would you rather?

[eean]

^^ end hunger

^ mullet

would you rather have an old hag face but a youthful body or an ageless face and a functional but old (as in liver spots and skin saggage) body

[Midnight Marauders]

thats hard, probably the old hag face.

would you rather be cryogenically frozen and be re-animated in 1600 years

or

go back in time to an era of your choice

[StrangeLove]

cryogenically frozen.

Get caught fapping to anime porn or get caught eating your own booger?

[Stacks]

probably booger.

premature death as a legitimate hero

or

long life as a coward

[broneck]

Wool.

impotence or aids?

AIDS. There's like single AIDS sites to meet chicks. Ever read the Sun Also Rises? Fuck that shit.

would you rather be sent to live on the moon alone forever, assuming they have the proper facilities

or spend 50 years in a max security jail

Jail. At least there's human contact, even if it's shitty/possibly rapey. And let's be real, after 50 years I'd probably throw it in a dude if he was girly enough.

would you rather drown in vomit or vodka?

same thing, ultimately.

would you rather

fuck one of the olsen twins and tell everyone

or

fuck both of them and tell no one?

[BearCousin]

fuck both!

masturbate with a cheese grader or sandpaper?

[Kregg]

sandpaper.

Would you rather orgasm every 3-5 minutes, unannounced, or never orgasm again?

[superget]

probably 3-5, it would be manageable

all alcohol tastes literally like piss (no mixing) or never drink again.

[akuma no uta]

Am I the only one who would hve picked Jurassic park back there? I mean yeah, curing cancer would be cool, but seeing REAL FUCKING DINOSAURS...

[Forest Fire]

never drink again

would you rather have a nipple-sized penis or penis-sized nipples?

[eean]

penis sized nipples, id never take my shirt off... ever....

heres one that i was asked when i got my bar job years ago.

would you rather your dad suck your dick or you have to eat your mom out

Edited January 25, 2012 by eean

[Nov Spur]

AIDS. There's like single AIDS sites to meet chicks. Ever read the Sun Also Rises? Fuck that shit.

Funny, I had Jake Barnes in mind when I posed the question.

Dad. Close your eyes and pretend.

Would you rather only have water to drink for the rest of your life or never drink water again?

Edited January 25, 2012 by Nov Spur

[Eternal171]

Funny, I had Jake Barnes in mind when I posed the question.

Dad. Close your eyes and pretend.

Would you rather only have water to drink for the rest of your life or never drink water again?

Only have water to drink, don't wanna get superfat

Would you rather be in school forever or work forever

[superget]

never drink water, cant live without coffee.

wear only one brand but have any pieces you want forever or only be able to have one piece from different brands

[Wilbur]

One piece from different bands.

Invisibility of ability to fly?

edit: whoops didn't see this exact one was posted above!

Edited January 25, 2012 by Wilbur

[Midnight Marauders]

that question is above.

would you rather only be able to eat baked beans forever

or

have the internet be permanently shut down

[playdisonlyatnight]

lol @ thread

^ i guess id rather eat baked beans. cant justify shutting down ubiquitous info-sharing for future generations.

it was all a dream or unsolved mystery?

Edited January 25, 2012 by playdisonlyatnight

[Kregg]

It was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine

Forever erected or never erected?

[BearCousin]

why is everyone avoiding the mom/dad question!?

[Midnight Marauders]

It was already answered

I'll go always erect. Just tuck it up. Your all good

Have the voice of David Attenborough

Or

The voice of Morgan freeman

[Denton]

i assume if i'm david attenborough i can also chill in the jungle

blind or deaf

[zenii]

deaf, because you'd still be able to do basic stuff like walking, driving, or goggling girls boobs...

lose a leg or lose an arm?

[Midnight Marauders]

leg for sure.

be married to an attractive prostitute who has an incredibly long and diverse client list.

or

be married to an attractive person who always smells of sewage because she works at a waste treatment facility.

[StrangeLove]

Smelly girl,

Have sex outside in the Sahara Desert @ peak hotness

or

Have sex in Alaska in the Cold @ coldess

[Midnight Marauders]

the coldness would have some serious negative effects wouldnt it? heat would just be annoying and possibly life threatening. ill go heat.

sex with skrillex or sex with an ugly emo girl who makes really bad brostep. oh wait.. same thing. skrillex or an unimpressed porpoise, nose styles.

[michaelttizzle]

peak hotness. ive never been anywhere cold. lived in arizona and vegas for a while, its not that bad.

climb everest or travel for a month

[Midnight Marauders]

travel for a month. climbing things doesnt appeal to me.

[destructodisk]

^you forgot to pose a question...

sleep for 22 hours out of every day for your entire life

or

live a normal life and die at 21

[OCEANSECT]

^ I already sleep most of my day away and 21 is in like five months so... Sleep 22/7

Can only communicate via twitter or have a cell phone glued to your face, permenantly.

[Metropolitan]

definitely communication via twitter

would you rather guzzle a galllon of sperm or menstrual blood?

Edited January 27, 2012 by Metropolitan