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ifeelasleep

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what in the holy fuck.

i'd heard from a friend of mine that at the first camp for my wave of exchange students that he was put into a room with another guy from the same country as him.

this guy was apparently working out (running back and forth in room, push ups and sit ups) at 3 am and then reading a bible by 6 am. or so i'd heard.

but your story... mine means nothing in comparison.

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The real question here is: What kind of grown man takes baths? Seriously? Maybe if you're an athelete and taking a steam bath, or bathing in epsom salts to relax the muscles. Actually soaking in a tub full of your own dirt for the purposes of getting clean though? Ludicrous. Maybe it's a French thing.

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when hes gone, take a shit in his bed. then when he comes back and starts asking you about it, just say you dont know what hes talking about.

edit: or try and pretend that you have the same interest to get him to confess. "dude have you ever shit in the bathtub? i do it all the time...love that shit."

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when hes gone, take a shit in his bed.

not a good idea.

in college my floormates and i did this to some guy after a week-long of pranks. needless to say it ended all future pranks and we got fined $350 each for property damage (school owns the mattress). the kid moved out and if i recall correctly transferred to another campus. and its not like he had even touched the poop

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cant move out and leave him the appartment, it was me that got it, its well placed and i dont want anyone to live with this dude ever again. im calling the agency to annul our contract, that leaves 3 months on it...

blackmail is a good idea, dont know where i would hide the camera, bathroom walls are all white.

help me find references/ideas for hidden tech.

dude hasn't come back home.

needless to say, i take showers at my friends and sisters places, i say theres something wrong with the piping at my house.

forever unclean...

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