favorite superfuture quote.

[aleopold]

@aleopold - I don't understand why people would want to cheat and wash the jeans to give them the worn look

stop cheating you bastards!!

[ChaseDizzy]

Yeah, I guess the downside of a 'fashion forward' town is every fuck-up and retard wants a slice of the cool guy pie.

fuckin cool guy pie

[freecat]

sometimes i think superfuture doesn't take hypothetical situations seriously..

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[youre sketch]

second one.

while trash is quite open to anything, heavily pornographic material is usually removed. heavily pornographic material with animals and humans is just plain stupid. the fact that anyone has that kind of material or even links to it is beyond my understanding

lol i missed it

can someone tell me what animal it was at least

found this in the next level thread.

[duck sauce]

to each his own

right guys???

[ordo]

For those that don't venture into the Motorcycle thread. Better than the Trash.

just came home from buying the 79 ironhead she runs really purttyy just needs to do some tune ups and next chop her!

dunno what state this ironhead came from but i just wanna check is there a website for that?

are you serious ed?

no, there is not a website. no, carfax does not work.

secondly, did you really buy a bike with no license plate? and no title? no registration? *ahem* stolen.

just go to the dmv and grab all the pamphlets you can. ask them to run the VIN and it should show up even if it's out of state.

no its got a license plate and registration here in manila but i just want to check the year of production and all that shit

Also, did you not just say that it was a 79? Am I mistaken or did you just bought a fucking harley without doing any research on the thing and then come to a forum about fucking overpriced jeans to ask questions about it.

Dude, leave this thread. Seriously, take a hike. We're more interested in talking to your driver anyhow.

yeah i did try that you smart ass son of a bitch

seriously man im serious i bought a 79 ironhead and ill tell my driver to text you

If you bought a 79 Harley then chances are it was made in fucking 1979 you dumbass.

EPIC

[Leonard Leroy]

: orsonwellesclap :

[zelah]

"I want to fuck you while you wear my APCs" some dude on here to my ex.

[AL-9000]

1. Stop your first reaction. If your first reaction is to lash back at the person giving the criticism' date=' or to become defensive, take a minute before reacting at all. Take a deep breath, and give it a little thought. For example, let a critical email sit in your in-box for at least an hour before replying. Or walk away from someone instead of saying something you’ll regret later. That cooling off time allows you to give it a little more thought beyond your initial reaction. It allows logic to step in, past the emotion. This is not a criticism against emotion, but when it’s a negative emotion, sometimes it can cause more harm than good. So let your emotions run their course, and then respond when you feel calmer.
   [*']Turn a negative into a positive. One of the keys to success in anything you do is the ability to find the positive in things that most people see as a negative. Sickness forces you to stop your exercise program? That’s a welcome rest. Tired of your job? That’s a time to rediscover what’s important and to look for a better job. Super typhoon ruined all your possessions? This allows you to realize that your stuff isn’t important, and to be thankful that your loved ones are still alive and safe. You can do the same thing with criticism: find the positive in it. Sure, it may be rude and mean, but in most criticism, you can find a nugget of gold: honest feedback and a suggestion for improvement.
   
2. See it as an opportunity to improve — and without that constant improvement, we are just sitting still. Improvement is a good thing. For example, this criticism: “You write about the same things over and over and your blog posts are boring and stale", can be read: “I need to increase the variety of my posts and find new ways of looking at old things.†That’s just one example of course — you can do that with just about any criticism. Sometimes it’s just someone having a bad day, but many times there’s at least a grain of truth in the criticism.
   
3. Thank the critic. Even if someone is harsh and rude, thank them. They might have been having a bad day, or maybe they’re just a negative person in general. But even so, your attitude of gratitude will probably catch them off-guard. Thanking a critic can actually win a few of them over. All because of a simple act of saying thank you for the criticism. It’s unexpected, and often appreciated. And even if the critic doesn’t take your “thank you†in a good way, it’s still good to do — for yourself. It’s a way of reminding yourself that the criticism was a good thing for you, a way of keeping yourself humble.
   
4. Learn from the criticism. After seeing criticism in a positive light, and thanking the critic, don’t just move on and go back to business as usual. Actually try to improve. That’s a difficult concept for some people, because they often think that they’re right no matter what. But no one is always right. You, in fact, may be wrong, and the critic may be right. So see if there’s something you can change to make yourself better. And then make that change. Actually strive to do better. You'll end up being glad you made the extra effort.
   
5. Be the better person. Too many times we take criticism as a personal attack, as an insult to who we are. But it’s not. Well, perhaps sometimes it is, but we don’t have to take it that way. Take it as a criticism of your actions, not your person. If you do that, you can detach yourself from the criticism emotionally and see what should be done. But the way that many of us handle the criticisms that we see as personal attacks is by attacking back. “I’m not going to let someone talk to me that way.†Especially if this criticism is made in public, such as in the comments of a blog or on a forum. You have to defend yourself, and attack the attacker … right? Wrong. By attacking the attacker, you are stooping to his level. Even if the person was mean or rude, you don’t have to be the same way. You don’t have to commit the same sins. Be the better person.
   
6. Stay calm and positive. If you can rise above the petty insults and attacks, and respond in a calm and positive manner to the meat of the criticism, you will be the better person. And guess what? There are two amazing benefits of this:
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   2. Others will admire you and think better of you for rising above the attack. Especially if you remain positive and actually take the criticism well.
      
