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every time Dijonnaise post, his name makes me think of mustard

then i get hungry.

i think of this super fucking awesome mayo-mustard sauce i bought in france. and then i get sad because i used it all up. :( someone send me moar plz. will send peanut butter in exchange.

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Im in love with a girl, and she cant do no wrong.

And ive become a bitch in the eyes of my friends because of it.

Its aight, they dont know her like I do.

enjoy that bull shit while it lasts kid, a good friend is worth a thousand times more than a bitch, i was in your shoes. i fucked up the one friendship i value more than anything and i'm still rebuilding that shit. don't let your vision blur because you ain't the one getting a facial, she is.

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i'm such a jerk sometimes. i was chatting with the cute russian kid in my class during lecture. he was saying something about how he wanted to ask the professor out for coffee to holler at her and that i was jealous because he didn't ask me. so he sent me an email

Dear Samantha,

Thy hair smells of roses and your looks are of utmost perfection. Philosophical coffee?

with love,

xxx

and i replied:

Dear xxx,

No thanks.

Fondly,

Samantha

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I have never been shut down by a girl like that before.

YEOATCHHWHWOTHOWTHOHHOUCH,. k

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damn it, why do i get hit on by dudes all the time! this is not cool. like i know the answer to this questions already, because my crew is all girls except for myself basically, but still, not cool

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jammed a package into the drop off at the post office and it might have been too big and jammed the chute shut... whops walked right out, shit will be delivered

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went to the utilities office to pay my electric bill yesterday and this old Mexican guy was at the window next to me pleading with them to turn his power back on. He was $97 short and they wouldn't do anything. I hella wanted to give him the cash, but literally every penny in my name is committed to other bills. I maybe coulda made it work though. I feel bad.

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i think of this super fucking awesome mayo-mustard sauce i bought in france. and then i get sad because i used it all up. :( someone send me moar plz. will send peanut butter in exchange.

here's some virtual one

Mayonnaise-Amora.jpg

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went to the utilities office to pay my electric bill yesterday and this old Mexican guy was at the window next to me pleading with them to turn his power back on. He was $97 short and they wouldn't do anything. I hella wanted to give him the cash, but literally every penny in my name is committed to other bills. I maybe coulda made it work though. I feel bad.

Damn, you shoulda helped him out. Good karma.

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i miss my man so much. everything makes me think of him. and it tickles of love, and tickles of burning.

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for the last 48 hours i've only been smoking and playing gta:episodes from liberty city. tomorrow is a holiday and i've got no class on thursday. it's gonna be a slowwww week.

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Damn, you shoulda helped him out. Good karma.

I know... I felt bad when I left. And thought about it all last night.

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he probably has kids or grandkids too. And they're all sitting in the dark. I actually feel really bad.

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i miss my man so much. everything makes me think of him. and it tickles of love, and tickles of burning.

....chlamydia? (just playing)

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I am on the cusp of a relationship and all I can think about is sleeping with other women. I think about that when not being on the cusp of a relationship, but I find myself even more middle-of-the-road about this than I usually am.

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i'm gonna open a grocery store in the us with stuff imported from france. cereals, sauce, microwaveable stuff... and create a hude buzz around it.

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thinking of taking that PT job offer from aritzia...

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i'm gonna open a grocery store in the us with stuff imported from france. cereals, sauce, microwaveable stuff... and create a hude buzz around it.

and biscuit cookies with white chocolate mmmmmmmmm

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Pecoblanc2.jpg

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man I love those!

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i'm gonna open a grocery store in the us with stuff imported from france. cereals, sauce, microwaveable stuff... and create a hude buzz around it.

It already exists in certain cities that have alot of french people in them.

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yeah i guess. there has been french people in america for a while...

sam, why not. i'll get back at you when i can afford the shipping!

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french people ??? in the americas? ??

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