superconfessional

[ethnic cleanser]

donkey punch the bitch

[bruised]

Yeah no faking, I just kinda stopped cause I felt bad. She seemed

ok with it. But i think things are good now that I knocked the dust of my wang. Was just anxious I guess. Putting it in the popper would be an idea. confession: Never done that before.

[Scais]

for a while i couldnt finish with my girl. but then i stuck it in the pooper and became a 2 hump chump. pooper is the way to go.

[dismalfuture]

slipped out and went in the wrong hole last week and she wouldn't talk to me for 2 days. key quotes: 'I'm BLEEDING stupid!' 'fuck you mazafaka'

[Scais]

Lol that's happened to me too. But after she stopped being all butthurt about it, she let me finish.

[High Monika]

^First correct use of butthurt on SuFu ever?

Mark the day, my brothers.

[DaBestSpoona]

slipped out and went in the wrong hole last week and she wouldn't talk to me for 2 days. key quotes: 'I'm BLEEDING stupid!' 'fuck you mazafaka'

wrong hole = right one

[dunkin deeznuts]

haha well you should say "well my pee pee smells like poo poo now"

or "blood out of one hole or the other, whats the difference??"

[thelion1856]

superconfessional has got to be one of the best threads in the trash, now is there a porn passwords trading thread?

[freecat]

have sex with another girl and give your gf a dildo ? breast implant ? in the back ? have her hot friend to participate ? watch porn on lcd sunglasses when doin it ?

good luck.

[MharcI]

I on the other hand feel like i'm losing my girlfriend and I don't know wtf to do about it.

This was a girl a year ago who I hung out with couple of times, then she basically fell off the edge of the earth and it fucked me like nothing else. Eventually I got over it, about two months ago we somehow reconnect, and though i'm apprehensive about starting anything again with her, we begin dating each other.

But I dunno, it's so weird, at times I get huge vibes from her that shes really into me, wants to be with me etc, but lately shes grown really distant and uncommunicative. We only get to see each other twice a week usually, on Friday and Saturday, because thats all our schedules permit, but we (I) try to make the most of it. This Friday, normally when she was eager to come back up to my APT after hanging out, she told me she didnt feel well and had to go home.

Thats another thing, anytime we meet up I ask her what she wants to do, always she has no idea, and I have to think of something. As well as that, whenever we've hung out with other people, it's always been my friends. Not hers.

We dont really talk during the week on the phone, or text each other. I mean we do but not really, and she rarely initiates it. I like to think its because shes not a fan of phone/text conversations, and to be honest neither am I. But I want that to be the reason, and not her not wanting to talk to me.

I really don't know, this is the girl of my dreams and id really hate for her to slip away, I know its bad but im hinging all of my current happiness on her, and this relationship working out.

It's fucking stupid that being in a relationship is actually causing me such stress and feeling of depression, but those have always been there. It's also made me think about myself in shitty ways. Like maybe i'm a bad person, and this is the way the universe is paying me back.

Or maybe i'm just creating problems for myself, and this is all in my head. I feel like I need to sit down and talk with her about where we headed/how we feel about each other.

I really think the problem stems from the fact that we don't get to see each other often, but despite that I hope it works out.

Blah, had to let that out.

[bruised]

mharcl, i think its already doomed. it seems very one sided. i've been in a similar situation more than once. things should never be that difficult from the get go.

i say you cut you loses and just stop talking to her completely. the best thing that could happen is she will become way more into you. then you guys can fuck and then its not even a big deal anymore.

[Guest on-display]

lol reminds me when I went to the gym in the morning, girl tried to sex me in the afternoon, but I was too tired so I couldn't get it up. she got pissed and left. so, I took a nap and ate. she came back to apologize to me and then we had sex, but then I came into her and she got pissed and left again. good times

[Brienneoftarth]

yeah. the only option is to cut her off completely. you take control of the situation. if she is interested, she will contact you. if she isn't then you know. you don't need to ask her if she's interested or where things are going. cutting off communication will tell you.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

I go limp. she gets off. awkward. I've had "issues" with the dick before in our relationship due to incredible amounts of stress/anxiety from shit in my life, but this is making me question my entire concept of myself. I might be starting to realize that I hardly find her attractive at all and that i never really was attracted to her and she was just a friend who was available and turned into sex and i lost interest but couldn't bear to tell her I did so I blamed myself and stress as an excuse. Ugh.

try to revisit that initial "spark" when you first really wanted to fuck her

[Brienneoftarth]

yeah. that's what I'm trying to do now. gunna give it a few weeks and if things stay the same I'll have to do something. if she doesn't first.....

[MharcI]

I really wanted excommunication to be the last resort, I actually managed to score some time with her tonight right after I wrote out that long ass shpeil, I'll see how it goes

[Spaghettini]

since this has turned into the woman advice thread i have a sticky situation as well.

i am happily with a girlfriend but i have a female friend who is over-stepping her bounds... its awkward because the first time i introduced them, we all ended up getting very drunk on the rooftop and she told my girlfriend she wished she had met me first. then tried to start a threesome. this would be a much better confession if it had actually happened, but i really don't find her attractive at all, plus a close friend used to pipe so that adds another layer of disinterest. then she fell off the bed, hit her head and started crying.

lately, she has been jocking my facebook heavily. leaving inappropriate comments. stalking the hell out of my page, commenting on everything i put up. this of course irks my girlfriend, who then expresses her concern to me. it's starting to become a bother. how do i put this chick in check without losing her as a friend? or is there no salvaging this?

[MharcI]

As for Ian maybe it's a bad idea, but why not try poppin some viaga or something, this way you can actually get through the act, and maybe shell act differently when you can go, and for you it might change some things due to how she acts differently

[epitaph220]

confront a ho. that's not cool to do tryin to homewreck

[broneck]

I have basically stopped having sex with my girlfriend. I have zero motivation/drive to have sex with her and it's stressing me out.

