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^pls only deux would +rep your sorry prostitute-buying ass 

i don't need to act like u do and force children into sex 'cause i look hella gr8 all the goddamn time. i've had women offer me money 'cause they've wanted to bed me. can u say that, doodoo face? à³­à©§(â›ã€œâ›âœ¿)੭೨

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Hey, don't drag me into this

I just like the word prurient

 

Edited by Deux_Oiseaux

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Truth be told, you are a joke. I've countlessly seen bad fits described as sundance - esque. Haven't come across many sufu jokes, but your name is always bound to show up. 

 

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Edited by netw0rthless

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Truth be told, you are a joke. I've countlessly seen bad fits described as sundance - esque. Haven't come across many sufu jokes, but your name is always bound to show up. 

 

 

 

you are so cultured it's fucked up your sense of humor 

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akuma no uta: yardsale almost got his ass beat last time i saw him

Ryannn: lol

Ryannn: is he a dick?

Oscur: lol by you?

baconzilla: llo wat happend

baconzilla: i heard hes a dick irl

baconzilla: cant rmemeber who said

Ryannn: cuz he messaged me 2 buy someone n lowballed me then i said no

diamonds: dats cuz he

mass: lol akuma are you the one who called him a dick

diamonds: s a cunt

mass: and he didn't remember you

baconzilla: sufu gossip club

akuma no uta: hes a dick

diamonds: one time he sent me messages about my ex

akuma no uta: yeah

diamonds: even though he knows nothing about me

baconzilla: wow

Ryannn: lol

akuma no uta: i asked him how his virgil soles were doing, cause mine fell apart

baconzilla: the shit?

akuma no uta: he laughed, and looked away and started talking to his friend

Ryannn: lol

baconzilla: wow

mass: lol damn

mass: should've rolled him for his

mass: afterwards

baconzilla: dats harsh

Oscur: ^

akuma no uta: then later that night at an after party at RRL

diamonds: error 37

Ryannn: shudve rolled him with ur virgils

diamonds: servers are busy

baconzilla: ill unfollow him for u akuma

Ryannn: ya diamonds

Ryannn: got to create

Ryannn: character

Ryannn: then timed me out

Ryannn: lol

akuma no uta: dude kept walking by and making snide fucking remarks about my weight, and my torn up jeans

baconzilla: wow wut...

Ryannn: u shudda tore his jeans

akuma no uta: yeah

Ryannn: n made fun of him

Ryannn: lol

mass: oh shit

baconzilla: u shuda stole his shit and sold on sufu

Ryannn: thats y u need edc bruh

mass: shit just got virtual

akuma no uta: kiya asked me to ignore him, and thats why i didn't knock his skinny ass out

akuma no uta: i don't need edc

Ryannn: boba

baconzilla: yeah akuma is from streetfighter

Ryannn: bruh ripping jeans bbarehanded hard

akuma no uta: im 6'1 and 215 pounds, he's maybe 115 pounds

http://meetmeoutsideuniqlo.tumblr.com

Edited by StrangeLove

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^so which part is the best diss?

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akuma no uta: yardsale almost got his ass beat last time i saw him

Ryannn: lol

Ryannn: is he a dick?

Oscur: lol by you?

baconzilla: llo wat happend

baconzilla: i heard hes a dick irl

baconzilla: cant rmemeber who said

Ryannn: cuz he messaged me 2 buy someone n lowballed me then i said no

diamonds: dats cuz he

mass: lol akuma are you the one who called him a dick

diamonds: s a cunt

mass: and he didn't remember you

baconzilla: sufu gossip club

akuma no uta: hes a dick

diamonds: one time he sent me messages about my ex

akuma no uta: yeah

diamonds: even though he knows nothing about me

baconzilla: wow

Ryannn: lol

akuma no uta: i asked him how his virgil soles were doing, cause mine fell apart

baconzilla: the shit?

akuma no uta: he laughed, and looked away and started talking to his friend

Ryannn: lol

baconzilla: wow

mass: lol damn

mass: should've rolled him for his

mass: afterwards

baconzilla: dats harsh

Oscur: ^

akuma no uta: then later that night at an after party at RRL

diamonds: error 37

Ryannn: shudve rolled him with ur virgils

diamonds: servers are busy

baconzilla: ill unfollow him for u akuma

Ryannn: ya diamonds

Ryannn: got to create

Ryannn: character

Ryannn: then timed me out

Ryannn: lol

akuma no uta: dude kept walking by and making snide fucking remarks about my weight, and my torn up jeans

baconzilla: wow wut...

Ryannn: u shudda tore his jeans

akuma no uta: yeah

Ryannn: n made fun of him

Ryannn: lol

mass: oh shit

baconzilla: u shuda stole his shit and sold on sufu

Ryannn: thats y u need edc bruh

mass: shit just got virtual

akuma no uta: kiya asked me to ignore him, and thats why i didn't knock his skinny ass out

akuma no uta: i don't need edc

Ryannn: boba

baconzilla: yeah akuma is from streetfighter

Ryannn: bruh ripping jeans bbarehanded hard

akuma no uta: im 6'1 and 215 pounds, he's maybe 115 pounds

http://meetmeoutsideuniqlo.tumblr.com

Thats a real cool story bro

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…talking about that shit after the fact is kinda weak. Either confront him right there on the spot and see what evolves--might end up having to throw down, so what-- or accept the fact you're getting punkd and not doing anything about it. ORRRRRRRRRRR, get jacked and fuck his girl…then post the pics on sufu. 

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Nevermind.

 

 

We don't need to know every time you meet some snaggle toothed porno lady at a party. I go to parties too and some people are like that, I don't even mention meeting them to my imaginary dog.

 

Next time have some sex with the lady and whisper your secret in a tree.

 

btw kop those Marquess, that's some dope shit.

 

idk if diss but damn ...

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deux, y u been suckin on fuuma's dick so hard?  it's like lately u just cant get enuff of his poutine gravy

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Edited by netw0rthless
CHILL with the language

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hello mod ordo please ban this user he just said n*gg*a and triggered my ptsd 

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i aint no 4ch & that msg werent even srs u motherfucker!!!!!

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u ain't got no armani eyewear. u ain't got no bmw 

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that top and pose just makes u look like a pregnant butchdyke. no h8 if real tho

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If you had to rep everyone who's dick you tasted you would need to clone yourself to make time.

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