superconfessional

[mr fluffernutter]

it's an excuse for most things

"you're drunk"

"it's fine, i'm canadian"

"you smell like pigs"

"it's okay because i'm canadian"

[broneck]

you're a pedophile

no i'm not , i'm canadian and its the law

[mrip]

load times are gay

i have a hard drive loader on my ps2

so my shit loads quick

piracy ftw

[Guest winq]

still need to ship that controller lolol

[headcoat]

I use to raise these things and sell them so I could buy super nintendo games.

no joke

Did you breed them too? How much profit were you making per bird?

[skistar]

the guy at the gas station didn't charge me for my smokes...

usually I let them know when they miss ringing something up but I hate buying cigs and was only buying them to help me stay awake for my 9 hour drive so I didn't mind getting them for free.

[gfunkdocta]

no homo but tlc - diggin' on you

got me in a sentimental mood

h0tLZOG_ti8

[Leonard Leroy]

Did you breed them too? How much profit were you making per bird?

they wouldn't stop fucking, they were like rabbits. The pet store took them for 20 each, I sold to random people for 20-30. I had 4 breeding couples.

[the Repeater]

it's an excuse for most things

"you're drunk"

"it's fine, i'm canadian"

"you smell like pigs"

"it's okay because i'm canadian"

Dat shit's gonna run out

[GiZMO]

I never like to blame PMS for anything because it's stupid but damn this shit is stupid.

[seksu!]

i killlllllllll hey jude at karaoke

edit: and jay songs

[cjbreed]

no homo but tlc - diggin' on you

got me in a sentimental mood

that reminds me of something funny. a long time ago my girlfriend at the time and i met chilli from tlc and her husband at the time at a club in atlanta. eventually he actually asked me if i wanted to go home with them and do some swapping. his exact words were "i'll switch with ya". my girlfriend said absolutely not so it didn't happen but i did get to make out with chilli at the club for about 15 seconds. then my girlfriend got totally pissed and it became a big fight. true story. but i didn't feel guilty because i couldn't stand my girlfriend. it was already pretty much over.

but i actually came over here to say that i'm kinda surprised at how sad i was to hear that edmond's (demonito's) dad had died. it just seems really sad...

[thedaniway]

i went to go pee, and i brought a book with me and sat on the toilet for 1 1/2 reading.

[wesc]

I measured my hips this morning and it comes in at 37" inches, is that normal for a guy ? do i have the hips of a birthing mother ? jeez. wth. im 5'11 btw.

[m1sterko]

the widest parrt of my bod measures at 37 inch

[travisio]

i'm 39". just out of curiosity, why did you measure your hips? just randomly felt the urge to quantify the size of your hips?

[m1sterko]

i did it at the widest part of my body like when im standing upright.

its like where my pelvis is.. (thats where i measured)

[samsikle]

my mom just told me to tell my brother's friends to stop throwing the cigarette butts on the neighbors roof. when actually i'm the culprit ;X

[thedaniway]

i'm pleasantly surprised to find that i haven't been in the WAYWT shit talking thread for a little while now. i basically made a pact to myself that i'd never look in that thread ever again... hm.

[freecat]

that's because we got bored of it, and we all have our opinion on this. btw i wanted to rep you for your cute kitteh.

[DüM]

thedaniway, I have no idea what you're wearing but it always looks so cheap. the huge sunglasses and the gold flip flops look every other CWG.

you're on internet now! you should know better.

[fadingblue]

Dat shit's gonna run out

Its okay, he's Canadian.

[m1sterko]

i just watched speed racer... to me its under rated by others.

i had a blast watching it

[broneck]

i just utterly destoryed the bathroom at work with a malevolent fucking shit.

seriously i think i just exorcised some demons from my asshole (which now feels like I have a jalepeno pepper sticking out of it)

I need an ice cube.

[azn8oi]

winq and i have been calling those kinds of shits 'devil shit' for years now.

COINCIDENCE?

[azn8oi]

there was one time where i had to hold in my shit for several hours because i didnt have a chance to go.

when i finally went, the shit was exploded from my anus and was shaped like a perfect spherical ball. not only did it hurt to explode out, but to add insult to injury, that shit hit the water and BOUNCED BACK UP. it touched my asscheeks.

I called that one a ricoshit cus it ricocheted back up

[azn8oi]

i've been drinking slurpees almost everyday for the last 2 weeks because 7-eleven is across the street from my job. they sell metal straws now and i bought one. i also bought one of those "collectable" cups that are made of hard plastic so i can go back everyday and refill on the cheap.

this is not helping me lose weight.

[dunkin deeznuts]

i've been drinking slurpees almost everyday for the last 2 weeks because 7-eleven is across the street from my job. they sell metal straws now and i bought one. i also bought one of those "collectable" cups that are made of hard plastic so i can go back everyday and refill on the cheap.

this is not helping me lose weight.

u gonna get diabetes.........

[landho]

i've been drinking slurpees almost everyday for the last 2 weeks because 7-eleven is across the street from my job. they sell metal straws now and i bought one. i also bought one of those "collectable" cups that are made of hard plastic so i can go back everyday and refill on the cheap.

this is not helping me lose weight.

Like the idea of using a metal straw as a weapon if you are a kung-fu master, kind of like the way kung-fu masters of old would use metal flutes, metal fans, and metal chopsticks to engage in shenanigans and also to kick ass.

[thedaniway]

thedaniway, I have no idea what you're wearing but it always looks so cheap. the huge sunglasses and the gold flip flops look every other CWG.

you're on internet now! you should know better.

well, that's because it IS cheap... except for the sunglasses.