favorite superfuture quote.

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still one of my favorite quotes.. from 2008.

if i was single i'd be butt fucking strippers with a coke-covered cock. instead, i am writing checks to the utility company and putting money away for my kids' college.

[willy cheesesteak]

the truth is, when I buy stuff from supermarket I don't even wear it. I have this room that I cleared out solely to house all the items I've procured from the market. i call it the sufu museum. I display them all, categorized by usernames rather than types of clothing.

on special days, I take off all the items of a specific user and I tenderly place them on my bed. I then put on the song 2 become 1 by the spice girls and proceed to lie in the pile of jawns, burying my face into the fabric and inhaling. I immerse myself the the previous owner's essence and start to touch myself.

to answer the question of this thread, I sell my shit cos everyone probably does the same thing and that turns me on.

via Why do people keep selling their shit?

[gramps]

i sincerely hope your car explodes with you in it, but you probably just ride the bus.

Jmatsu's energy was boundless.

[a_kiss_in_paris]

the truth is, when I buy stuff from supermarket I don't even wear it. I have this room that I cleared out solely to house all the items I've procured from the market. i call it the sufu museum. I display them all, categorized by usernames rather than types of clothing.

on special days, I take off all the items of a specific user and I tenderly place them on my bed. I then put on the song 2 become 1 by the spice girls and proceed to lie in the pile of jawns, burying my face into the fabric and inhaling. I immerse myself the the previous owner's essence and start to touch myself.

to answer the question of this thread, I sell my shit cos everyone probably does the same thing and that turns me on.

Geez that one deserve his own thread

[e0d9n0b5]

Jmatsu's energy was boundless.

nearly anything jgod said was gold

[OkayOkay]

makes me lol everytime.

sup super coder dudes.

is it possible in the next iteration of the forum that the ignore list could have an option to completely hide the post instead of still telling me they posted?

I wonder what dum wrote about ignore lists

[playdisonlyatnight]

classic material

[_ironman]

from what are you watching today thread

you're on a fashion forum and a romcom made you wanna wear nicer clothes?

[Vampyrvargfesten]

when sufu gets too silly and soft,

mass steps in with snippets of wisdom:

why any of you du's even looking in superdenim waywt

you finna eat dogshit and then complain about how bad it tastes?

[jakie]

originally posted by kunk75 if i was single i'd be butt fucking strippers with a coke-covered cock. instead, i am writing checks to the utility company and putting money away for my kids' college.

link NSWF 18+ http://isanyoneup.com/2011/11/07/logan-davis-from-sacramentoca/

[OkayOkay]

this killed me:

**White Person Smashes Through Wall**

Did Someone Say Odd Future Wolf Gang????????

I Have An Opinion And I'm About To Say It To You

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wasnt sure where to post this but this made me lol .. from 2007

Story time:

Last year I was working at a clarks store out in SoCal. Dude comes in looking for Wallabees. All he wants are Wallabees. He buys all the colors we have in mens and ask if we have the baby blue's in men. I said no, but he could wear the womens, and nobody would know. His response was, "nah homey where im from niggas know - they can spot you from a mile away kid, for real".

That guy was Raekwon.

[OCEANSECT]

F Toj

not coz i agree just coz swag

[breams]

From the Official break up thread:

every woman but my mother is a lying, cheating, piece of shit whore.

Your mom has her faults. She raises shitty kids.

[Kregg]

I laff'd

homegirl tried gettin mad at me because bitches be hollerin at me on facebook...

[willy cheesesteak]

this is sufu not poopoo.

[StrangeLove]

Went to Tokyo Steakhouse for my 13th birthday. I had shrimp, the osaka chicken, 2 iced teas (i know lololol) and WAY TOO MUCH JAPANESE SODA!! For my birthday my mom got me trill turquoise rings and matching belts and bolo ties, and some new inline skates.

.

[StrangeLove]

Ever wake up in the morning feeling minorgay? Wanting to wear something pretty, go to a club, order some girly drinks, and dance the night away?

[BearCousin]

this one made me lol pretty hard...

It's prob your pheromones aka scrot juice making her moist

[OkayOkay]

very well said.

i have a problem with not having any problems with how "first world problems" started as a satire intended to lampoon luxury but now everyone just takes it seriously

[Nov Spur]

sufu is now communist forum, collectivise everything.

I cringe when I see people getting rep in Recent Purchases just for buying expensive (read: ugly) shit.

[mrjuby]

would eat popcorm chicken with gin oy

[breams]

From the dating advice thread:

any advice for girls?

^ learn to suppress your gag reflex.

[burgerking]

Have we given/do we give the pussy way too much power?

[jackg]

I didn't dare come on to the forums until I had read all the books three times each.

in references to got! lolz

[willy cheesesteak]

Look here manute, if you are going to decide to post an outfit on sufu, no matter how horrible or how much of a "sartorial abomination" your outfit actually is are you under any circumstance allowed to just remove your picture. You must understand that this isn't hypebeast or ISS, but superfuture and you will get negged to shit if you dont come correct however let me explain why im disgusted by your actions.

Any outfit you post represents you as a whole and the act of removing your picture tells me that you are insecure and not too certain of the image you wish to portray as "funeralhomme". Take it from me, I used to get more neg than you can blow out your ass(quote in my sig), and now im sufu rep king. this proves that if you stand by your image then the people will love you. Moving on, I dont know what world you live in that makes you think its okay to just take down your fit, but in the real world going through with something and cancelling after the commitment is synonymous with abortion.

With that said, dont abort your fit.

#hndlzForPrez #hndlz2012

[OkayOkay]

I'm in again. Don't pair me up with Toronto cats or Filipino's(10) or Exteeng 'cause I got her last swap! Shipping anywhere from Toronto, Canada! (=

dont pair me with exteeng either. been swapped

you two are eskimo brothers

sigh

Mass.

Fuck.

I lol'd.

[ohsnap]

I think her music sucks tranny sheballs but she is so goddamn luscious I want to stroke her hair and scissor tenderly

read this while catching up on work. i laff'd.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

yo trin u don't really even hafta explain. the way in which you do sorta seems like weakness. if u ball hard who gives a fuck about skateboarding in ro dunks? if pimpin in yr blood, just b like "fuck u mrj. i rich, bitch." no need to sound all soft and apologetic about shit. only thing i'd consider hating on/neg reppin u 4 is 4 not riding a chanel skateboard.

butt on the reals tho, i bbq in my ro dunks. i spill(ed) mad bbq sauce on them. now i got a one off that ain't nobody else got.

I did a couple front shoves on my friends board in my rick dunks the other night on our way to the bar. Good board feel yo

feelin this

[OkayOkay]

it is on my to do list, i'm waiting until they have the technology to let you customize your future vagina... i want a extra wide, but only a quarter height, and a usb port