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Got wasted the other night off 8 shots of tequila, and 8 Brazilian mixed drinks- capirinhas, mojitos, etc., at MGM's "Carnaval" Party (Brazilian themed).

The last thing I remember was chillin with 3 German girls, and their 2 Japanese friends. It was 11:30PM and I was supposed to change venue to a club, but I never made it. Instead, I left the Carnaval party, and sat on a bench outside of Louis Vuitton puking my heart out.

I had $2500 in cash on me that I was supposed to deposit in the bank that day, but couldn't because I forgot my checking account booklet (it's diff. in Asia). I started tossing money around drunk, and handing it out for free.

A security guard went through my bag and found an expired hotel room key that was linked to my dad's name. They somehow got ahold of my dad and he came and rescued me, and took my drunk-ass home.

Oh, and when I woke up, I discovered that $600 is now forever bye-byed.

Yep.

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The $600 was nothing though, lol. $500 of it was from casino winnings from the night before, so I could really care less about it. I'm glad that some people are enjoying it, I guess.

The next evening, I had dinner with my dad at a restaurant with a balcony view, right above from where I puked at Louis Vuitton the night before. My dad wanted to show me where I puked, so we stepped out to look. It just so happens that some old lady was in the midst of sweeping up my puke. I felt so awful and awkward about that. :(

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i told myself i would never troll past forums, but today i hit up both hypebeast forum and mynudies. whoops.

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I went through Hypebeast's waywt the other day purposefully looking for something terrible to re-post as a joke, and it was actually hard to find what I was hoping for (CrooksXdiamondXLevisXJordan type fit). Maybe I just didn't know where to look?

The guys on hypebeast just dress in Gap and J.Crew now. It's incredibly ironic.

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The $600 was nothing though, lol. $500 of it was from casino winnings from the night before, so I could really care less about it. I'm glad that some people are enjoying it, I guess.

The next evening, I had dinner with my dad at a restaurant with a balcony view, right above from where I puked at Louis Vuitton the night before. My dad wanted to show me where I puked, so we stepped out to look. It just so happens that some old lady was in the midst of sweeping up my puke. I felt so awful and awkward about that. :(

learn how to drink you turd

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