1st World Problems

[EG562]

i have so much guyakuso with tag still on, in a heap in bottom of closet that ill probably never wear.

I ate too much string cheese and chex mix and have ghost farts.

Edited November 16, 2012 by EG562

[Harry Hood]

give me your guyakuso

[lorem3k]

my youngest offspring doesn't want to sleep in this deluxe oak captain's bed I got him, fitted with 600 count Egyptian cotton sheets...he prefers to sleep in a cardboard box with no blanket. I don't know how to explain this to him, so I'm just letting him do what he wants.

i'll take the bed if he's not gonna use it

[Njalle]

EG - if you have the orange strap shorts from FW11 in size M drop me a line and I'll take it off your hands!

[OkayOkay]

i'll take the bed if he's not gonna use it

Come pick it up, serious.

I'm in Sacramento.

[pepper davies]

I've got 700 bucks insurance money that I can only spend on one pair of shoes. I don't know what to buy.

[ojsimpson]

boots

[wahwho11]

visvisvisvis

breezable so you don't need to wear socks.

[Denton]

...why is one pair of shoes your only option?

[beatplusmelody]

I deactivated Facebook last week... only three people have texted me.

Edited November 22, 2012 by beatplusmelody

[pepper davies]

I had my shoes insured. lol.

[breams]

^ This is a serious first world problem and people negging?

My CdG scarf is too scratchy.

[dovo]

people do not understand the fucking point of this thread. but then again, thats what in part makes it hilarious.

[CronutEh]

spent hella long peeling aluminum foil off burger patties I was going to make only to realize the only cheese I had left was American cheese.

fucking why

Edited November 30, 2012 by FlippyEh

[Kregg]

spent hella long peeling aluminum foil off burger patties I was going to make only to realize the only cheese I had left was American cheese.

fucking why

I started to preheat the skillet, got all the ingredients out for my omelette, and went to grab for the eggs only to realize that my room mate hard boiled all of them.

motherfucker

[lmk1995]

this is why you always have separate grocery supplies between roommates.

[wurm]

this is why you always have separate grocery supplies between roommates.

And then secretly eat his food

[funkdoobi]

i'm getting annoyed waiting for the high quality screen protector that I ordered for my new tablet to come in the mail.

the stock one is a finger print magnet. having to wipe the screen with my sleeve every few minutes because of too much reflection is also annoying.

[OkayOkay]

Finally got fed up and sold my Range Rover, which has been plaguing my life with absurd repairs (constantly noted in here). Had to pay a bit to clear the title, but did not even give a fuck. Woulda paid more if I had to.

[far-f0wls]

can't afford rick dunks

[akuma no uta]

^^ youre doing it wrong

[the hall of vame]

boss usually buys me lunch n didnt today so i had to buy my own...

[dovo]

my stereo is way too fucking big for my room and is taking up way too much space. now i don't have anywhere to put my turntables and mixer. ugh.

[scientifick]

wish i had that problem, i desperately need new speakers

[5-4=Unity]

The velcro piece of my Pierre Hardy hi-tops keeps getting caught on my Rick Owens cashmere

[PRC.]

Getting paid bi-weekly

[tombrown]

nah, if you were getting paid enough frequency wouldnt matter

[lmk1995]

edit

Edited January 19, 2022 by littlemike

[ejm285]

dude on ebay hasn't paid yet. i asked for payment within four days, and extended it to a week, now he's asking if i can hold it till friday.

if you couldn't afford it, why'd you bid.

now either way i have to wait cuz ebay takes up to four days to process unpaid shit.

[mr.invincible]

HLY SHIT I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. EBAY IS 1st world problem.

fuck them.