superconfessional

[OkayOkay]

^ Tim's Jalapeno chips are amazing.

[i wear shooes]

^ Tim's Jalapeno chips are amazing.

exactly what I have been eating.

Bought a PARTY PACK and have been having a party by myself.

so yummy

[OkayOkay]

I don't know if they stopped distribution in my area or what, but I can't find them anywhere. I looked at the site and am about to just order a case or carton or whatever.

[squirtlepk]

wish i could wear jeans at work

gotta buy a whole new wardrobe

[OkayOkay]

thanks for the kind words guys, very appreciated. If there's anyone on here with experience with FTP or even Alzheimer's I'd really love some info. His type is pretty rare and there isn't much research on it (Pick's Disease), but it'd be nice to hear from someone else on what to expect and how they handled it.

[dovo]

I had one weird ass fucking dream last night.

Im chillin smoking a cigarette at the beach ( I don't even smoke) and this lady (early forties Brunette giant tits) asks me if I had a light, dream teleport to her place and I get her to strip and give me a lap dance, shit gets ruffff and we start going at. All of a sudden she starts shitting ALL OVER THE PLACE. And then I took a shit too.

WTF

[dino might]

Why in the world do so many butch lesbians still take the time to shave their pits and legs? It just doesn't compute..

(can we PLEASE reopen random thoughts already?)

[haploid]

I had one weird ass fucking dream last night.

Im chillin smoking a cigarette at the beach ( I don't even smoke) and this lady (early forties Brunette giant tits) asks me if I had a light, dream teleport to her place and I get her to strip and give me a lap dance, shit gets ruffff and we start going at. All of a sudden she starts shitting ALL OVER THE PLACE. And then I took a shit too.

WTF

hahahh omg thanks for sharing this

[youre sketch]

Why in the world do so many butch lesbians still take the time to shave their pits and legs? It just doesn't compute..

(can we PLEASE reopen random thoughts already?)

I know more women that aren't butch lesbians that don't shave. Butch lesbians are strange. and sometimes very hostile.

[ohsnap]

i wanna superfucksmash kreayshawn on the dance floor while gucci, gucci is being played by dj's scottm/homi

[haploid]

i wanna superfucksmash kreayshawn on the dance floor while gucci, gucci is being played by dj's scottm/homi

i want to be the one to call in the tactical air strike on the club ok??? superfutureritualisticsuicide

[asher_roslynn]

Had my annual work review today, and was praised fairly high against everyone else's reviews in comparison, yet we all still fall short of company expectations.

I'm looking for a new job.

[Scais]

last minute travel plans have me in seoul for 11 days. Im going to see my ex. I am terrified and excited all at once. fuck.

[OkayOkay]

i want to be the one to call in the tactical air strike on the club ok??? superfutureritualisticsuicide

just give me a few seconds to carry Basedqueens out before the strike so I can look like a hero to her.

[Gatefold]

My right eye has been twitching at random intervals for the last ~4 days and it's really starting to piss me off.

I don't think anyone can even see it, but it feels like they can so I'm constantly covering my eye.

[automaton]

do you smoke a lot of weed?

...that happens to me sometimes when I smoke a lot

[ohsnap]

i have no clue why i'm feening for accessories

on the want-to-cop list: se feather ring / pocket square / black lanyard

blurring the line between ninja and railroad worker. what the fuck is going on?

[shufon]

My right eye has been twitching at random intervals for the last ~4 days and it's really starting to piss me off.

I don't think anyone can even see it, but it feels like they can so I'm constantly covering my eye.

Just wait it out.. haploid had this same problem, I had it about 8 months ago.. mine went on for 2 weeks, went to the doctor, she told me to wait it out and eventually it went away.

[RRL Stine]

I was feeling the same exact way wednesday night. Sometimes it's good to go out and kick it with a few close friends but then there are the losers who are always trying to emulate what they see on MTV. Trying to be ballers in the club and what not, total buzzkill.

[sean_]

don't worry guys, being gay is totally acceptable in this day and age

[bfan]

yea I wish my friends had better taste in music.

amardeep you got swooped on dude. last week almost the exact same thing happened to me, was at a party at this rich kid's place and he pulled her aside started talking and gave her shots of grey goose and bam, what do you know, got swooped just like that

[TTM]

i hope you at least got her number...?

But been there man, i was LEAVING a bar at bar time when some hood rats start saying shit to the girl i'm with. Shes a dumbass so she eats it up and goes over there all like "attention?? :D"

long story short i didnt get any, she is fat and i dont talk to her anymore.

[amardeep]

i guess the part that got me the most was the look she gave me after I said I was leaving. sort of a "i realize what i did to you tonight" type of thing, or maybe that's just me imposing it on her. but something was there.

main gripe is just that I rarely meet like-minded broads, I'll just leave it at that.

I got her number, but I know I'm never going to see her again, and I knew that before she even gave it to me.

[Guest Methimphibian]

Why didn't you just invite her back to your pad to drink instead of going to a bar full of wolves:confused:

[broneck]

i guess the part that got me the most was the look she gave me after I said I was leaving. sort of a "i realize what i did to you tonight" type of thing, or maybe that's just me imposing it on her. but something was there.

main gripe is just that I rarely meet like-minded broads, I'll just leave it at that.

I got her number, but I know I'm never going to see her again, and I knew that before she even gave it to me.

i bet you coulda fucked her in the bathroom

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[dino might]

I know more women that aren't butch lesbians that don't shave. Butch lesbians are strange. and sometimes very hostile.

Same gos for me.. Like straight feminist bicycle girls..

And I'm not referring to the tomboy looking lesbians that are still clearly girls and feminine but in a less dainty way yknow, I mean real butch. Boob-binding, masculine haircut, clothes, speech... Yet silky smooth legs? I work with such an individual currently saving up for female to male surgery and the whole nine........... with shaved legs and pits. Can't even begin to wrap my head around it.

[youre sketch]

I live around a bunch of hippies and lesbians. Butch lesbians make me nervous. They are slightly aggressive and easily offended.

I do know some confused (sexually) women that may be mistaken for hippies that don't shave.

[ohsnap]

i fucking love to krump/get buck

[bruised]

i will now go to home depot to hire two mexicans to pull weeds in my yard as i work on my motorcycles in the garage. i think i will pay em 10 bucks an hour.

[mrchariybrown]

I live around a bunch of hippies and lesbians. Butch lesbians make me nervous. They are slightly aggressive and easily offended.

I feel you on that one.. super awkward confrontation with one a while back..

butch lesbian - "you checking my girl out?"

me - *befuddled* "oh, dude, no.. I mean girl miss uh ma'am.. uh I mean I wouldn't.. not that she's not hot man.. GIRL!"

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