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Beating the Shit out of Jeans

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Alright, schools coming up in a couple of weeks, and for me that means dress code, which means no more raw denim during the day. So, in the next two weeks, I'm going to try and get as much wear in as many ways as possible onto my New Standards.

In other words: I'm beating the shit out of my jeans.

Any suggestions?

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wrestle with a roomate or gf/wife which evers available.

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Alright, schools coming up in a couple of weeks, and for me that means dress code, which means no more raw denim during the day...

Why can't you wear jeans? Military school?

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This warranted a thread?

look at his post count kid. if servo wants to make a motherfucking thread he can make a motherfucking thread about his motherfucking breakfast cereal.

that was my samuel l jackson impression.

but really who are you mr. phenom?

jesus.

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get a shovel and throw them in dirt and literally beat the shit out of them. seriously

i like this idea, might try it on some cheaper pairs just for shits and giggles

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... get an old school filipina laundrywoman ... to wash your jeans .... they have this wooden club they use to beat up jeans when they wash them while smoking a cigar inside out in their mouth ....

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I just dreamt about this for no apparent reason. Anyways, in my dream I came up of a solution for you:

Throw your jeans into an old box. Add some soil to the box.

Here is where it got weird (assuming the previous part is perfectly normal)...Then throw in some SEEDS into the box. Afterwards close the box and tie the box to your car with rope. Now drive around in your car dragging the box behind you. This mixes up the soil, jeans, and seeds. Then wait until the seeds grow.

I dunno how what to make of it, but I swear I just had this exact dream. It is probably a sign that you will get crazy fade so you should definitely try it out.

I think I need to stop reading SF before going to bed.

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wear them under your school pants.....roll down a concrete hill.......jazzercise?

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wear them under your school pants

seriously. It would a funny "fuck you" to the dress code and since they would be tighter on your body you would get a nicer fade.

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Just off the top of my head:

1. Football

2. Basketball

3. Wrestling, on grass, preferrably dry.

4. Jump into a super industrial sized clothes dryer with a bunch of rocks. Tumble dry low.

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wear them under your school pants.....roll down a concrete hill.......jazzercise?

I was thinking the same thing! After I got my Nudies, I had to go to a wedding and I was so excited that I wore them under my dress pants (kinda lame ...:( ) haha oh well, its an idea. Or you could skateboard alot, ride a bike, do some jogging, use alot of starch, or if you could handle the heat, go mountain biking in them!

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