superconfessional

[16steps]

i hit up my manager from when i used to work at diesel tonight.

She gave me the best head ive gotten in a long long time. Probably ever. cool story bro to myself.

[dismalfuture]

hey

i like a girl.

whoa whoa whoa.

I like a girl too (from Canada... thank you Canada!)

Will probably lose interest in her soon though, because I am so picky. She is pretty mellow, and unfortunately, I am not like that. Also, she is super clean-cut, professional, and has a very moderate sense of humor, whereas I have none of those. =\ Where are the beautiful, talented, intelligent, and rich Korean and Japanese women?

[DüM]

will you accept these women in pillow form?

[tac0tron]

I never want to be this high again.

[Gatefold]

I'm a socially inept anime watching nerd, and a complete shithead to boot. I don't understand why people want to hang out with me.

[tac0tron]

I'm a socially inept anime watching nerd, and a complete shithead to boot. I don't understand why people want to hang out with me.

You're lucky. Some people aren't any of those things and still no one wants to hang out with them.

[f50fan]

Troof ^^ and those people who still want to hang out with you are called good friends (usually)

[echoepidemic]

my boss said to me "lately with you i feel like an old fag getting hustled"

well fuck you too

[Analog]

either way its great exercise

I'd rather grind my dong

[Analog]

my boss said to me "lately with you i feel like an old fag getting hustled"

well fuck you too

Need to hold up your end of his schlong

[Analog]

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[lak]

my boss just asked me to open up a branch in brooklyn. what.

[tac0tron]

dude. do it.

[lak]

i think i might have to, after this summer.

[sawn-off chef]

my boss just asked me to open up a branch in brooklyn. what.

Fucking whaaaaaaat? Roomies.

[16steps]

my boss just asked me to open up a branch in brooklyn. what.

hire me

i need som eeast coast beezies

whatever your line of work is, i dont give a fuck, ill figure it out

east coasting

[DüM]

hire me

10 chars

[16steps]

look at that, you already have two employees

you'd be foolish not to do it

[echoepidemic]

haha... yeah man... what's the gig?!

[tac0tron]

I never want to be this high again.

I lied 10char.

[sean_]

neil young is the best dude ever

[lak]

hire me

i need som eeast coast beezies

whatever your line of work is, i dont give a fuck, ill figure it out

east coasting

my work brings in mad beezies... (0)

haha... yeah man... what's the gig?!

...and it's a board game cafe, we just franchised (i think we're the only one operating in north america at the moment).

[16steps]

/\ well, you know where i stand on the issue

[Phyziks]

Board game cafe? There's one in Toronto called Snakes and Lattes. Place is fucking bomb and always packed, so I think it would be highly successful.

[velomane]

Board game cafe? There's one in Toronto called Snakes and Lattes. Place is fucking bomb and always packed, so I think it would be highly successful.

I remember visiting one in Montreal in the early '90s. Great fun. No idea if it's still there though.

[sean_]

i neg repped ktothe cuz he made a reaaaaaally shitty joke and he retaliatory negged me

if you can't take the heat don't make the shitty joke bro, u soft

[homi29]

my boss just asked me to open up a branch in brooklyn. what.

where do you work?

[evisu 2000]

board game cafes what the fuck?

[echoepidemic]

im at a loss

[DüM]

diamonds,

hire me

thanks,

dum