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how do you play with bees? when i was a kid my cousin hit a hive with a tennis ball and a couple of bees stung me so i ve always been abit nervous around bees.

bumblees specifically

you wait for them to get so fat they cant fly and you put em in your hand

and i cant say they never stung me :(

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the category of "corny" chicks often includes (but is not limited to):

girls who frequent the campus bar

cheerleaders/ex cheerleaders

girls in uggs/lulu lemon/flares

girls who still watch the hills or laguna beach

my buddy's housemate who yells at me to pull up my pants and buy jeans that aren't so tight

etc

etc

etc

also ... she wears jeans with no pockets :(

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...and still no mention of what this girl looks like. wtf where the vids at?

She seems like the type of girl you could start a website with. Could be a decent way to supplement your income.

clopek

plz start a porno site and give us free passes.

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bumblees specifically

you wait for them to get so fat they cant fly and you put em in your hand

and i cant say they never stung me :(

Confession: I am 99% certain that bumblebees can't sting and I've had conversations about it with several people, yet I seem to be one of the only ones who is so certain about it.

yessir.

edit: Okay I was wrong!

Queen and worker bumblebees sting, but only do so in self-defense or if their nest is disturbed. Female cuckoo bumblebees will aggressively attack host colony members, and sting the host queen, but will ignore other animals (including humans) unless disturbed

Wiki

So, where the hell did I get that idea from then?

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^ I've been stung by almost every other flying insect you can think of, but never by a bumblebee.

Hell, I've even battled hornets with a tennis racket once. (that was before my dad got stung by one and had to go to the hospital though...)

yeah im pretty sure bumblebees are pretty timid... only sting you if you pick them up :rolleyes:

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i found the shoes i want more than any other. i'd seriously give away all of my shoes to have them, but i don't have any money right now.

fuk.

first time i have seen wEstSidE type in regular english, beware

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I'm considering selling my friends percocets to fund my shopping habits.

do it. i've sold pk's and what not on and off for about a year now, whenever i can find whatever. sometimes i actually just sell my allegra or singular, kids don't really bother to go to places like www.pharmer.org or sites like that to check around where im from, too stupid, but alas, its never enough to fund a shopping habit.

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its been 4 days... maybe 5... and im realizing i dont know how else to deal with stress since i have been an everyday smoker for almost 10 years.

True dat. I took a week off awhile back due to limited supply. This only led to increased drinking. It's a vicious cycle...

I'm wearing brand new white sneakers today, and it just started raining :mad:

I'm going to stop purchasing denim for at least six months

I had a nightmare that I got a haircut last night

I haven't done a goddamned thing at work today

I want to buy a Krooked Zip Zinger skateboard

Last week I wanted to buy a motorcycle

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They are the tricolor Air Tech Challenges...one of the only ones I've seen above a size 11. If anyone can fit an 11.5...go for it.

I'm going to jump out of the window.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&sspagename=ADME%3AL%3ARTQ%3AUS%3A1&viewitem=&item=290119339560&rd=1

if anyone here gets it, please let me do some layaway type shit.

I might get them if they stay under 100 dollars. If they don't fit, I'll sell them to you.

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I am not the type of person that washes their hands before playing guitar, and thus, the 2 weeks unchanged strings on my artcore (the only guitar I really play nowadayz) smells like burnt flesh... and, like cheese or something....

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I am not the type of person that washes their hands before playing guitar, and thus, the 2 weeks unchanged strings on my artcore (the only guitar I really play nowadayz) smells like burnt flesh... and, like cheese or something....

but what do they taste like?

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I am not the type of person that washes their hands before playing guitar, and thus, the 2 weeks unchanged strings on my artcore (the only guitar I really play nowadayz) smells like burnt flesh... and, like cheese or something....

just by saying that, i already know we wouldn't get along. at all. this is probably my biggest pet peeve. i've gotten into fistfights with my old roommate over this issue. whether it be on a shitty yamaha $100 or $2000 taylor, nothing irks me more than playing a guitar (especially MY guitar) after someone who didn't wash their hands and their fucking filth is all over the back of the neck. It's not like i'd eat a bucket of fried chicken and start spinning on turntables.

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they went for a measly 71 dollars.

i would have gladly paid 200...

I got outbid by one dollar. I was inclass while the auction was ending.:(

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just by saying that, i already know we wouldn't get along. at all. this is probably my biggest pet peeve. i've gotten into fistfights with my old roommate over this issue. whether it be on a shitty yamaha $100 or $2000 taylor, nothing irks me more than playing a guitar (especially MY guitar) after someone who didn't wash their hands and their fucking filth is all over the back of the neck. It's not like i'd eat a bucket of fried chicken and start spinning on turntables.

well yeah, I don't play guitar with cheetoo fingers, just if I don't have any visible crud on them I don't feel it is nesscicarydiyahd to wash my fingers, especially when I am just playing a 600-900 dollar artcore.

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