Your dick has friend-zoned her. Please listen to your dick.

I on the other hand feel like i'm losing my girlfriend and I don't know wtf to do about it...

Have an honest, face to face discussion with her about it. If she isn't cool with your candour and would rather play stupid highschool games, cut your losses.

since this has turned into the woman advice thread i have a sticky situation as well.

i am happily with a girlfriend but i have a female friend who is over-stepping her bounds...

figure out which one you like more, then tell the other one to fuck off. if facebook is the issue, and you want one last ditch effort at saving both, just delete facebook and the problem pretty much fixes itself. if she continues sending you drunk texts and saying weird shit...then it's getting weird and its time to stop whether or not you want to save your friendship.

[Spaghettini]

my girl obviously matters more to me. but i guess i was looking for a little more elegant solution than just deading my friend, as we run in similar circles and id like to avoid awkwardness. but it looks like thats impossible.

[bruised]

i say both you and your GF pull a "friend zone" on her. it would be fun to lead her on and give her blue balls.

or the answer is 3some and you end up nutting on the ho's face and have your GF in on the act and like have her spit on her. but then she might like that.

[broneck]

my girl obviously matters more to me. but i guess i was looking for a little more elegant solution than just deading my friend, as we run in similar circles and id like to avoid awkwardness. but it looks like thats impossible.

Well, there are a variety of approaches. The "sit down" will just turn awkward, because you'll give the impression that you perceive her as interested (which you do), and she'll act like she's sooooo not interested and LOL, and then maybe a little offended by the fact that you're asking her to dial her friendship down.

Deleting facebook is a pretty decent solution, if it's mostly relegated to that. Then she has no reason to be pissed and nothing has to be awkward. After that, if she's just a wretched drunk and slobbers all over you...well, there's only so much that you yourself can do.

The threesome is an interesting option, but it can go either way. You can relieve some built-up tension, and after that everything could just go back to you guys being friends with a funny secret that never gets talked about again. On the other hand, she could keep coming back for more, or blab to the circle of friends you run in and make it weird in the group. (I know she's not that attractive but...i dunno man, spend an inordinate amount of time on your chick and just ride it out haha)

*rolls dice.

[MharcI]

Your dick has friend-zoned her. Please listen to your dick.

Have an honest, face to face discussion with her about it. If she isn't cool with your candour and would rather play stupid highschool games, cut your losses.

figure out which one you like more, then tell the other one to fuck off. if facebook is the issue, and you want one last ditch effort at saving both, just delete facebook and the problem pretty much fixes itself. if she continues sending you drunk texts and saying weird shit...then it's getting weird and its time to stop whether or not you want to save your friendship.

Well I actually hung out with her tonight, and more and more i'm beginning to believe this junk is in my head... she was really affectionate towards me, and she told me a lot of old pent up personal family shit, so I guess thats something.

Though, when we split I told her to text me when she gets home so I know shes alright, she hasnt done that, and she always does this. Shes really forgetful, which bothers me, but wtf you gonna do.

[brentos]

i love that show "how to make it in america" for too many embarrassing reasons to confess.

[american_hearts]

Well I actually hung out with her tonight, and more and more i'm beginning to believe this junk is in my head... she was really affectionate towards me, and she told me a lot of old pent up personal family shit, so I guess thats something.

Though, when we split I told her to text me when she gets home so I know shes alright, she hasnt done that, and she always does this. Shes really forgetful, which bothers me, but wtf you gonna do.

I'm sorry to say, but from everything you've said, it's pretty obvious you're much more invested than she is.

It's not on a level where you'll get dicked around, at least not much, but only if you are able to tamp down your own impulses to some degree. She likes you enough and is a nice enough girl to roll with it so long as it's easy, but the second you show jealousy or act up in any way, you've started on a steady, painful path to the end.

I've been on that side before. I recognized it (after awhile) but thought I had my emotions under wraps. I didn't; I acted up, it fell apart.

superconfessional: I'm on the other side now. My head loves this girl but the heart is less convinced. I'm trying to fake it till I make it because I know she's a good one but if she started pulling some do-you-really-love-me shit, I'm convinced I'd be about 5 seconds from the door. I hate it, but it's true. Right now, it's easy and it's fun and it's very little work, so I'm good. I don't like admitting this.

[thelion1856]

Spaghetti, sounds like your friend is trying to fuck with your head. The fact that your thinking about her so much more means you are prolly starting to like her and u dont want to admit to yourself this. Ask yourself this question, If your current girlfriend broke up with you today, would you try to have sex with your friend if she wanted to? If yes, then sounds like you might be getting tired of your current gf and need a new chick. something like this happened to me, so i broke up with my gf and now i feel free.

[haptronic]

at the ball park watching the giants blow what looks like a certain win. when this young clean cut african american dude comes over to talk to me with a big smile on his face.

when he hears i am from new zealand.

i have never had..i mean met someone from new zealand

new zealand that is something really different

after talking for a bit he looks me up and down

you have nice style i would love to take photos of that

you take photos?

i take photos of things that interest me

looks me up and down again

i take photos of beautiful things

after more talk

i take nude photos

after sizing me up some more

your style would photograph real nice

eventually to let him know it is going nowhere i say

if i let some guy cruise me at the ballpark my girlfriend would not be very impressed

confession

i feel like a cock tease.

i have had enough dudes hit on me to know the guy was cruising me from the start but kept talking to him as he was pretty smooth with his lines and i was flattered.

[tangerine]

i have never had..i mean met someone from new zealand

^ This part is my favorite.