superconfessional

[andewhall]

fanks SweezeNinJArastafar-eye.

I haven't talked to Air for ages...where is he.

[jeepster]

i have an article due for the town paper tomorrow. its about 250 words short. i feel like just filling it with trite dribble or curses, but obviously, i'd get kicked out of the job, and i need it for my resume (fuck tildes/accent marks), so im so goddamn bored.

i kinda regret hanging out with older chick yesterday, cause i was just thinking all day about her (more importantly he amazing anatomy), and realizing, girls my age aren't as fit. theres one girl, but she jocked me around already and i gave up on her, maybe ill pick it up again to get my mind off older chick...

the jam are very good.

[Guest jmatsu]

the jam are very good.

yeah, i like strawberry. what is your favorite flavor?

[jeepster]

yeah, i like strawberry. what is your favorite flavor?

im big on strawberry, but also the band.

rasberry is very good though. jmat, are you a jelly on eggo waffles kinda guy? thats one bitchin combo.

[wEstSidE]

some recent porn has great soundtracks. from cheesy funk to smooth acid jazz.

nah it's just not the same anymore...it doesn't need the "fuzzyness" (aka VHS quality) but i REQUIRE absolutely that the music is terrible. nowadays it's hard to find stuff with sufficiently cheezy/bad songs or even a soundtrack at all! so much fake "amateur" stuff...boring...except the abusive ones those are cool.

the spanish overdubz take it next level...spanish on top of english...HA!

[Guest jmatsu]

nah it's just not the same anymore...it doesn't need the "fuzzyness" (aka VHS quality) but i REQUIRE absolutely that the music is terrible. nowadays it's hard to find stuff with sufficiently cheezy/bad songs or even a soundtrack at all! so much fake "amateur" stuff...boring...except the abusive ones those are cool.

the spanish overdubz take it next level...spanish on top of english...HA!

there were some weird japanese lesbian frenching soft touch vids in myspace. i don't know who it is, but some guy used all these rnb 80/90's love songs over that shit. the music was so bad that i just couldn't jerk off.

[Guest jmatsu]

that's some n.E.x.T. LEVEL shit. you got a link???

you're gonna have to search thru a bunch, cause i can't remembe the poster's name.

kinda emabarrassing, but search for "japanese lesbians." hahaha.

[dizzle]

i download ameircan porn that has bad spanish overdubs...and cheesy instrumental rock...i like it better than pro amerikkkan pron.n

I seen one of these, when I first started watching I was kinda confused...like yo these bitches mouths aren't moving with what they sayin

then I understood what was going on and continued to enjoy the movie. I think I like regular porn better cuz I wanna hear wtf is going on the pornos

[wEstSidE]

translates to - "hey i'm hear 2 kleen ur pipez, lol"

"orly???"

"orly."

"i havne't got moniez!!!! howlese kan pay???"

"i got an idea <unzipz>"

[mrip]

I always mute the porn im watching and listen to my own music.

[Guest jmatsu]

I always mute the porn im watching and listen to my own music.

i wouldn't be able to cum.

[broneck]

confession: porn doesn't give me boners unless i can hear the girls.

edit ^^^ weiiiirrddddd

[wEstSidE]

we already had a thread about that.

newyz datz borin...EXTREME is were it b @ SUN!!! datz y i like da crazy dubz n bad pronogroovez...or i just hit da fast foward button.

[mrip]

Playing your own music is practically necessary if you watch Japanese porn. The girls are practically crying when they are getting boned.

For American porn I dont mute it as much.

[Guest jmatsu]

Playing your own music is practically necessary if you watch Japanese porn. The girls are practically crying when they are getting boned.

For American porn I dont mute it as much.

it's a part of japanese culture.

[mrip]

Are mosiacs part of Japanese culture?

[jeepster]

im always amazing that they moan so much in japanese porn. japanese guys honestly aren't so well endowed that some little cute japanese girl should be almost crying from how "good" (relative) it is.

always struck me as funny.

[broneck]

vaginas are proportionate

[Guest DUM]

I just quit my job, probably too soon, would've helped to put in two weeks to maintain good terms but fuuuuck that.

It felt great..now I need to apply lots of places haha.

[MisunderstoodGenius]

Some times at work I have the small private thought that I wished I was Tom Cruise in cocktail, and then I wake up to reality.

[DJ_Flame]

I'm so fucking pissed, I dropped a finger ring on the subway and was oblivious until an hour ago. Fuck, it was too small for me anyways but motherfucking dog balls.

[Guest jmatsu]

im always amazing that they moan so much in japanese porn. japanese guys honestly aren't so well endowed that some little cute japanese girl should be almost crying from how "good" (relative) it is.

always struck me as funny.

this is just a stereotypical propoganda. the truth of the matter is that the jap porn industry purposely hires males with small dicks so that the customers who buy/watch the vids/dvds won't feel inferior.

[broneck]

i let my guard down with a girl i was seeing, and now she has all the hand...i haven't done this shit since grade 10, fuck this girl.

[palabok]

I defecated in a public restroom for the first time in my life today.

[ddohnggo]

it's a traumatizing experience. i still can't make myself go in a public restroom unless it's a true shitastic emergency.

[junglejane]

I've noticed that the US is the country where people most fart in public bathrooms. I mean, I walk in and I'm already hearing prrppp-prprrrrrp coming from the stalls. every time. wtf?

</ass talk>

[palabok]

it's a traumatizing experience. i still can't make myself go in a public restroom unless it's a true shitastic emergency.

Indeed it is. I couldn't help it though, my stomach was really hurting after eating a fruit salad with cottage cheese. It was kind of annoying having to prep the toilet for the misdeed. I had to layer 2 of those protective seat sheets, then I followed up by lining the sheets with a whole bunch of individual TP pieces.

[will_i_am]

i just farted. hehe.

I've noticed that the US is the country where people most fart in public bathrooms. I mean, I walk in and I'm already hearing prrppp-prprrrrrp coming from the stalls. every time. wtf?

</ass talk>

so.

girls fart?

:confused: :confused:

[cuddlysheep]

they also take a shit,but we never know when. :confused::confused:

so.

girls fart?

:confused: :confused:

[Ahlvahroe]

I defecated in a public restroom for the first time in my life today.

ive always had stomach issues so if i have to go, i go. my brother on the other hand is completely different he just does not use public bathrooms. when we went to tokyo he actually waited till we got to the hotel room till he went, it took us about 18, including plane delays and getting lost on the way to the hotel. and he told me afterward that he was hurting to use the bathroom, and even refused to go at the airport, but i did use it at narita, hella clean.