superconfessional

[almondcrush]

^ just used the knife parts of two waiters corkscrews like pincers

i confess that i got skilss

[Guest DUM]

I am sure I broke some shit in there by now. I've tried lots of things.

[Leonard Leroy]

Oh cock and balls, I cut myself shaving with a cheap razor, because I broke my awesome razor. Gushing blood from the neck, yay.

[wEstSidE]

you dont need 2 shave ur azn lol

[enatoka]

finally talked to the broad, now i just need to get in her pants. god im so good.

[Leonard Leroy]

you dont need 2 shave ur azn lol

I got like five hairs to shave here and there so that I look adoptable kkkk?

[keagan]

-had an impromptu yard sale in the park with a well-known and also homeless DJ

who???????

[kenthenoob]

i shave in hopes of being able to grow a beard... damn you caucasian/african/hispanic people with your hair!! especially indians!! thought i don't want to be that hairy... i hope this post didn't offend anyone.

[wEstSidE]

evr seen hawt suth azn gurl but den seh got MUSTCAHCE???

wtf????

y dat b??? lyk dey put on makup n shit but den dey aint shav da mustache???

[Leonard Leroy]

No sir, can't say I relate. Then again I'm not into Asian girls, and the best looking ones are related to me.

[Brooklyn Zoo]

working the "vip sale...?" at fred segal tommorow, never done that before

[soraanaam]

my parents are in honolulu for 2 weeks and the past 5 days all ive been doing is wake and bake and ditching school to go eat free sushi and drinks, man i cant believe im saying this, but i wish my mom would be at home so she could keep me on track. love you mom

[ProfMonnitoff]

I'm seriously considering to try starting a relationship with one of my housemates.

Pro:

She's gorgeous

We get along really really well

She's sending signals

Con:

She's my housemate

She has the worst taste in music ever. As I type this, she's listening to a live version of the Hanson song Do Bop on her laptop.

[goldengloves]

I'm home feeling sick as shit. At least I have "knocked up" to keep me entertained today...

[wEstSidE]

I'm seriously considering to try starting a relationship with one of my housemates.

Pro:

She's gorgeous

We get along really really well

She's sending signals

Con:

She's my housemate

She has the worst taste in music ever. As I type this, she's listening to a live version of the Hanson song Do Bop on her laptop.

HURT BRAAAAN

[onemancult]

fuk her tu da beat of mmbop. she wil lyke dat. an der femme voisces will turn u on moar.

[cuddlysheep]

if you do and shit dont work one of you guys might have to move out.

I'm seriously considering to try starting a relationship with one of my housemates.

Pro:

She's gorgeous

We get along really really well

She's sending signals

Con:

She's my housemate

She has the worst taste in music ever. As I type this, she's listening to a live version of the Hanson song Do Bop on her laptop.

[onemancult]

hit that hit that hit that hit that hit that

[mrbrightsside]

I'm seriously considering to try starting a relationship with one of my housemates.

Pro:

She's gorgeous

We get along really really well

She's sending signals

Con:

She's my housemate

She has the worst taste in music ever. As I type this, she's listening to a live version of the Hanson song Do Bop on her laptop.

don't do it

get with another chick

threesome?

[darkanimal]

sounds liek a conry white housemate.. go for it!

[samsikle]

i cut class today because i ran out of gas to get to school. but i'm really gonna stay home and read harry potter

[destructodisk]

I found the perfect solution to being tired in the mornings:

Sleep through all my classes.

[soraanaam]

i never sleep in class, cuz if i do, might as well not come. everytime i sleep on the table and wakeup its horrible, my neck hurts and if i sleep upright ima get owned by the people sitting next to me, i got a hitler from a sharpie and it aint cool

[destructodisk]

I meant just stay in bed and sleep while my classes are going on.

I can't sleep in class.

[cureOne]

i hope omc and artificialsky don't get infractions for taking the girlfriend thread to epicly creepy proportions

[wEstSidE]

my mind/brain

it actually does hurt a lot.

[DaBestSpoona]

I'm seriously considering to try starting a relationship with one of my housemates.

Pro:

She's gorgeous

We get along really really well

She's sending signals

Con:

She's my housemate

She has the worst taste in music ever. As I type this, she's listening to a live version of the Hanson song Do Bop on her laptop.

or let one of us hit it

[Guest jmatsu]

how does the infraction point system work? how do the mods determine how many bad points should be appointed? i got another infraction....

sufu lesbians 09-27-2007 01:04 PM12-26-2007 12:04 PM 2offensive postdenimdestroyedmylife

sufu lesbians

are there any lesbian members here? what kind of denim do you wear? could you suggest some reputable dental dams? are mullets still cool?

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the axis powers

executive hater

that's okay cause i still like ddml. i was just inquiring cause my pal, she just came out of the closet and doesn't know about gay culture. so she wanted me to inquire. oh well....

[wEstSidE]

lowerye gave me an infranction 4 not lykin sum1 cluthin

[onemancult]

i dun haff any fractions, i are god.