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^i'm afraid he thinks it's a dream and calls me mom

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SO WHY WOULD YOU PASS OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE UH?!?!

now if you wake up, who knows what sort of creature you're gonna face(down)

your girl might as well turn into a praying mantis and i bet she ain't inspired by the bible

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suzie sometimes you just pass out. and if girl is at the point where she's risking waking you up to get off, that's a creature i'm down to tangle with

(also lol @ calling you mom)

(also tangle? wtf kinda teminology is that?!)

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I just danced at the front door (metal screen door) in my underwear while the mail lady was trying to shove mail into my mailbox. If only she knew what was going on on the other side. One time she was shoving mail into the mailbox and i snatched it through and she took off. I know she wants me.

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Donno where to post this now that random thoughts is dead but..

You think agoraphobics have really shitty sex lives?

And is the something in orange juice that doesn't let it get as cold as most other drinks? I can't remember the last time (ever) that I had really nice, icy cold orange juice... The milk in my cereal seems damn near frozen but my oj (sitting next to it in the fridge) seems luke-cold at best...

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started smoking weed.

girl i took to prom is now my girlfriend.

started driving.

stoked for summer.

life is dope except for school, but the universe has everything for me to take.

I remember when I was 15 and a half..

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hahahahahaha fuck

only 2 weeks ago too? how did you remember that post and i didnt

musta been drunk

HAHAHAHA how do you remember a post about someone's feet. i'm dying

I donno man, it was a weird post. I have a good memory for the weirdest shit.

nohomo

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