superconfessional

[samsikle]

i can't wait for this quarter to end, word life.

hella ready to kick it! shit's gonna get really real!

[ProfMonnitoff]

u know how figures of speech are like ur gonna regret things u aint done more thn things u done

fuck that

so glad i had 50 euros on deck to get the fuck out of a b-day party in the suburbs... just called a cab and bounced

wearin socks and all... even the keds i was wearing are still there. whatever i can cop a new pair for 50 and it was worth gettin outta there.

h8 being 2 drnk

this is why i rarely get drunk

right now im sooodrunk though

whenever im not in complete cmtrol iof myself feeel like shit

thats my confession i guess???

[gfunkdocta]

I tell bitches in the club I'm an English teacher or a professional skydiver...

i tell em i'm in finance and an aspiring children's literature author

this has yet to fail

[evisu 2000]

i tell them i'm a bus driver

[dismalfuture]

I tell them I am too busy saving the world to talk to them. Then I take another swig of my beer.

[ProfMonnitoff]

i dont tell anybody anything, fuck em.

[evisu 2000]

i've noticed policeladies in montreal are often kinda hot

[evisu 2000]

no just girls with guns

[evisu 2000]

murry me

[Paean]

i feel bad for hating on jean-pierre after his long post.

[Jimbo69]

i want to play blackjack for a living

my math is sufficient

my face is innocent

[Egpt]

i feel bad for hating on jean-pierre after his long post.

me too.

dude is crazy, but he seems like a good soul.

[sircheesecake]

Im addicted

[st_]

bummed on not getting a callback for this job. really good pay, super close, in 'my industry'. cunts. i would've been good too.

[sistersuzie]

do you have a thing for uniforms?

i kinda do

theres one cop here that is kinda cute when off duty but when hes all uniformed up hmmmmm, and his welsh accent is yum

cops are the antichrist, but not in a good or sexy way. they give me bad shivers when i see them :confused:

[sistersuzie]

the boy is in bed, and when i look and see him i feel like going back under the covers i like the way is back is moved when he's breathing

but i'm stresssing about that goddamn appointment.

i'm not sure if i'm suitable for work, even for myself, even with an assistant

[AstroWolf]

bored at work + vice do's and dont's = finding a great shot of sonic voodoo (R.I.P) and his awesome pal.

[cabl3]

^^

priceless

shit had potential for gettin me weird looks from coworkers.

in any case if they'd happen to see i'd say:

"what!? I like this! what are you gonna do about it!"

[arem]

i tell em i'm in finance and an aspiring children's literature author

this has yet to fail

When I was younger I used to tell women I was a minor league baseball player. That worked like crazy back in the day. Now they'd probably pull out their iPhone and try to find your stats online or something to prove it. Technology fails us again.

[pieiskewl]

I can't wait for summer. lazy summer days, psychedelics in big numbers

[wesc]

had unlimited popcorn at the movies for 6.75 plus pump your own butter.... needless to say my cholesterol has sky rocketed and i think im to smell butter out my pores ? DELICIOUS (im so fat)

[Pickering]

i had a dream that i saw whitney's face last night.......

[whitney]

I dreamt of an ex

it was so good I almost picked up the phone and called him today.

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

Anyone know of any over the counter drugs or anything that can easily be obtained to guarantee a perfect suicide? Let me know!

[redgrail]

ehhhh. doesn't sound very perfect to me.

i'm too chickenshit to ever pull that maneuver anyway.

Got the choice between leaving school until January for medical reasons, disciplinary or academic reasons today. B.A.L.L.I.N.

On second thought, sign me up for that paracetamol (can I switch to DomP? Might as well go out in style...)

[billy dee williams]

im slowly starting to get into the whole jap phone keitai shit. cuz these fones are crazy

[Jimbo69]

paracetamol is for peasants

ODing valium and xanax is where its at

[Jimbo69]

but dont do it

it would be bad

[w00tah]

he could always drink some lye, bleach, or smoke cigs

[Jimbo69]

drinking bleach is easy and totally painless