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title had me anticipating more of a "put together outfits using clothes you don't own" but then that's also kind of v bad idea

 

I wanted to start the same thread on this site as the 'What would you wear today?' thread from The Fashion Spot where we can all post a designer look 'that we don't own' but would wear if we did.

 

I did not expect all the thumbs down. :sad:

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would wear, everyday, until it's too warm

 

size 4, in black
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size 4. those colours or just black
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+5x raf turtlenecks a size smaller than mine, a thick knit to wear underneath the coat, same acne jeans with holes and stains, more uniqlo socks and the same surplus tanker boots and/or raf black velcros with new soles.

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I'd wear this skinsuit I have been sewing out of my victims, but its too cold in New York for that. More of a transitional weather piece.

you should try adding an inner layer and using the intestines like down fill

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I wanted to start the same thread on this site as the 'What would you wear today?' thread from The Fashion Spot where we can all post a designer look 'that we don't own' but would wear if we did.

 

I did not expect all the thumbs down. :sad:

http://stylezeitgeist.com/forums/showthread.php?p=439895#post439895

 

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would wear, everyday, until it's too warm

 

size 4, in black

009fullscreen.jpg

size 4. those colours or just black

00280fullscreen.jpg

00320fullscreen.jpg

00340fullscreen.jpg

 

+5x raf turtlenecks a size smaller than mine, a thick knit to wear underneath the coat, same acne jeans with holes and stains, more uniqlo socks and the same surplus tanker boots and/or raf black velcros with new soles.

 

 

CELINE ALL DAY EVERRRY DAYZ

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  • 6 months later...

scenario: tea with the queen of england

 

outfit:

- nun beanie from crust, pearl white

- rick owens balaclava, worn open, pearl white

- robot shouldered jacket with back flounce, bone white

- sheer tank dress, dark dust

- lilies pencil skirt as slip, for modesty

- crust thigh height sail wedges, white

- mink fur monster bag, the one with the crazy eyebrows. contents: phone, identification, tin of metallic anise mints, several thousand dollars cash

 

i arrive one hour and seventeen minutes late. upon arrival i twist my face in disgust at the queen's outfit and, insisting that she is not taking this opportunity to meet me very seriously, i leave immediately. several months later i close my london flagship and terminate all wholesale contracts to any UK-based retailers.

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SCENARIO - A CHARACTER IN A WILLIAM GIBSON NOVEL

 

outfit:
 
- slab pilot hat, blistered leather
- sruli recht optical camo parka
- rick owens tank top
- nike dri fit sports bra
- rick owens moto leggings from moody, with kneepads
- flat black gyakusou running shoes
- julius_7 harness with dual holster
- akimbo sruli recht pistols, one with extended magazine
 
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
 
She was less than a block from Maxfield when it hit, the cellular awareness was on her ass, and very close. She fought the adrenaline surge and composed her features into a mask of bored vacancy, pretending to let the crowd carry her along. When she saw a darkened display window, she managed to pause by it. The place was a fashion boutique, the signature of Rick Owens scrawled across the pane. With her hands in the pocket of her parka, she stared through the glass at a lozenge of vat grown leather, synthsilk contrast, set on a ebony pillar. What would you even put in those forearm pockets, she found herself thinking, no sandwich would fit in there.
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you may choose from the following

- buzz rickson

- muji

- acronym / stone island

- military surplus (dyed black years ago, now faded)

- (japanese brand not readily available outside japan)

- (no-name from gas station or gift shop)

shadowy nemesis in two year old range rover with aftermarket wheels

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