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i ahve a chapstick story

a good friend of mine cheated on his girlfriend and i am good friends with both of them

so when she was devestated everyone went apeshit on my friend

but i never did because i got my silent revenge on him

i have 2 pairs of scissors, one in the bathroom for cuttin my pubes and one one my desk for school

i had trimmed up the corbin law shrubbery the night before

and that morning i was tired as shit and while gathering my books for school

i grabbed the wrong scissors

then in algebra 2 class my friend's chapstick wihch was brandnew wasnt working

so i suggested maybe cutting off the tip of it and trying it then

i offered my scissors and he used them except a pube had escaped and got immersed in the anti chapped lips cherry flavored goodness

he then rubbed the pube all over his lips

i never got around to hating him like all my friends did

and talking behind his back

because i had no need too

he has unconsciously licked my pube molecules

and thats revenge enough for me.

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I missed having a black and white avatar like my old Michael Caine one, so I had to change again. I'll probably feel like changing it again in like two weeks. I'm tempted to go back to Caine.

go back to caine. i like him better then siouxie (is that her?).

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Yeah, it's Siouxsie. Like I said, I'll probably get back to Caine in a week or two, although my style at the moment is basically Skinheads x Siouxsie Sue, not so much the Caine angle. Caine's too stylish for me.

i don't see the correlation between skinhead bootboys and siouxsie siox...

at least caine dressed modish in the swinging 60's.

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i don't see the correlation between skinhead bootboys and siouxsie siox...

at least caine dressed modish in the swinging 60's.

By Skinhead x Siouxsie Sue I meant I like to jack my favorite parts of both those scenes, not so much that there's any correlation, although I certainly have bitten some of Caine's more mod looks, like you mentioned. I'd love to do the full on Caine thing a la Get Carter:

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But honestly, I don't look that good in a suit.

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Well, I suppose I have to confess to seeing Hatebreed to relay this anecdote, but it was good for 3 reasons:

a) Acacia Strain

B) Lager

c) The fact that backstage passes were handed out to every single girl in the venue, including a bunch of inebriated 17-18 year olds who were blatantly going to get ripped a new one by some fat aging member of a two-bit hardcore band.

who goes to a hatebreed show to watch acacia strain?

my boything was at that show too. it's a small world after all...

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who goes to a hatebreed show to watch acacia strain?

Who wants to watch acacia strain period?

EDIT: Or hatebreed for that matter. I dont understand this obsession with derivative nu-metal. And thats just what it is. Just because they disguise it behind the dipshit "brothers and family and beating people up and shit wooooooooooah straightedge!" lyrics and use athletic font on everything they fucking do doesnt in any way make them hardcore. I mean i like SS Decontrol, dont get me wrong, but their legacy basically ruined hardcore.

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damnit

while having my last stoge

to try to ease this sleeplessness

i dropped my lighter out the window

oh the stupid things that happen in our silly adolescent years

im MC'ing this big spring dance show at my school

and one of the dancers aparently wants to fuck my brains out

its been a while since i broke up with my lady

and frankly i just want to get drunk and get my lemon squeezed

so i think i need to party with the entire dance class

and do just that. with whcih ever one of them it is, luckily the majority of them are

hott as shit

fackkk

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who goes to a hatebreed show to watch acacia strain?

When it's the first time they've ever come over to these shores.

Don't care to divulge in what purpose your boything was there for?

Judging by the bands you watch in Toronto, I'd wager you might have caught the odd Brighton band (well, Johnny Truant). We seem to have some kind of exchange programme going on... we've had Cancer Bats, Moneen and The Gorgeous all supporting our hometown bands, JT have just come back from Canada and I believe Architects might be headed your way in exchange soon (and if they do, go see).

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When it's the first time they've ever come over to these shores.

Don't care to divulge in what purpose your boything was there for?

Judging by the bands you watch in Toronto, I'd wager you might have caught the odd Brighton band (well, Johnny Truant). We seem to have some kind of exchange programme going on... we've had Cancer Bats, Moneen and The Gorgeous all supporting our hometown bands, JT have just come back from Canada and I believe Architects might be headed your way in exchange soon (and if they do, go see).

i don't particularly like any of those bands, except for moneen.

he's on tour with his band.

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Can't say I was very impressed with Moneen. Pretty run-of-the-mill emo blah.

moneen are the most generic emo crap ever.

the cancer bats are pretty generic too but at least its kinda interesting.

my confession is that toronto music is cool

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here's my confession: 99% of the time when i'm alone at home, i'm listening to overly-emotional pop punk like new found glory and moneen.

im biased just because i grew up as 15 year old going to moneen, back when they played very tiny shows. it's a nostalgic thing.

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