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^ why did u add a background pic of yourself to that collage? Is it supposed to be contrast or something lol

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The Death of Ver

Translated by young abu dhabiw0rth

 

CHARACTERS

ver, suicidal 4channer

tween_spirit, innocent bystander

e0d9n0b5, heroic Seth Rogen lookalike 

with special guest rafsemens as the observant instigator 

 

 

Scene 1 (trash ver diss): tween spirit posts a fit and ver has something to say about it

 

 

Scene 2 (n0b/ver backnforth diss): n0bby ain't havin it but ver fires back

 

 

 

Scene 3 (raf sets up fatality diss for n0bbers): rafsemens makes an observational observation

 

 

 

 

cringing more at you typing this up tbh

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yeah i felt like a str8 up lamy after i wrote that fml

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^ why did u add a background pic of yourself to that collage? Is it supposed to be contrast or something lol

yes

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lol ver you're such a fucking goof, nobody cares you're pals with the guys at haven, youre still a pasty 120lb waif that dresses like a fkn renaissance fair gift shop attendant 

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wow boys u sure "ethered" me haha! dont know how ill come back from this one!

 

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Lmao at everyone here ver included, although tweens isnt really a burn- Nice beanie net

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Edited by Fycus

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lol ver you're such a fucking goof, nobody cares you're pals with the guys at haven, youre still a pasty 120lb waif that dresses like a fkn renaissance fair gift shop attendant 

ass = blasted

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I dunno why anybody is mad, its funny that any time somebody tries to throw shade it backfires, just live your lives in peace!

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fycus this is a diss thread not a pussy ass bitch thread!

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I dunno why anybody is mad, its funny that any time somebody tries to throw shade it backfires, just live your lives in peace!

why are you saying 'throw shade' aren't you old and white?

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im as old as you, does that count?

fycus this is a diss thread not a pussy ass bitch thread!

You were saying?

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Edited by Fycus

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i was saying you're a pussy ass fawnie and you think you winnin by smashin your cousins

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ass = blasted

 

It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You mess with e0d9n0b5, you mess with the whole pack bud. e0d9 is a nice girl, how dare you use him like this. How come people like you even get to post on the same forum? I usually just sit in the shadows and pretend not to see. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.

... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. FUCK you. Get ready.

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It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You mess with e0d9n0b5, you mess with the whole pack bud. e0d9 is a nice girl, how dare you use him like this. How come people like you even get to post on the same forum? I usually just sit in the shadows and pretend not to see. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.

... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. FUCK you. Get ready.

 

*grabs you by the throat* back the fuck off!?!?

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*grabs you by the throat* back the fuck off!?!?

*jumpts in front of my friend to save him life* not so fast

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*jumpts in front of my friend to save him life* not so fast

*throws u in the air*

 

*whips out katana*

 

*slices u across the face*

 

*chains it into a slick 60 hit combo midair*

 

*end it with an atomic punch that crits and atomizes ur entire family*

 

pshhh... nothing personnel kid...

Edited by ver

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*throws u in the air*

 

*whips out katana*

 

*slices u across the face*

 

*chains it into a slick 60 hit combo midair*

 

*end it with an atomic punch that crits and atomizes ur entire family*

 

pshhh... nothing personnel kid...

*cradling the dead body's of my family* you must pay for this... *flies really fast straight into the air mysteriously*

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*cradling the dead body's of my family* you must pay for this... *flies really fast straight into the air mysteriously*

*laughs evilly as electricity crackles around my body* 

 

no one can make me pay... i am more powerful than u could possibly imagine...

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*laughs evilly as electricity crackles around my body* 

 

no one can make me pay... i am more powerful than u could possibly imagine...

*me and six buff tough guys in muscle shirts appear behind u* nice try.. not nice enough.. *muscle guys start mercilessly pummelling you with their big meaty fists until you start crying* 

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Why are you reporting the best forum thread in existence i'm about to report your entire life n0bbers

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