superconfessional

[Fuuma]

i think i'm turning into a recluse.

And a rapist? I guess you're the little version so maybe not

[kelleydenham]

I had an identity crisis last night and almost bought a bus ticket to NYC. I had no clue what I wanted to do once I got there, but I was on the verge of dropping everything and going to NYC with my clothes, laptop, and the little bit of cash I had.

[Spaghettini]

i feel like you people don't understand the function of this thread

 

during college after a particularly potent combination of tequila and delirium tremens i went to a house party at the New School (bunch of drama and music students). the girl i brought with me was too drunk to fuck which made me feel some type a way. basically turnt into a drunken monster, very fucked up and repugnant. i was on line for the bathroom and didn't feel like waiting so i took a gallon sized piss into a full laundry hamper. started yelling at random people, breaking things, etc. when the owner of the apartment tried to calm me down i took his pack of cigarettes, lit one, then dumped an entire beer onto his bed and challenged him to fight me. im also pretty sure i stole something on the way out but i cant remember what.

 

this was when i had what is affectionately referred to as "a drinking problem". i helped carry some lady in a wheelchair up a flight of stairs the next morning as penance.

[SSchadenfreude]

^living tuff!

I'm old now. Sometimes I just piss in half a bottle of icetea. Leave it by the garbage and hope that some homeless piece of shit will take a sip.

Last fight I was in was at hostess bar. Poured drink on girls head and called ugly whore etc. tried to fight bartender etc. spit and flicked cigs at the owner. Ran away before cops came. Not nearly as cool as u.

[Miso Moo]

i feel like you people don't understand the function of this thread

 

during college after a particularly potent combination of tequila and delirium tremens i went to a house party at the New School (bunch of drama and music students). the girl i brought with me was too drunk to fuck which made me feel some type a way. basically turnt into a drunken monster, very fucked up and repugnant. i was on line for the bathroom and didn't feel like waiting so i took a gallon sized piss into a full laundry hamper. started yelling at random people, breaking things, etc. when the owner of the apartment tried to calm me down i took his pack of cigarettes, lit one, then dumped an entire beer onto his bed and challenged him to fight me. im also pretty sure i stole something on the way out but i cant remember what.

 

this was when i had what is affectionately referred to as "a drinking problem". i helped carry some lady in a wheelchair up a flight of stairs the next morning as penance.

Would be a way cooler story if you went back to the house the next morning and owned up to your shit. 

 

I used to be quite boisterous when I was younger, one night I got trashed and went for a piss in a bar toilet. I ended up ripping the urinal off the wall. I don't know why I did it, I just did. The next morning I went back to the bar with a brand new urinal and fixed that fucker back to the wall.

[Miso Moo]

I had an identity crisis last night and almost bought a bus ticket to NYC. I had no clue what I wanted to do once I got there, but I was on the verge of dropping everything and going to NYC with my clothes, laptop, and the little bit of cash I had.

Why didn't you?

[ProfMonnitoff]

My high school gf just got married and I'm feeling all kinds of Drake

[bill]

One of my high school gf (two years younger than me) is a single mom with two kids. ha.

[gettoasty]

i was never a big club goer in college, but my g/f at the time was a big dancer of sorts (typical kag). went to some club inside a mall in hollywood strip (kodak theatre?). i also have a peeing problem in public, so was walking off and on the dance floor to use the mens restroom hoping it was empty. but you know, with all the drinking happening there was a line of dudes. i ended up holding my piss till the end of the night. as everyone was clearing out, i saw my exit and hid behind a corner of the mall that was out of the public view. there was also a giant plant in a vase to block the view. the g/f found or followed me (can't remember which) and looked out while i let out my piss against the wall. i kept thinking whether the janitorial team would discover this. 

