superconfessional

[hellogoodbye]

last cigarette i gave away was to a gay filipino guy

no adobo

[suicide]

cruising through a taco bell in east denver a few nights ago at about 3 am so my friend can cop a few cheesy double beef burritos before i drop him off

we're at the ordering kiosk and some old homeless woman comes up to the open passenger side window and starts asking for change

my friend rolls up the window in her face and she goes hysterical

i almost have to bail on his taco bell because of the homeless army approaching my car. shit was like that south park episode

still feel bad for her tho :\

[sawn-off chef]

Change? Change??

[junglejane]

I was at a bar last night with a friend and saw one of our really hot teaching assistants there with his gf. I am positive he caught us ogling his booty :(

I hope this doesn't negatively influence my future test scores O_O

[sawn-off chef]

sextra credit girllll?

[branespload]

deciding to say fck my 200 point lab report, advocacy essay and electrochemical corrosion paper and go to a brawl tournament on campus because im very confident i can place/because i never enjoy myself

[Mr Waffles]

gotta do something for yourself every once and a while.

[redgrail]

i just read the entire sunday times.

i never get to anymore.

but today i did.

in the sun. on the grass.

i also oogled all the girls on the quad in their bikinis behind my wayfarers.

the whole thing was glorious.

[Guest bambam]

i think i pwned myself hard yesterday while drunk

[ouss]

i am reading superconfessional backwards

[sybaritical]

I just exed Jane off my Facebook.

First cull ever.

Felt good.

[ProfMonnitoff]

I just exed Jane off my Facebook.

First cull ever.

Felt good.

now she can add 1 more friend

cause apparently she done maxed out

[sybaritical]

Yup. Girl needs to get over herself.

[please underestimate]

having my parents wake me up angrily and going to some chinese class is not how i want to spend my 18th birthday today. at least yesterday was fun lol

[junglejane]

did she even ship the package yet

[M.O.A]

Confession:

I let Her suck me in whenever I know she wants it. Only to be spit out once she finds the taste unsuitable.

Maybe I try to make Her happy to make myself happy

[Mr Waffles]

i am excited about t-pain being on the live aqua teen tonight.

[Egpt]

so, now that everyone hates jane can we finally stop being nice and shit and be outspoken about how wack she dresses 90% of the time?

[evisu 2000]

she's got the feet of men

[billy.]

janestoes.tumblr.com

[DüM]

that was a nice sequence of posts.

sup billy.

[TTM]

i cant bring myself to bang these skanks around me even though i'm going on a 1 year dry spell

[sawn-off chef]

so, now that everyone hates jane can we finally stop being nice and shit and be outspoken about how wack she dresses 90% of the time?

1234567890

i'm sorry but i hate her outfits, she can neg me from the grave but i did not like one of them.

[Mr Waffles]

ttm just caught a lot of neg in the last ten minutes.

two block to full.

[TTM]

pink is the new green

[Guest bambam]

[evisu 2000]

she laughin at you worm

[Paean]

pink is the new green

thats wut most people say when they are hit with so much red all of a sudden.

[mono14]

i cant bring myself to bang these skanks around me even though i'm going on a 1 year dry spell

and that's what most ugly people say when no one will sleep with them

[2000dB]

why you rocking the rich shoes with them poor toes?

bitch needs to step her nail polish game up!