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When you spend more time on the internet reading about denim instead of porn.

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when you plan activities that you wouldn't normally do just so that your jeans can be more active (I went to the zoo today so I can have a reason to walk around in my jeans). The zoo was cool though, but I was more satisfied at the fact that my jeans got a workout.

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When you are highly allergic to poison ivy, but since it would get excellent wear on your jeans, you go out and clean out paths in the woods in 100 degree weather. When your woods are full of poison ivy.

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- You clear out your entire closet of all non-denim and measure out and mark lines of equal space in between each hanger and place a fan in front of your closet (instead of on yourself) even thought you live in a hot ass little apartment with no AC and its summer in Hawaii.

- You stop riding your bike and begin riding the bus at 4 dollars a day just to avoid extreme swamp ass and so you can cross your legs on the bus (left up on the way to school and right up on the way home).

- In the morning before getting dressed you smell the ass of your jeans and they are repulsive (enough to make you jerk your head back a little), but you shrug and put them on. When your girlfriend says to wash them you furrow your brow and laugh while shaking your head no.

- Before going to bed you take a shower to wear your new pair of raws to go to sleep.

n.

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Stop riding your bike?! Have we not covered the benefits of this in the evolution thread (see headtowall's NS)?

i have been riding like crazy, but i am little concerned about wearing out the crotch too quick.

- when you overthink riding your bike based around crotchwear on your jeans.

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^^Yeah its mainly a sweat issue as I live in HI and I have to respectfully diagree on the biking issue as it thins the hell out of the ass of the jeans, I posted about it in Prufrock's thread :

http://superfuture.com/city/supertalk/showthread.php?t=12565

- when you overthink riding your bike based around crotchwear on your jeans.

Yeah that too.

Anyway, I dont want to derail this thread as it is really funny, on with the denim neurosis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N.

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people are curious as to why you dont wash your jeans.

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I'll second that about the poison ivy...I'm sporting my okinawas today, even though I blundered into a patch of the ivy in them the other week...let's see if any of that ivy oil is still left on them...god i hope not...

...when you are posting about how much you love denim when you should be working on differential equations...

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I think chromesquared won this one. Not a contest, I know, but come on.

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when having blue balls is actually having blue balls
still dont believe that actually exists

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oh... they were blue after i got done skating yesterday. actually, everything that touched my jeans turned blue.

the other kind... i dont know about that.

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still dont believe that actually exists

oh yeah its true ,blue balls, hurt...=(

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oh yeah its true ,blue balls, hurt...=(

thats when you tell the girl you have to go piss, and finish yourself off in the bathroom while you curse her.

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Heres one from an experience last night:

You know youre addicted when youre at a Mariners game and you miss a home run because you were so mesmerized about the coloring progress of the whiskering on your rescues...and make your buddy miss it too because you were showing them off.

I wonder if theres any vacancy at the betty ford clinic...

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you know when you are addicted when:

when you take a shit and you adjust the way you pulled your pants down because the way the jeans scrunch is fucking up your whiskers and honeycombs.

-later days.

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You know youre addicted when youre at a Mariners game and you miss a home run because you were so mesmerized about the coloring progress of the whiskering on your rescues...and make your buddy miss it too because you were showing them off.

that is amazing. must be some ass-kicking rescues. go ichiro!

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you're addicted,when you spray the inside of your car with starch. to get the new raw denim smell.

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when you curse yourself for not wearing your denim after a night involving lots of running climbing and jumping.

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you're addicted,when you spray the inside of your car with starch. to get the new raw denim smell.

i may try that.

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When you can't sleep because you are going to buy dry jeans the next day.

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When you can't sleep because you are going to buy dry jeans the next day.

sounds very exicted, what pair you getting?

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hey chicken, so what have you found so far in terms of best phones for phone atari?

would it be overkill if we made another thread for best phones for jeans?

i'm actually in the same boat as you, need a phone and a big deciding factor will be atari.

hey, we could also get one of those nice belt bags... been looking for one that is non-fanny-pack-ish. coldrice had a super nice one. also, ryu has a very nice one.

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sounds very exicted, what pair you getting?

Atelier la durance Frontier pant....wearing him now and am thinking about the next one....addictions....:( which should be the Pace limited edition....or atelier la durance royal pant selvage....

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