 

i was in ktown one night with some buddies in LA. we had some korean bbq first then went to some late night korean bar that was lively. proceeded to drink throughout the night. of course, the restroom was super busy but i tried to time it while it was not as full. i ended going into the stall (there was 1 2 urinals and 2 stalls). dudes kept funneling in anyways and I ended up looking like i was taking a shit since i thought it'd help if I sat down. I just heard a bunch of "WTFFF" and giggling outside of my stall. I ended up not being able to piss and walked out. luckily the place was very dark inside with loud music. at the end of the night while waiting for cars to leave the parking lot (valet parking or something) i sneaked away and found a dark alley to what seemed like a locked gate to someones front apartment. i just proceeded to piss on their doorstep.

[e0d9n0b5]

[mr fluffernutter]

teehee wtf

[Chris0h]

im sad

[frasier oiseau]

thinking of selling all my clothes and paring my wardrobe down to two pairs of shoes and like 10 pieces of clothing

[alexthephallus]

donate it all to the phallus collection of cute clothes

[Muzikojo]

today i visibly engaged in a hearty chuckle when I saw a young 5'3 filipino male pass by me wearing clothes made specifically for black people

 

is this some form of camouflage ?

 

maybe we will never know

Edited November 13, 2013 by Muzikojo

[WussWayne]

I browse SZ discussions sometimes and occasionally I get overwhelmed by how they type their sentences. I think I'm stupid.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

today i visibly engaged in a hearty chuckle when I saw a young 5'3 filipino male pass by me wearing clothes made specifically for black people

 

is this some form of camouflage ?

 

maybe we will never know

 

assimilation is hard.

when i first moved here from the philippines, age eight, i wore a spiderman mask on the school bus for a long time.

[herpsky]

I browse SZ discussions sometimes and occasionally I get overwhelmed by how they type their sentences. I think I'm stupid.

Intelligence = being able to convey the most complicated ideas with simple sentences that anyone can understand. 

 

Think about Malcom Gladwell (not that I'm a big reader or anything). His writing style is incredibly simple but offers great insights and presents really complicated ideas.

 

I used to think using big words and writing complex sentences was cool. It turns out that the smartest brus in academia use very concise, simple sentences.

Edited November 13, 2013 by herpsky

[Magsåvningsreserven]

indubitably

[ProfMonnitoff]

Malcolm Gladwell is a scumbag, but it takes a genius to pull off a career like that

http://shameproject.com/profile/malcolm-gladwell-2/

[Fuuma]

Malcolm Gladwell is a scumbag, but it takes a genius to pull off a career like that

http://shameproject.com/profile/malcolm-gladwell-2/

 

Malcom Gladwell is a major bullshitter, he lacks rigor to such a level that his books are basically infomercials. Best quote about Blink I saw "Blink makes the tipping point sound like critique of pure reason".

 

He almost makes Thomas Friedman looks convincing, if such a thing is at all possible.

Edited November 13, 2013 by Fuuma

[dovo]

Ya so I heavily fucks with Drakes "worst behavior". Im not really sure why but shits been in heavy rotation. neg away

[skeetinmynose]

[bueno]

Ya so I heavily fucks with Drakes "worst behavior". Im not really sure why but shits been in heavy rotation. neg away

Whole album is actually pretty decent imo. neg away

[jayrock]

im sad

 

i, too, am extremely butthurt at the moment for whatever reason

 

chalking it up to seasonal depression and it getting pitch black at 5:30pm now. bullshit.

 

also, the holidays suck and that's right around the corner

Edited November 15, 2013 by jayrock

[timber]

Once when I was in America I uncurled a crumpled ten dollar bill and felt a moment of pretty strong attraction towards the face of Alexander Hamilton.

 

 

[blkrd]

I really have no idea what I'm doing most of the time.

But somehow it works out.

[SSchadenfreude]

I really have no idea what I'm doing most of the time.

But somehow it works out.

wtf?  should anyone here give a fuck?

[rafsemens]

Whole album is actually pretty decent imo. neg away

i neg'd you for implying liking drake is a neg-worthy offence 

[shoreman]

i neg'd you for implying liking drake is a neg-worthy offence 

That in itself might actually be a neg-worthy offence.