   3. You will feel better about yourself. By participating in personal attacks, we dirty ourselves. But if we can stay above that level, we feel good about who we are. And that’s the most important benefit of all.

[*]Rise above the criticism. How do you stay above the attacks and be the better person? By removing yourself from the criticism, and looking only at the actions criticized. By seeing the positive in the criticism, and trying to improve. By thanking the critic. And by responding with a positive attitude. A quick example:

Someone criticizes something you have written by saying, “You’re an idiot. I don’t understand what x has to do with y.†A good typical response should be to ignore the first sentence. And second, to say something like, “Thanks for giving me an opportunity to clarify that. I don’t think I made it as clear as I should have. What x has to do with y is … blah blah. Thanks for the great question!†And by ignoring the insult, taking it as an opportunity to clarify, thanking the critic, using the opportunity to explain your point further, and staying positive, you have accepted the criticism with grace and appreciation. And in doing so, remained the better person, and you will feel great about yourself.

the comprehensive guide on how to deal with a neg train

[pieiskewl]

Whats that green thing under people's names on the left. Somehow mines is purple, which is probably not a good thing? I tried looking it up in FAQ's but its not there.

I'm still so confused. it came from green to purple and now its back to green holy

lol so is it rep?!?! how come there is no FAQ on this stuff

this is classic

[Bona Drag]

EPIC

lol

in semi related news, i know he ripped a bunch of people off like four years ago, but recently someones sig led me to an old stuckonstupid post which made me lol, which then made me look up his post history and contemplate starting a stuckonstupid appreciation thread for nostalgic purposes

goddamn that guy was funny as fuck

[Servo2000]

people who say there wasn't a superfuture golden age clearly haven't read his post history recently

[Spaghettini]

i miss stuckonstupid. one of my favorite quotes of his was from the life lesson thread, when he said "no drugs during the week unless you make more money than all of your friends". it's a shame he ripped people off cause i'd love to hear his input on shit

[freecat]

I don't want to look like I ride a camel (no hate for those who do)

Is it easy to twist it on with one hand?

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[narutofan]

just some context in case anyone will be reading this 10 years from now, massive paradigm shift from red wing boots to new balance on the interwebz

I remember when I emailed New Balance way back in 2000 about some Japanese Editions, and they basically told me to fuck off "We're not a fashion company, we make high performance footwear"

[ninetynine]

gonna be in ny tomorrow. Anyone know where i can pick up some herb?

Nice try Law Enforcement!!

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[16steps]

I submit before the sufu community definitive mathematical proof that an expensive outfit does not guarantee a pleasing fit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio

God I hate morons who think the golden ratio and a vision of "perfection" is the only thing to aim for when dressing. Fuck that shit.

/\ cosine.

this is good

[duck sauce]

how are you so witty

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well played Zubin, that TTM post is fucking hilarious though

[okonomi]

Lurk more... in a library, you dense fuck.

Funny AND esoteric. Nicely said BD.

[TTM]

LOL someone put that post on here

fuckin guy and his phantom of the opera wardrobe

[Spastic_Koala]

Bitches love letting gay dudes get all up in their titties and pussies.

I hear this is true.

[freecat]

this is still one of the best thing i've read on superfuture

scarlett is that kind of girl where you see her at the club and she's fucking hot and its ridiculous and you somehow work up the courage to talk to her and you get her home and you have the most amazing sex of your life, you're both totally synched together, all the nasty shit you think about doing but no other girl wanted to let you do, she does it, and you pass out and wake up the next day at 11am and she somehow managed to turn meager scraps of food in your dirty fridge into a delicious brunch and while you sit there eating in silence, looking at her, you realize that she is even better looking in daylight with her nipples peeking out through your white undershirt that she threw on and you stop and realize that maybe you should just propose to her on the spot.

so you do, and she says yes. she cleans your apartment up and moves in,

a few years later after travelling the world together you have a perfect little son and

you kinda get jealous when she's breastfeeding but its cool cuz thats your kid.

[okonomi]

Ahaha. Just repped a four year old post.

[freecat]

At first I was like, oh, the Drake equation, but then I was like, ohhh, the Fermi paradox.

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[broneck]

that awkward moment when you catch your older brother watching porn.

Unless he was masturbating, no awkwardness.

i'm setterman and i watch porn without jerking off

this is one of the funniest exchanges on this board

edit - fuck this is so good too hahaha

do anyone else's eyes water/ tear up sometimes when they're taking a shit? That's always awkward. Afterwards, people are like, "what's wrong? Are you crying?". I don't want to say that I'm sad (because I'm not), but I don't really want to go into detail about how I just squeezed out a big-ass crap. Usually I just say that I was yawning or something.

[freecat]

sufu is the board for gangstas, we don't hand tissues to crying girls under normal circumstances.

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[_ironman]

if i trade in my 06 g35 for a new '11 prius i will save approximately $400 a month. $4,776 annually.

SMART SHlT

eco pussy waoo

magnetic4prez

[conqueror]

Your invoice didn't make it, dear Sir. Pigeon post doesn't work in my village till late March. I will send 10000 fish heads as payment via donkey messenger. Tracking number is 7.

and basically the rest of the thread.

[_ironman]

Even if he is, his Portland residency and "profession" as marketing lead for an artisan leather belt company or whatever the fuck he does certainly makes him whiter than his dialect on this board would suggest.

Spades, son. Callin 'em all out.

because he has a job, he's white?

spades?

:squirm:

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