superconfessional

[evisu 2000]

both my thighs are slimmer are than one of her ass chick

that's preferred

[evisu 2000]

i'm downloading twilight

[jeepster]

i'm downloading twilight

for shame!!!!!

[evisu 2000]

i'm gonna watch it once i finish this bottle of colt45

[klutz]

I HATE my fucking job but dont have the balls to quit

fuck this economy...

[jeepster]

i'm gonna watch it once i finish this bottle of colt45

god damn mass

that's hood right there.

you chillin with Billy D Williams too?

[evisu 2000]

billy dee williams drinks oe

[jayrock]

i used to drink dat high gravity oe

steel reserve in a pinch

[jeepster]

billy dee williams drinks oe

you sure?

0pK5HmuCMBM

works every time.

[evisu 2000]

yeah i'm sure

hitup the what are you eating thread

[evisu 2000]

du is a race traitor

like you rocking a jugend

[jeepster]

being a Jew ain't a race homie

and why ya gotta hit so hard

[evisu 2000]

drinking colt45 ain't a race either

i'm just joshin man

[jeepster]

drinking colt45 ain't a race either

i'm just joshin man

I have two lbs of poop in my body that need to go.

[sungrak]

i feel fucking dirty.

ive been at my parents house for 4 mon just while studying for board exams (i havent lived with them since i was 14).

i had my own room, and it was a nice setup.

out of nowhere my moms comes at me saying "you owe $1000 for the food/laundry/room"

i mean WTF?

if we had agreed to this beforehand, fine, no biggie,

but the way she came at me with this "we were doing YOU a favor" shit like im some foreign boarding student was fucked up.

i played it off like "haha, you're crazy. crazy lady haha haha", but shit's been eating at me all night.

i feel fucking dirty and unwanted.

WTF.

[Fycus]

I hate when girls get all big eyed and shit and try to act super feminine when your hooking up with them, it creeps me out. Its like they change metaphysically into a vulnerable sex being or something. Its kinda hard to describe, i wish they wouldn't take it so seriously sometimes. In their mind their prob thinking "i want him to take me, i want him to thrust into me and ride my body all night while we make love" ...and im thinking "damn this p***y is tight i love fucking shit godd**n ni**a tear that s**t up feels good man oh booyah" Not exactly what im thinking lol, but maybe im leading girls on and they think im actually looking for relationship material?

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

i had milk and cookies today

and it was not my unhealthy-eating-day

:-X

[Lab]

i watched this bro fall down some stairs and when i didnt help him up he called me slumdog

i spat in his face.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

really?

doin hood thangs

[Lab]

not really hood. this was at work.

at 1am.

i had a steel pipe on me. bitch wouldnt have done shit.

[samsikle]

lab u so g

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

also

i like that lou t

=\

[sawn-off chef]

i woke up at 7:30 when i have fridays off, i'm finally sleeping but not one moment is calm, always restless with vicious nightmares, i hate this feeling of waking up scared and confused and lost. no more all natural sleeping pills

[034936]

i've been having nightmares that are genuinely scary, but when i recall them the next morning, they seem extremely tame and boring.. even though i was freaked the fuck out at night.

[Guest]

man i got some fucked up emotions. plus i just started drinking. not a good combination. i wish i had some dankity dank kronikk to chill out with

also i wasted the entire beautiful afternoon watching shitty movies

[ojjairus]

Hey calvin oscar- The road to diabetes will be a sweet one indeed.

[Gouf]

the dog whisperer is the consistently best show on daytime television

[ghostdeini]

i watched this bro fall down some stairs and when i didnt help him up he called me slumdog

i spat in his face.

so what? did you refuse to help this person in the first place? way to go, jackass

[High Monika]

"WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A SOCIETY HERE"

-George Costanza

[16steps]

im going fucking crazy. i gotta figure it out