superconfessional

[wesc]

omg.

i totally walked in on my roommate fapping.

its not really a confession, but i have to tell someone...

did he say "granny no ! " with pants to the ankles or was he like full blown naked on the bed with a porn mag/porno going full blast and going to town with the lotion next to him and kleenex ?

that would scar the my image of the roomate for life

[panicnation]

^was he fapping to the Supererotic thread? If so, no shame there.

[jeepster]

omg.

i totally walked in on my roommate fapping.

its not really a confession, but i have to tell someone...

hah, this has happened to me twice, but he was just finished. Pretty sure he was fapping to facebook too.

[kunk75]

^to you on facebook perhaps?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i own 15 ghost dunks

does that make me a dunkchain?

[edmond]

kunk what do you design?

[kunk75]

^lot of marketing/branding, but for the last 6-9 months, a lot of web development. from small sites for big companies to giant enterprise-level sites.

[culturalmulatto]

I want to strangle one of my co-workers who is incompetent when it comes to anything technology related (surprise- she is also pushing 50)...and she is disorganized as fuck which sometimes affects my work.

We dont even do anything that hard beyond word, excel and the likes but all it makes me think of is this:

[cheep]

im sick of girls who get fucking clingy once you have sex with them. really. its like they think they own you.

[edmond]

im sorry im just venting out.. these filipino kids here in manila thinks theyre black jeezzz.

and whats with those sign language thingy? care to help? fuck

[jeepster]

^to you on facebook perhaps?

it could be. I feel like he watches me sleep sometimes.

[brentos]

did you help him out, or at least provide some cheerleading, guiding him to sweet release?

hardly. though, the look on his face was priceless...

did he say "granny no ! " with pants to the ankles or was he like full blown naked on the bed with a porn mag/porno going full blast and going to town with the lotion next to him and kleenex ?

that would scar the my image of the roomate for life

sitting at laptop with pants at ankles. he must've heard me coming/have lots of experience with getting caught cause he was definitely prepared for the possibility of me coming in...

and yeah...somewhat scarred.

hah, this has happened to me twice, but he was just finished. Pretty sure he was fapping to facebook too.

yeah, im not sure what phase he was in, but that hardly matters...

i must say, it appeared he had quite the collection. i saw him close wmp and up came a folder with 50+ video files in it...

[jeepster]

^why does he bother dling? There are plenty of places to stream better/decent quality vids. Kinda lame to keep porn on your comp these days. It's like paying for Napster.

[kunk75]

my business partner was fixing my mac last week and happened upon my black chicks getting fisted videos. he just laughed it off as he's known me for years so no surprises.

my mom walked in one-time on my now wife, then girlfriend blowing me. awkward.

but, for the most part, i wouldn't care if someone caught me yanking it. it's a natural way to relieve stress and good for reproductive health.

[cheep]

with my last girlfriend, if she didnt want to have sex, which was often, id just lay in bed next to her and fap. id try to get as much on her as possible too.

[kunk75]

^wish i could rep again.

unless a woman has 3 or more jobs or children, should be getting it at least 4x a week. we go at least every other day or i start wrecking shit.

[cheep]

thats not the worst of it... i think she sucked my dick one time in one year, and would never let me fuck her from behind because she said it made her "feel like a dog"

i think shes a lesbian.

[kunk75]

^could be. i went out with a girl in college, and after i fucked her from behind the first time, she said it seemed vulgar and that "lovers should look into each other's eyes when making love." made the breakup call the next day. naked, stoned, with a box on my head, i told her "i loved her too much, couldn't handle it, had to let her go."

[cheep]

good call kunk.

lets see... what else should i confess...

im missing a show that some good friends of mine are playing... kids that i grew up skating with every day... to go see the black kids, who im not really into, with this cute little asian girl. i dont feel bad at all, because when i asked my friends to put me on the list they said no.

[wesc]

cheep gettin the yellow fevaaaaaaa?

ps.

will plus rep if cheep banged the crap out of the little asian girl. +pics

[cheep]

ill do my best

[sean_]

black kids are a fucking joke of a band

someone should probably kill them

[jeepster]

black kids are a fucking joke of a band

someone should probably kill them

seriously. who the fuck ever said they deserved to be signed/hyped/etc. fuck that band. they suck.

[knucks]

i've gotten walked in on whilst getting head in a laundry room, but by a drunk friend, not my mom.

[cheep]

i agree... they are a 2nd rate jacksonville club band. the short white guy used to wear the same jeans as my ex girlfriend. im not going for the music, im going because of the girl.

[78]

^why does he bother dling? There are plenty of places to stream better/decent quality vids. Kinda lame to keep porn on your comp these days. It's like paying for Napster.

why bother downloading? oh maaaaaaaaaaaan............ like a classic album you just need to see that classic shit again n' again n' again sometimes.......... also some repressed teen thing coming out in me 15yrs later............ Anita Blonde anyone?

cheep n' azn? woah......... next thing he's gonna be doing street grabs.........

edit: re: taking girls from behind......... the line you hear too often "but that's where I poo from" .......... pffffffffffffffffffffffft

[jeepster]

why bother downloading? oh maaaaaaaaaaaan............ like a classic album you just need to see that classic shit again n' again n' again sometimes.......... also some repressed teen thing coming out in me 15yrs later............ Anita Blonde anyone?

I mean, I can see the value of downloading and like burning to a storage DVD for future use, but I'm more of a one-time watcher. I'm down if I can't find anything to satisfy my needs in the heat of the moment, and I'll go back to some classic stuff, but I like having to discover new stuff. It makes it more exciting and fresh.

Can't argue with that.

[78]

fuck burning shit to DVDs when a teraPATRICKbyte HD (fuckin how lame was that joke?) costs $100 nowadays... and yeah searchin' for new talent is a given... and most of the shit I do DL I just delete after a browse..........

I can't believe I've downloaded 1.5TB in 6months..........

There is no end to jazz LPs....................

[jeepster]

fuck burning shit to DVDs when a teraPATRICKbyte HD (fuckin how lame was that joke?) costs $100 nowadays... and yeah searchin' for new talent is a given... and most of the shit I do DL I just delete after a browse..........

I can't believe I've downloaded 1.5TB in 6months..........

There is no end to jazz LPs....................

hahaha

shit

I'd feel guilty for dling that much porn.

Start flipping CD's filed with shit to grade school kids. Corrupt some minds, take some innocence, make a few bucks on the side...

[sistersuzie]

with my last girlfriend, if she didnt want to have sex, which was often, id just lay in bed next to her and fap. id try to get as much on her as possible too.

ive done it before and it doesn't always work