thick as kk booty

swear... eating half a small slice was like = eat 2 normal large ones

aite so my stomach was FUCKED

and woke up this morning

no more abs:confused::confused:

[Gravitas]

i'm a bit too open with my closest friends, sometimes it worries me.

I'm not very open with my friends, I must be pretty mysterious (minus the fact that strangers know so much random shit)!

[branespload]

no more abs:confused::confused:

GAMMA GELATIN GIGGLE

[bouwnt]

once upon a time a man was attacked by a vampire Bird…he was sucked to death…the vampire bird killed him at last!

[Ahlvahroe]

ok here is a good rule of thumb if you are in a country where you do not speak the language and need to get around on the subway dont take the black and white map, especially if the line are not numbered on said map, been lost so bad all day.

[samsikle]

^^ bummer this happened to me once. needless to say i was exhausted as fuck when i found my way back.

[evisu 2000]

[ProfMonnitoff]

who dat

[evisu 2000]

i dunno

[ProfMonnitoff]

i think the only person who feels the same way about sex as me is r kelly

[jewbagel]

I was convinced my laptop screen had a dead pixel. Until I realized it was a stud on someone's nose in a picture.

[inaya]

^ haha monitoff :>

i'm having a long awaited date in a few hours and i'm fucking anxious yet extremely excited.

i'm thinking about you. ♥

[capa]

nothing better than waking up back at home, getting some food my mom made, and putting on a record. lazy sundays are the best.

[whizkit]

x0lanScrlc0

I've been watching this clip from Orlando over and over again. The moment at 1:26 when Tilda Swinton turns to look at the camera (the audience), I find rather disturbing, like a person in a painting winking at you.

[crissyw]

AP tests start tomorrow

time to get crackinnn

[Oxy.]

who knew how hard it would be constructing a 5-day workout routine from scratch?

[mrip]

im still rap chopping

steve porter is a genius