superconfessional

[dunkin deeznuts]

i tells girls that I white. i hate whites.

[Desi]

lol. I started writing a short story after I posted that. It has been floating around in my head for the pass few days but I just didn't feel like putting it to paper. Never finish any of my stories before so it always feels like a waste to put all that effort into it.

This one is about a girl and guy who dated for a agreed upon month. Feels kind of similar to that "One Day" book in premise though.

[sawn-off chef]

I have listened to Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay around 20 times in the 24 hours or so.

[lmk1995]

I tell girls I'm a semi professional cyclist. I'm a pathetically bad amateur.

I think I am cutting nearly all sweets out of my diet and getting super strict again, I gained too much fat, weight stayed the same, in the past couple of months.

forgot to mention homie you're looking leaner in your recent waywt.

[sawn-off chef]

Shouts out dun, I just started again yesterday, need to pick back up. I miss lifting so much though. wamp wamp

[Desi]

saw that scott fit on tumblr. almost jizzed myself.

pause

[broneck]

i've never felt more like a fucking 8 year old boy than when we're talking about our work christmas parties. 2 girls suggested paintball as something to do, which i'm totally up for. and fucking 5 other chicks come out of the woodwork to whine and complain like "OMG WE'LL TOTALLY HAVE LIKE BRUISES ALL OVER US"

what the fuck bitches, are you for real?

[lmk1995]

alright, alright. just listened to "still cooking."

i'm based once again.

[MJR]

All I want for Christmas is my rep back.

[branespload]

wat is rep

[Lozinski]

i wish we could leave comments with the rep. That shit would be funny as fuck.

[Lozinski]

Mmmmmmmmm double post... What a noob.

Edited November 11, 2011 by Lozinski

[Desi]

I would fuck the tall girl with bad teeth that works at Assembly New York if given the chance.

[mr fluffernutter]

i had a dream i was fingering my friend's vagina and then he started bleeding and was like "i don't mind if you keep going."

[Analog]

Ho w many fingers and how many toes ??

[mr fluffernutter]

one finger.

[sistersuzie]

the only good finger is the middle finger straight up as you are anal fisting.

cheers

[mr fluffernutter]

i dunno i've never fisted anybody b4. BUT THAT SOUNDS UNPLEASANT

[sistersuzie]

sQuArE

[mr fluffernutter]

All I want for Christmas is my rep back.

you have to earn rep

[amardeep]

hi

[tg76]

• 
  
• fingering
  
• one finger
  
• THAT SOUNDS UNPLEASANT
  

[Magsåvningsreserven]

I'M SUDDENLY REMINDED OF

NIKETALK

Edited November 12, 2011 by Magnetic

[Leonard Leroy]

holy hell html

[mr fluffernutter]

• 
  
• fingering
  
• one finger
  
• THAT SOUNDS UNPLEASANT
  

i double checked and it's all about capacity

[Magsåvningsreserven]

worth a poke if the telly's broke

[DüM]

blog this

[MJR]

Why can't I capitalize anything? Why am I now able to colorize shit? These fonts suck.

[_ironman]

i am already getting used to 5.0

because i didn't know what to make for breakfast, i ate jalapeno ms. vickie's, 2 eggs, and a couple of beef balls

that brand with the superhero cow on it. he has undies and a cape

[bill]

i haven't been sleeping well lately, and i don't wanna drink myself to sleep every night, so i've been self medicating with weed. it's fucking me up though, because between juggling two work schedules and falling asleep high as shit, i've been waking up in weird panics where i literally do not remember what day it is, and which job i'm supposed to be going to when my alarm goes off. today it went off and i almost rolled back over to just fall asleep thinking it was saturday.

it is not saturday.

for the past six months, i can't remember which day we are. always gotta check a calendar or ask someone.

Edited November 12, 2011 by wild bill