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Okay, the Puma advertisement just popped up. I should be a little more belligerant, but I am a good drunk. What is a good drunk, you ask? One that is able to backspace to correct his/his mistakes. I have made many mistakes typing this message, but at the same time, I am able to recognize my mistakes and make it coherent. This is why I am able to say that I am not crazy, despite having drank 10 shots of vodka / 151 / soco / other shit. It doesn't matter. I am like a Korean when it comes to drinking.

OR PERHAPS WHITE.

MONSTER.

p.s. i don't get asian glow

The End.

Jägermeister + Sparks = UH-OH WHAT AM I DOING NOW?!?!?!???!?!

Superdrunk superconfession: The majority of my time is now equally divided between merely not failing school, working so I can buy clothes, and sufu.

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im there

goodnight

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girrrrrlieeeeas rub on yo titties......... yeah i said it rub on yo titties

oh god

i lopve this weather

fuck olde english fuck yes omg yes yes yes

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i wenat to meet the ama n who made dole english

its a gross drink but it dstink gets yu drunkj

fuck

sky bdvodka ahahhaha oh god

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Vodka with my dad..

coooolest.

Don't tell Diamonds.

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I leave for Vegas in 12 hours, this thread will be the only place i'll be posting in for the next four days.

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dance wit a gurl dont remember her face, was dancin somewhere dont remember the place

photoshop while you drunk is hard, lucky i had an id cuz the place did carddddd

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Yes Yes Yes.

No.

Yes.

I Want To Be Gay Perry's Friend.

Jefferson Airplane Is On.

It Is Playing Very Loudly.

So I Ate A Million Things For Dinner: Ramen, Chinese Popcorn Chicken, Donut Holes, And A Bunch Of Candy.

I Am So Afriad Of Getting Old And Not Doing This Anymore.

But It's Totally Cool While It Lasts.

Also, I Need People To Buy My Shit. My Desire To Blend Both Materialist Capitalism With Art And Fashion Is An Important Aspect Of My Life.

Where Is Keagan When You Need Him?

He Would Explain This Better.

With Fewer Words.

More Words Like "rationalizat1oooooooon"

Why Is Jeffersonairplane Still On?

Why?????

Who Said This Was Okay?????

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i woke up and was still drunk from the night before. good stuff, but kinda scary to be bumping in to shit that i did not even see was there.

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Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year

sing for the laughter, sing for the tear

sing with me, if it's just for today

Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

Dream On Dream On Dream On

Dream until your dreams come true

Dream On Dream On Dream On

Dream until your dream comes through

Dream On Dream On Dream On

Dream On Dream On

Dream On Dream On

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I wish I was little bit taller,

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a '64 Impala

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I wish I was little bit taller,

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a '64 Impala

wow that is an eerily similar post to this one

http://216.75.13.34/showpost.php?p=1006260&postcount=155

another skee-lo fan?

on another note, that "stuff white people like" site is a personal favorite. i don't think i can be friends with anybody that doesn't think that site is funny...

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^^maybe I was a little dramatic. its not for everyone, but it is pretty funny and insightful. oh well, win some lose some...

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i wantrd to spot here for the first time since i remember it to do it

but the server of the internets was too clgged

so

what did i want to say agin a?

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yo finally on the fucking first page.

stickkkkky

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I'm somewhere in between still being wasted and being hung over as all hell.

Gotta be to work in 22 minutes so my question of the day:

take another shot or vomit?

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You know youre drunk when you spend two hours talking about how to program loops in actionscript and why dronecore is fucking awesome! Especially when you manage to alineate everyone else at the table. Im such a geek haha.

Also, I want to be gay perrys bitch! Ill fight you for it!

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