superconfessional

[Pandemonium]

As hinted by all the daddy issues in this thread as of late.

dude lul wut?

[all.gravity]

And for some strange reason.. She has her last name listed as her maiden name..

If I find out through Facebook that my parents just got divorced...

fuck my life..

material for fmylife.com

[dino might]

you can pay for school but you can't buy class.

Fuck, tonight I saw one of the finest dancers ever, like, in-your-dreams fineeeee, leaving the joint in typical cwg sweats and uggs.

YOU'RE A GODESSSSS!!! YOURE KILLING MEEEEEEE!!!!!

[ROYALEFATALE]

you can pay for school but you can't buy class.

Fuck, tonight I saw one of the finest dancers ever, like, in-your-dreams fineeeee, leaving the joint in typical cwg sweats and uggs.

YOU'RE A GODESSSSS!!! YOURE KILLING MEEEEEEE!!!!!

bonerkill, the cwg temptation is strong my friend.

[dunkin deeznuts]

My mom added me on facebook a few hours ago and in a confused panic I rejected her, and now she added me again.

wut2do..

just create a separate friends group called mom and ban her from seeing alot of your shit.......i have 2 lists...real friends and bs friends that are just lurking........

[NatseOklim]

just create a separate friends group called mom and ban her from seeing alot of your shit.......i have 2 lists...real friends and bs friends that are just lurking........

I'd been thinking of doing this for a while, just done it now!

[Pandemonium]

just create a separate friends group called mom and ban her from seeing alot of your shit.......i have 2 lists...real friends and bs friends that are just lurking........

wiseguy i am indebt to your idea

too lazy to do it though

[billy.]

And for some strange reason.. She has her last name listed as her maiden name..

If I find out through Facebook that my parents just got divorced...

fuck my life..

As hinted by all the daddy issues in this thread as of late.

LOLOL.

...but now i feel depressed.

[sidneylo]

LOLOL.

...but now i feel depressed.

Eat a donut billy. It'll make you feel better. (At least that's what the donut will tell you.)

[Astérix]

you can pay for school but you can't buy class.

Fuck, tonight I saw one of the finest dancers ever, like, in-your-dreams fineeeee, leaving the joint in typical cwg sweats and uggs.

YOU'RE A GODESSSSS!!! YOURE KILLING MEEEEEEE!!!!!

Ballet dancer? My sister is an aspiring professional (pretty much there I suppose) and she does this from time to time as well even though she's pretty stylish. Actually all the dancers she's with does it as well. :confused:

[raulishere]

have sex with the donut its warm and has a hole..

[dino might]

i love clubs/noisy bars/shows for the fact that i can fart freely and no one's the wiser

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

Guy at Seven party who got in trouble for dancing on the stage: "He told me not to dance on the stage anymore, and then he farted."

[Seething Tortoise]

I should be revising for my first midterm tomorrow.

I can not be bothered.

I love [to hate] exams

[daffy_1]

Im in my schools library and I saw a dude on the bathroom floor who was blue... he looked like the fat blueberry girl from willy wonka I think he was doped up

[dino might]

^i think youre doped up

[stayhandsome]

I am hanging with ex 76ers coach maurice cheeks today.

I did yesterday as well...

[chronoaug]

i love clubs/noisy bars/shows for the fact that i can fart freely and no one's the wiser

I love this so much. Especially when it's really crowded so if it smells terrible, no one can pinpoint it. I was cropdusting all over the place at a local show last week

[Chris-Craft]

im going to a party being filmed for college fuckfest tonight. my friend is bartending so im basically just going to go, get wasted, and leave within an 30-45 minutes...but it should still be pretty trashy.

edit: "cff productions"

[sounddumber]

i met a girl on lookbook. we made out on the first date after 30 minutes. kept goin out with her for 4 months. tried to smash but failed.

[ProfMonnitoff]

^ hahahahahahahaha

[chronoaug]

You dated a girl for 4 months and just made out?

[suicide]

what what what

is that shit in boulder

I WANT TO GO

[sounddumber]

You dated a girl for 4 months and just made out?

she went down on me a couple times. no love for penetration though.

[Bona Drag]

lol@ consent forms

im doing the real thing all weekend long

KANT W8 2 GET MAD KORRNY

[Chris-Craft]

what what what

is that shit in boulder

I WANT TO GO

yeah. 965 marine street, its two blocks from my house. people have to pay to get in (unless you have one of the physical flyers they handed out like me), but the booze costs free.99

plus, there will be cwgs flashing all over the place for beads.

post her lookbook

agreed.

[suicide]

^

im calling in and going to that shit.

GONNA BE A PORN STAR BITCHES

[destructodisk]

s^ colorado fam~~~~~~~

njoy the fuck party

i am going to gangster azn party in aurora tonight

[The Droogan Leader]

I think my SSRI's are kicking in.

[Chris-Craft]

^

im calling in and going to that shit.

GONNA BE A PORN STAR BITCHES

lol, if youre serious about it, hit me up.

edit: upon second reading, i think the needs a (no homo).